You’re a Creep, Peep

No, I’m not your mother, kid. Your mother is out in the barn, with all your brothers and sisters. Now, can I get a little sleep here?

It’s enough to make ya swear off chicken nuggets, Jack B.

Totoro Is Real!

I knew it!


Peter G. made this picture and Hayao Miyazaki made the movie, Totoro.

Does It Need to Be Cute All the Time?

Know what’s wrong with us? We’re in a cuteness rut. We’re all “muzzlepouches” this, and “eyebrow dots” that, but do we ever just look at nature without squeeing?

I mean, look at this picture: it’s a tree. No ‘tocks, no toe beans, just a knotted old tree in the forest. Just this once, could we appreciate a simple thing without going all oochie-goochie on it? Come on, people, let’s broaden our minds, here!


Peter G. says: “Here’s a snuggly rufous phase eastern screech owl i photographed last weekend – wanna share it with the interwebs? More pics here.”

We Understand

It’s OK. Everyone ODs on the Cute once in awhile.

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Bucket o’ duckettes from Chris P.

You’ve Never Felt So Happy at Such Grand Disappointment

Buzzy sends in the best thing I’ve seen this year by Ze Frank displayed on Laughing Squid.

They Say Russian Winters Are Tough

Need proof? Ask these little Crow Comrades.

Отличное видео by Sergazo, and sent to us by Ingrid B.

Duck Duck Fail

This marmie’s all set for a duck dinner — until her friend gives her a goose.

Reached for comment, a representative of the Duck Hunter’s League offered the following expert analysis:

Spoon Fed

Literally!

This tiny Spoon-billed Sandpiper chick is the only species of bird born with a spoon shaped beak (thank you BirdLife International).


Via BuzzFeed

To the Birdmobile!

Engineering student Andrew Gray tried everything to keep his parrot Pepper from squawking. He built a squawk-activated squirt gun; Pepper liked it so much he squawked even more. At last, Gray saw an answer. He built a bird buggy that allows Pepper to roam around the house.

Pick! Your! Punchline!

In comedy terms, the photo below is a “target-rich environment,” so bizarre that no one caption can do it justice. So scroll to the poll below and… Pick! Your! Punchline! (or add your own.)

Via William M. via Reddit.