Clean Water

Everybody needs clean water. (And a hoomin to help you take a bath in it always helps!)


(22 Words. “Clean Water” performed by The Raptor Project, available here.)

I Am Too a Pterodactyl! Stop Laughing!

I AM A FEARSOME PREDATOR OF THE LATE JURASSIC PERIOD I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW SO STOP GIGGLING AND POINTING YOUR STUPID CAMERAS AND MAKING OOCHIE-GOOCHIE NOISES AT ME! SHOW SOME RESPECT!

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Via Karen Westphal.

Junco’s Pub: WE NEVER CLOSE

If you happen to find yourself, say, in St. John’s, Newfoundland (it could happen!) and are looking for some nightlife, you’ll find it here. At Junco’s Pub, the seediest bar in St. John’s.* This fly-by-night joint is open 24/7. (FYI: you have to be a bird to get in.) When it has customers, here’s how it looks:

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And here’s the live stream- check and see if anyone’s tossing back a cold one stopping by for some seeds. (Click the button to start it up.)


And here’s how Junco’s came to be:


From Andrew Y. as seen on Da Buzz. *Line stolen from CBC Newfoundland Twitter.

Secret Squirrel

… and when Victor returned to his birdhouse that evening, little did he realize that shadowy agents from the NSA (Neighborhood Squirrel Alliance) were listening in on his every move…

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Via Robert Engberg.

ResQte Of The Week (Caturday Edition): Gene Wilder

photo 1 (2)“I work at a vet and we were brought two baby birds found in a parking lot. Gene Wilder (shown here) seemed perfectly healthy. Our wildlife rescue won’t accept song birds, so I decided to feed him/her myself and release him/her in a bird friendly environment. Starting at sunrise, I fed Gene a mixture of mashed worms, baby bird supplements, and a liver based food every 40-60 minutes until sun down.”

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“When Gene started fluttering around and exploring, I knew it was time for the next stage. Song birds have a lot of instinct and after being released, Gene learned to catch bugs on his own, though he still occasionally comes up to us begging for food. Gene was a lot of work and I’m happy he/she did well, but I don’t recommend or encourage people to take and raise wild animals.” -Heather B.

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Family Outing

[Hey! Kids! Walk around that storm sewer. Hop up here with the rest of us- Dairy Queen is just one more block down the road.]

The Moment of Truth

This was it, Henrietta thought. A fight to the death. It’s either him or me. Survival of the fittest. Two hens enter, one hen leaves. If I back down now, everyone at the henhouse will call me… dog.

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Via Reddit.

HELLLLLL-O? HELLLLLL-O?

[Is anybody in here?] Harley The Cockatoo likes the echo he gets from the plastic cup!


Sent in by Susan M.

There’s Always ONE Guy…

….who has to hog all the treats for himself. Hey! Buddy! Share and share alike, whadya’ say??

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Oslo Sparrows, from Anttu K.

A-bok-bok-bok-alypse Now

I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one: a one-way trip up the river into enemy territory, where Charlie lurked behind every tree, along with his cousin Dave. My assignment: track down a renegade commander loose somewhere in the jungle. Nothing could prepare me for the horror that lay ahead, but I knew I could never stop until I had terminated… Colonel Sanders.

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Via 11 Fingers 9 Lives.

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