A Crow’s Tail

Cuteporter Annie K. found this on The Corvid Blog. The blog says their rather sneaky behavior of creeping up and giving their prey’s tail a good yank is just part of who they are…the little finks. Are you the guys who wake me up in my backyard every morning?

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Mother Gooses her Child!

How else can a Mama Cat keep her ducklettes in a row? Give ‘em love bites on the butt. Just like a real family.

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As seen on Love Meow

Double Dip

George The Budgie dives in for a quick splash…then decides it’s twice as nice to go back a second time.

Video submish by Deb T.

Look Me In The Eye When I’m Talking To You, Young Man

Listen, son. If you’re going to grow up to be a strong young flamingo and work at our famous casino and hotel in Las Vegas, you need to pay attention and do what I say!

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Mama Flamingo lays down the law to her son, Frankie Flamingo. From the San Diego Zoo Tumblr. Photo by Angie B.

Disgusting Animal Species

Ranging from the Northeast to the Great Lakes region, the Crimson Nosepicker (mucus digguli) is a constant nuisance to any unwary hiker caught without a tissue.


Via Mark Dumont.

Honk-out at the OK Corral

A hot breeze stirred the streets of Tombstone as the marshals approached the edge of town. Some of them wouldn’t be coming back, they knew — but no matter the outcome, there would be justice… and honking.


Via Simon Yeo.

It’s OK. He’s Friendly. Maybe a Little ‘too Friendly

Allo. Allo. Allo. Nice ‘too meetcha!

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Let us dispense with the formalities, shall we?

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Time ‘too let the ear neeblingks begin.

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Who’s next?!

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“I’m calling it a redonkatoo.” -Josh Norem (lol, good one!)

First Trip To The Doctor

Son: Where we goin’ to, Ma?
Mom: We’re going to get your booster shot.
Son: Will it hurt?
Mom: Maybe a little. But you’re a tough little fellow, & we’ll get ice cream after, ok?
Son: OK!

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Taken by Genesis S. ©2012 at Reid Park Zoo, Tucson, AZ.

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

Don’t worry! You belong. This is the stand on one leg club and you are an honored member.


Via Reddit

Operations Manual for the Series 3000 Aviatronic Sortulator

Step 1: Rotate whoovular crankshaffle to prime initial electrobulation relays;


Step 2: Engage coffee clutch clockwise until orbital tweetwheedle reaches optimum rotational velocity;


Step 3: This will initiate the sorting process. Please be patient, as the process may take an indefinite amount of time.

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