What We Have Here, Is A Failure To Communicate

The Cockatiel doesn’t speak Great Dane, and the Great Dane doesn’t speak Cockatiel.

Problem.


(Lost At E Minor.)

Too Shy to Fly

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Birds of a Feather, via Brett Klorer.

Sometimes U Feel Like A Nut…

….so you just dive-bomb the pigeons to get it. Easy peasy.


(T.O.)

Flycatcher? More Like Eyecatcher, Amirite?

That’s right, hon-naaaaay, I am the Royal Flycatcher. Emphasis on the “royal” part. So if you can let go my leg and bow down before my regally epic fabulousness, we’ll get along fine.

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Via Reddit.

Do As I Do, NOT As I Say

Maggie S. sent us this terrific video! “Here’s a cute video I took of my sweet budgie Chi-Chi bobbing his head to imitate his bobblehead giraffe toy. Thought I would share with you!”

Birdie Boogie

With a hip, hop, ya don’t stop the birdie
I’m bad, that’s the wordie
I dance like a toughie
Then I kiss my stuffie, yo.

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Coffee-Mate

What, doesn’t everyone have a Little Feathered Friend to help them stir their coffee?


(Squid.)

OK, We’re At The End Of A Long Day…

…it’s time to unwind. Kick back, have a Weight Watchers Giant Fudge Bar (try them, they’re fantastic) and watch Apollo The Cockatiel play peek-a-boo.

Wait. What?


(The Squid.)

Big Budgie Is Watching You

“You were not at the Two Minutes’ Whap this afternoon,” said the voice on the telescreen. “Are you unwell?” Winston felt a knot of dread form in his stomach. To lie to Big Budgie, leader of the Party, was the most doubleplus-not-anti-opposite-of-good thing he could do, yet the suspicion that the looming face was nothing but a birdbrain consumed him. He had to think fast. He knew he wasn’t sick. He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.

“I was out, um, buying you some nice millet seed, sir?”

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“Magnus our kitten watching a budgie on TV that’s so big it seems to be watching him,” says senderplusinner Sheenagh P.

Oh Sure, I’ll Eat THAT II

This monkey decides he’s gonna have whatever SNIFF? SNIFF? is inside this bag. And he ain’t sharin’ it with no darned seagull, ‘neither.


(Boing! Boing!!!)

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