Posts tagged as: Birds

Fear My Floof!

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hello, my name is inigo montoya...
FLOOFHANCE!


Prepare for peckingks, lilfishstudios.

I Wonder Waddle Be on the Front Page

Guests of Cute Overload stay at New York’s luxurious Blaine Hotel, featuring complimentary newspaper delivery by our tuxedo-clad staff.

On the Fourth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Four snoring birds!

40 Winks x 4
Tie-tie times four, Joey R.

Who You Callin’ Yellow, Hombre?

Them’s fightin’ words. [chews grass]

Reckon a feller like you best be amblin’ on outta town or it’s Rusty’s Roadhouse, you and me, high noon. [spits, moves grass to other side of mouth]


Nice mud flaps, conorwithonen

For Every Wise Old Owl…

…there’s a stupid young owl convinced that shadows are just really flat mice.

Stop Borrowing my Outfits!

Or else!

You’re just a cheep imitation.

There’s no birdy else like me.


Imitation is the sincerest form of fluttery. Rainbow Lorikeets image taken at Port Stephens, Australia by Ring K., submitted by Tran H.

But Soft, What Light Through Yonder Window Beaks

JULIET (the cat):

‘Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
And yet no further than a wanton’s bird;
Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.

ROMEO (the bird):

I would I were thy bird.

JULIET:

Sweet, so would I:
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.


Real big-deal Shakespeare, suggested by sender-inner Jeff K., photo by Cynthia B.

Owl Rightie, Then

This video is so hootin’ cute it’ll spin your head around. Where do we sign up to give head scritchies to owlets? Is there, like, a waiting list or something?

Do Not Ask For Whom the Bird Tolls – it Tolls for Thee

Beware toll cheats! Authorities have installed new toll gate birds. The toll gate birds wont go up until cars come to a complete stop. This way, you wont miss the basket and the birds are given time to admire themselves. Hey, it’s in their contract.


Exact change only, Or Hiltch

Quick! Get Me Two Singing Italian Waiters and Some Meatballs!

And now, let’s watch two unusual pals pasta time by sharing a pot of noodles. Look sharp for a “Lady and the Tramp” moment around 1:10.