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Birds

Oh, I’ll Wait

by Prongs on November 11, 2009

Heeerrrrrre, birdie, birdie, birdie. At some point, you’re going to need a drink of this niiiice water I brought you. Maybe not in the next minute, maybe not in the next hour. But I’ve got alllllll day, boys, and you’re the only thing on my calendar.

Unfortunately he realized too late that he was waiting for woodpeckers.

The early cat gets the bird, Karen M.

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Come Out With Your Wings Up!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 10, 2009

Schwenksville, PA — Police today ended a reign of terror as they apprehended notorious crime lord “Feathers” McGinty, suspected of masterminding KFC and Chick-Fil-A robberies across five states.

chicken surprise

I’ll have the “chicken surprise,” Anthea M.

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The Strong, Stuffed Silent Type

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 5, 2009

“… and I really must say how nice it is to meet such a good listener, someone I can open up to and really express myself, because in this day and age, the art of conversation is on its last legs, what with texting and e-mail and all the distractions of modern life, I mean nobody really sets aside the time anymore for a good, old-fashioned chat, in fact I was just telling someone other day…”

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek-aboo, Steve E.!

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I Am Zorgulon, Lord of Hummingbirds!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 27, 2009

Earthlings beware! When I wear my Mask of HummingPower, I can communicate telepathically with these small yet deadly creatures, transforming them into an unstoppable army with which I shall conquer the world!  Soon, puny Earth creatures shall kneel before me, or such a poking you’re gonna get!  (Evil laughter!)

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Here Comes the ‘Tock Patrol!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 22, 2009

Marching up the street, on flat and webby feet,
Here comes the ‘Tock Patrol!
Wiggling their ‘tocks, in kinky knee-length socks,
Look out!  They’re on a roll!

Gosling tocks

The bravest of the brave, no mission they’ll decline,
It’s action that they crave, no behind left behind!
Victory is their motto, Adventure is their goal,
They’re the geese of the ‘Tock Patroooool!

Serious gosling tocks

Now drop and give me twenty, Ryan W.!

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Excuse Me, Sir, Can We Get Some More Bread?

by Prongs on October 16, 2009

I hope it goes right to their hips.

You expect me to bring you more bread after THAT lazy-ass caption?

Photo courtesy of Nigel Treblin/AFP/Getty Images

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Tiny Bokker

by Meg on October 11, 2009

[head tilt]

[eye plinks]

[head tilt]

[eye plinks]

[beak pecks]

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Plinking, bokking and tiny feathery chest courtesy of Stephanie F.

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Get it on

by Meg on October 10, 2009

On their quest to find endangered ani-pals, BBC zoologist and reporter Mark Carwardine get entangled with a frisky parrot. Hilarious hijinks ensue!

“Indeed, Suh.” (Say in Stephen Fry Jeeves and Wooster voice)

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No, Really, I Work Here

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 5, 2009

It’s just that—well, this is kind of embarrassing—my uniform is at the cleaners.

Little accident with the ketchup dispenser, if you must know.

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A new niche!

by Meg on September 28, 2009

Ruhmember this guy? The blorp of butter that fell off a plate and into OUR HEARTS?

I Can't Belive It's Not a Duck

Just sayin’ it’s COINCIDENTAL THAT THERE IS A NEW WEBSITE called: “This Peanut Looks Like a Duck“

Check it:

I am highly skeptikuhls, Karla B.!

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