We were twenty klicks behind the lines, scouting an enemy bread depot. The air was thick with the stench of silence; every crackling blade of grass felt like an explosion in our own private hell. “Sarge, think we’ll get a medal for this?” asked Beakman. “Right now, kid,” I replied, “I’d settle for some pumpernickel.”
Via FuLynHu.
My name is Disco. I’m a parakeet. Bird to your mother. Discooooo! What seems to be the problem officer? I am not a crook. There’s the cat. Meow! Meow!
He had us at Discoooooo, MsJumpinJude
“All right, class, just a few notes before I turn things over to your professor. Due to last week’s food fight, fish sticks will no longer be served in the cafeteria. Also, this week’s pep rally has been rescheduled to Thursday. Finally, please join me in giving a big Antarctica U welcome to our new exchange student…”
Via Daveybot.
The newest sport among the trendy daredevil urban parrot set: Pole Surfing!
Via Ingrid Taylar.
HONG KONG – Rubber Duck, the traveling art project currently gracing Victoria Harbor, is feeling a little… deflated. According to CNN, the 54-foot inflatable duck is mysteriously dead in the water. Reached for comment at his home on Monster Island, film legend Erniezilla says he’s “inconsolable.”
ANAHEIM, CA – Dozens of decorated ducks tried their luck in Disneyland’s charity Rubber Duck Race through the canal of “it’s a small world.” On a tragic note, several ducks tried to drown themselves after enduring the ride’s iconic theme song.
Back in the day, otters stacked cups. Oh, times were so much simpler then. Where’s that otter? He could tell us what’s up with this whole craze.
Fave Frame:
SweetyHigh, “and that’s Sweety with a ‘y’“.
The kids thought this one up. They call it “Six Pack To Go.”
Via platycryptus.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Birdnest, high atop the Hyannis Heights Hyatt, where the elite meet to tweet. I’m your host, “Rockin’” Robin Redbreast, and I’ll be pecking out your favorite bird-related songs, so leave your requests in the comments, thankyewverymuch…
Via wollombi.
Everybirdy needs a little help with the mid-day slump now and then.
When you have a jam-packed flower nectar agenda there’s no time for siesta.
This emerald hummingbird gem recently needed a little boost to get through the day.
Fresh air, flowers and a helping hand perked the flying jewel right up.
Amanda H. tells us, “This was on a rainy day in Estes Park, Colorado. I got up close to take a few pictures, and the little guy wasn’t fazed, so I held my hand out – he landed right on me! He must have been cold so we were best friends for just a few minutes.
Hong Kong is going quackers for a new visitor: Rubber Duck, an ongoing art project of Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman that first caught our eye in 2009.
It’s 9.5m tall by 11m long, and yet, through the magic of tilt-shift videography, it still manages to look like a toy:
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