Some Kinda Penguin Island Beach Ritual

I dunno, there we were, a few of us giant seals mindin’ our own business, when thousands of penguins showed up and …

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had the biggest pillow fight you ever saw!

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All I need now is mah PJs and a blanket.

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“This giant seal appears to be wearing a white feather coat after rolling around where thousands of penguins had been moulting. Photographer John Eastcott, from the Catskills, New York, USA, captured the moment with his wife Yva in Right Whale Bay on South Georgia Island, near the Falkland Islands.” -Via Daily Mail

Cute ‘Tocks

Cute ‘tocks, CO cute ‘tocks. What kind of ‘tocks are CO cute ‘tocks?
Big ‘tocks,

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Little ‘tocks,

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‘Tocks who climb on rocks!

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Goat ‘tocks,

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Matchingks ‘tocks,

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Even ‘tocks like chicken ‘tocks.

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Oh cute ‘tocks,

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CO cute ‘tocks,

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The ‘tocks peeps love to bite?! (pops in mouf)

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Credits in the hovertexts!

Pimpelmeesjes. Ja!

These cute Dutch baby birds know how to tweet tweet tweet their own name, over & over & over & over. Mom’s all, “Go ahead, one more time. I dare you.”

“Pimpelmeesjes in mijn nestkastje. (Chickadees in my nest) In Dutch they are called pimpelmeesjes.” -Hans van der Weerden

Pretty in Pink Pelican

Psst, ever petted a perfectly poised, picture perfect, pleased as punch, prosh pelican?

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“Do you like my haircut? I’m a little shy (little feet crossed).” -Anne G.

The Aliens Have Landed!

I just saw them, it was horrible! They came out of the water with these blade-like antennae on their backs, flappy orange arms, and they just kept staring at me with their one eye and making this creepy gurgling noise!


Credit: Tom Koerner / USFWS

Classic Meg Rewind: January 16, 2007

(bird) ‘Tocks Up!

When things got you down
and you got a perma-frown it’s

‘Tocks Up!
(bird) ‘Tocks Up!

When everything sucks
and your pockets have no bucks it’s

‘Tocks Up!
‘Tocks Up!

When you sleep through the alarm
and Grandpa bought the farm it’s

‘Tocks Up!
(in this case bird) ‘Tocks Up!

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Sing it with me, People! (and William B.T.!)

I’m Getting Too Old for this Cliché

When a sassy streetwise crow teams up with a gruff by-the-book cat, the fur, feathers — and bullets — fly fast and furious! Damien Bleargh and Rick Nickerson are… Cray-Cray and McSteele, coming this fall to Fox!


From Japan’s Most Retweeted Cat Pictures.

Hi-Who, Hi-Who, Off to Work I Gooo

Ah, Monday morning! Sun is shining, the smell of owl breath in the air.

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The owl work week begins with owl keeses goodbye.

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The working owl making it’s way to the owl office.

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Waiting for the owl bus.

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Checking the owl inbox.

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Listening to owl presentation on owl business.

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Working for a tough owl boss.

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Owl work quitting time! Heading for owl home.

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Stopping at Owl Mart to pick up owl stuff.

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Hi Owl Honey, I’m home.

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Keep up the good work My Modern Met

Don’t Be a Birdbrain! Get BudgieBrain!

Are you confused by your Internet friends? Do you grapple to grasp every new meme? Then you need BudgieBrain™, the portable thinking aid that memorizes the Internet so you don’t have to! Just put it on, and BudgieBrain quietly explains memes so you can look clever! With BudgieBrain on your head, nothing goes over your head!


Helen T. says: ”I am mama to a soon to be three-year-old lop rabbit named Smudge. His birthday wish is to be featured on your website! Cue your “awwww’s.”

Flipping the Bird

Not sure if this is cute or crayzay or if they’re pining for the fjords.

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks

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