Big Budgie Is Watching You

“You were not at the Two Minutes’ Whap this afternoon,” said the voice on the telescreen. “Are you unwell?” Winston felt a knot of dread form in his stomach. To lie to Big Budgie, leader of the Party, was the most doubleplus-not-anti-opposite-of-good thing he could do, yet the suspicion that the looming face was nothing but a birdbrain consumed him. He had to think fast. He knew he wasn’t sick. He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.

“I was out, um, buying you some nice millet seed, sir?”

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“Magnus our kitten watching a budgie on TV that’s so big it seems to be watching him,” says senderplusinner Sheenagh P.

Oh Sure, I’ll Eat THAT II

This monkey decides he’s gonna have whatever SNIFF? SNIFF? is inside this bag. And he ain’t sharin’ it with no darned seagull, ‘neither.


(Boing! Boing!!!)

Haven’t Seen Any Whackadoodle Qte Food Lately..

….so leave it to The Big J to serve it up, thanks to Andrew Y. and RocketNews 24. (I actually did see this, but I’ll toss the cred his way.) So, check these out. What we have here seems to be….Parakeet Cakes.

Of course they are.

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Quoting RN now, “There’s now a special exhibit going on at the Tokyu Hands Ikebukuro shop until January 22 titled the “Parakeets and their Friends Exhibit (Inko to Nakama-tachi Ten).”

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You can also buy these there, too. These limited edition Para-Cakes are made by a place called the Kotori Café, and the set of three cakes is priced at 1,200Y, or a little over $10 US. So you’d better get there fast!

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Must.
Go.
To.
Japan.
Soon.

Hey, Little Buddy! Where Ya Goin’?

[It’s National Bird Day today! They’re giving away free cookies! I gotta GO!]

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(Pinterest.)

Every Birdie Was Kung-fu Fighting

“Hai-yah! So, Wing Fat, my nemesis! You think your mastery of the Tai-bo staff will protect you, but I say there can be no defense against my Dragon Lotus 1-2-3 Punch! Take that!”

Photo via Jade Craven.

Why Ducks Don’t Do Yoga

“For a start, it’s hard to contemplate your navel when you haven’t got one.”

Via Piper Gu on Flickr.

Turf Battle In 3..2..1..

In the first photo, we see Scrappy Doo The Bichon in her customary spot on the serving tray. As it should be.

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(Say like ‘66 Batman announcer :) “But wait! Have we a NEW Interloper on the scene, taking Scrappy’s status DOWN a notch?”

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“Snowy the Cockatail is the newest member of our family. Today, he put Scrappy Doo the Bichon in her place by taking the prized position on the serving tray. Thanks for all the Cute!
-Sandra L.”

OK, A…Swan Photobomb?

Checked through the comprehensive C.O. Archives- which you can do, just search “Photobomb” in the box- and determined that this is THE first Swan Photobomb we’ve ever run. Fanfare from the orchestra, please!

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Thanks to Vajda B., who found this on The Facebooksters.

Meet Bobby

Check out this video: seems this little guy has just decided to hang out in the kitchen with this nice hoomin lady. We get a great British accent, too.


The Mail Online story says Bob stops by up to 15 times a day to meet Pat Lowe, fixes Bob his favorite: cooked porridge.

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Thanks to Claire H. Photo by David Hedges.

Monday Is For The Birds

output_4IjafnEspecially THESE Cute lil’ fellows (or ladies) practicing their Syncho-Baroo™. Photo by Dana G.

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