I, For One, Welcome Our Feline Monopolistic Overlords

Oh sure, you thought it was just a harmless promotion: Letting the Internet pick a cat as the newest Monopoly token. Well, the new version started shipping, and little did we know that it would be an indestructible robot kitty bent on world domination!

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Via The Independent.

Ooh, I Am So Vexed!

It’s true, I am feeling most indignant, cross, and disgruntled! Do not fawn and coo over my adorable face, complete with patented Angry Eyebrows™, for this only vexes me further! Make no mistake, I certainly have a bee in my bonnet today!


Via Burgers’ Zoo Arnhem.

Caution: Extreme Cuteness Ahead

This video contains extremely cute chimp-on-tiger-on-wolf action, which may cause temporary PBS (pudding-brain syndrome). After viewing this video, do not operate heavy machinery, perform delicate surgery or double-entry bookkeeping, or write teen vampire fiction.

FaveFrame™ of HAPPINESS!

Via JoeExoticTV.

Oh Wow, I Am Such a Big Fan…

I mean it, really. The whole roaring, king-of-the-jungle thing, I just love what you’re doing. It’s so true and so empowering, and you’re such a role model for me, and I just think you need to know that about yourself, so… thank you, man. Thank you.


Via Elsie esq.

THIS JUST IN: Kimba* Gets a Dog

A white lion cub named Kwanza has a new friend: Honey, the dog belonging to keepers at Darling Downs Zoo in Pilton, Queensland. When when Kwanza’s mother stopped producing milk, keepers started to spend more time with the cub, with Honey right beside them. Now, the two are bestest anipals.

*No, not Kimba the White Lion, because that would have been just too perfect! (caution: earworm)

Why Isn’t It Working?

I am logged on.


Image by Mexico/Reuters

Cheetah Happy

♪ ♫ A-hunting I will go, a-hunting I will go! Heigh-Ho, the Derry-O, a-hunting I will go!”♪ ♫

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Field Guide, Alex T. says, “Oh Helloe ((OK, that right there is cute)) Cute Overload , One happy, smiley cheetah!”

Friday Haiku: White Tiger Cub Has a Question

Baroo kitty says,

“Huh? What the? Is that for real?”

We will never know.


Photo by Petr Josek of Reuters

THIS JUST IN: Pup Adopts Noisemakers

According to The Telegraph, when a tiger mom in a Russian zoo rejected her three cubs, a white Swiss Shepherd dog named Tallim stepped in to nurse them. Now the screechy cubs have their bellies full — and are giving their new mom quite an ear full.

Milk of Almost-Human Kindness

I thought living in the zoo would be a sweet gig—tire swing, all the fruit you can eat. But nooooo, they make you work for a living around here!


Via Ask.com on Facebook.

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