Otis Vs. The Couch

Round One goes to the couch. Try again, Otis.


“I just got a Great Dane puppy named Otis, who was 10 weeks old yesterday. He arrived pretty well housebroken, and after our way-too-early walk the other morning, he decided to attempt the couch. Soon, little man, but not this time.” -Christopher S.

In Which Rosco Gets A Pawdicure

[I’ve got TWO front paws there, hoomin. I will let you know when you’re finished. BTW, can I soak these in some Palmolive when you’re done?]

I Passed My Driver’s Licence* Test!

[Parallel parking was the worst! You had to back in just so, then pull forward and even it out. And the Drivers Ed instructor- who was named Ed- imagine that- he had REALLY stinky breath. But I saw him leave after we finished- he had a beater Honda and I got this schweeeeet Rolls, so bottom line…I win.

[*Note: Barry is a British puppeh, so…British spelling, yo. He also loves his bike. )

Flashback Friday: Where’s The Saddle?

Great-DaneGonna need a step stool for THIS doggeh. Photo details and year unknown, from Live Laugh Do, a Smedley find.

Trouble Sleeping? U Might Need A New Mattress Hoomin

Having a problem sleeping on that lumpy old hoomin? Just..can’t..get..COMFORTABLE? Don’t wait–trade in your old hoomin today! At Mattresses Я Us, YOU can REST EASY on one of our relaxing, Comfort-Tested™ Hoomins. We’re at your local mall- open tonight until 9!

C.O. Hiking Safety Tips

Hiking in the great outdoors can be a fun and rewarding activity. However, Nature is full of scary things that will totally eat you, so follow these tips:

  1. Remain on trails at all times.
  2. Do not disturb rocks, fallen trees, or remains of crashed UFOs.
  3. If you encounter hikers with a pronounced interest in chainsaws, hockey masks, or banjo music, notify authorities.
  4. For added protection, consider bringing a very large dog.

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Via Reddit.

Rats, It’s Monday In Chicago

This Ritty-Rat and Therapy Doggeh are Windy City BFFs to the max! Please meet the Dutch Shepherd therapy dog Osiris, and his little pal Riff Rat.🐺💕🐭

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(Mashable.)

Multiple Rules Of Cuteness ALERT!

Let’s tick ’em off, OK?

#01: Putting a paw up is cute. (Two of these!)

#03: An inquisitive look is cute.

#07: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.

#95: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is cute.

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(Pinterest. You KNOW we’ve missed some If we’ve missed any, add ’em in the Comments.)

So…We Got (Another) Email From Westley

Processed with VSCOcam with s2 preset‘Member Westley The Bernese Mountain Doggeh from earlier in the month? Well, he’s written us another email.

“I am now 4 months old and growing, and much more comfortable around new people. I’ve started puppy class and enjoy playing with fellow classmates. I’ve learned how to work the puppy eyes for treats.”

The Binkie Force Is Strong With This One

Meet Princess Leia, a Giant Boxer. She can’t fall asleep unless she has her Binkie. Big baby, she is.


And here’s some GIF action, too.

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(Story from Mashable.)

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