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Posts tagged as: Birds
I Don’t Think He Knows About Elevenzees
November 11, 2011 By
My dear fellow Mr. Aragorn, is your tea agreeable?
Happy 11-11-11, Jill N.
Search Party
November 10, 2011 By
“Stanley, you check the north shore. Louise, see if he fell asleep in the reeds again. Pauline, check the playground. Ooh, when I get my feathers on that boy, he’ll wish he was never hatched.”
Somebody’s getting a stern honking to, Alexandre.
Aaa-Hem!
November 9, 2011 By
Just a subtle reminder, pal — it’s your turn to do the dishes tonight! And make sure you scrub off that beaked-on grime this time!
“Dolly was on the dishes so I thought I would catch the moment,” says Flickr user Nigel Wedge.
And Now, a Chicken Riding a Tortoise
November 3, 2011 By
Look, we don’t know why, OK? Sometimes these things just happen.
A Sweet and Juicy Affair
November 3, 2011 By
Oh, my darling, I love you more than any parrot has ever loved a watermelon. Alas, my sweetness, our time together is short, but I promise to nibble you oh, so gently.
C.H. says: “Here is my adorable Pionus, Lola. Whatever Lola wants…”
Tick-Tock, ‘Tocktober’s Done…
November 1, 2011 By
… we know by the setting of the sun.
But there’s time for one more ‘tock, we see,
As snapped by Terry in D.C.
We thank all sender-inning folks
For giving us the butts of jokes.
But one month’s far too much confinement
So send more ‘tocks; that’s your assignment.
‘Cause it’s a Twit-taaaaahhhh!
October 31, 2011 By
Cuteness falls across the land
Halloween is close at hand
The pumpkin-carving costumed set
Will terrorize y’awl’s Internet.
From ‘Salem’s Lot to Sleepy Hollow
They know which website’s best to follow
Where black cats from the depths of Hell
Look cute inside a pumpkin’s shell.
And though you fight to stifle “aww”s
Your heartbeat starts to flitter.
For no mere mortal can resist
Cute Overload on Twitter.
Photos (from top): Don Hankins, Alisha Vargas, Michaela M.
Honk If You Love Screeches
October 28, 2011 By
Oh, I can stop traffic.
But what I really want to do is direct.
It’s not just cars that need to control their emissions, Ingrid T.
Duck Season! Wabbit Season!
October 25, 2011 By
Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.
Photo by deniedart.
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