This is Not Your Average Cute

Barely a handful o’ Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel. Prob’ly best handled in small amounts, ’cause they’re basically one of the most powerful substances known to man ever.

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Handful o’ Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel, via Daily Picks and Flicks.

Who Wants Pawcakes?

From Japan via RocketNews24 comes this step-by-step tutorial in making these cat-paw pancakes, with soy milk, chocolate syrup, and rum (yum!).

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And the best part is… they’re made from scratch! (snert-chortle-guffaw)

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After a Long Day

These lucky Japanese peeps like to go out fo’rabbit to a cafe’ that’s really hopping, where you can say to your date, “Please, this one’s on me”, and bunnies are lapin it up!

Rabbit Cafe in Yokohama, Japan featured on UZOOUK via YouTube.

Hold The Phone!

Oh, it’s just Japan, going the extra cute mile again! Check out these little kitteh cell phone stands; functional felines in six assorted colors! Suuure, these cats are cute, but will they answer when you call them?

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Via our favorite partner in redonk, Rocket News!

Tasty Pandas

The Big J blasts us to bits with The Cute. Check out these different edible pandas OM NOM NOM. I have made a decidedly feeble attempt to ID these various items, and I bow to the greatness that is RocketNews24.com.

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Hey! Take It Easy!

Kitteh nomming. Tiny Squeeks. And pristine hardwood floors. Welcome to Japan.

Via Cuteporter Susan H.

Little. Bear. Doughnuts. From Japan.

Nom these little goobers right up. You can get ‘em here, for $16.20 USD. Will they ship overseas? Got me- Google Translate crashed on this one! Gonna Tweet ‘em- will update if I hear back.

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From RocketNews24.com.

And…Here We Go Again (Japan Rocks)

The JP Twitterverse went into a tizzy-fit when Twitterer panda_tamio uploaded a photo of a puppeh who looked like the Japanese “Frowny Face” emoticon.

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Here’s a partial listing of QTE-moticons:

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Your full “Kaomoji” primer is here.

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Snoopybabe Conquers The Intertubes

Meet Snoopybabe, everyone. Snoopybabe hails from Chengdu, China.

[Pause as CO Peeps gasp in amazement, then drop like bowling pins, klunk klunk klunk.]

You can start picking yourself up off the floor anytime you like. (Of course, there’s more here and here if you need another hit.)

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Tip of the cap to Andrew Y. : Photos from Mail Online.

Toebeans. Teddy Bears. Only In Japan. (Updated!)

Updated 2:50pm PT! – Headline’s all wrong! This is NOT merely A Japan Phenomenon. Just got this posted to the CO FB page:

“Hi there! We had some ‘Toe Bean’ action in Dublin, Ireland recently! Love you guys, been a huge fan of Caturdays & Bundays and lots of other days for like, ermagherd, like ages! Baroo to you!” -Neasa C.

Wow. That throws the whole Only In Japan theory right out the window. Must re-think entire concept.

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People, this can’t wait ’til Toesday. ‘Sides, that’s ‘Tocktober 1st. This just happens to be a case of TOEBEANS WITH TEDDY BEAR FACES ON ‘EM. Only in Japan.

Again.

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Photos from I Love Cat and RocketNews24.