Check out this panda Mom, she’s all holding her head going: “I had this dream! This dream last night that I had a behbeh! It was so real!!!”
BEAR-HANCE!
Nice Panda molecule, Steve W.
Posts tagged as: Bears
The Panda Had the Right Idea
October 14, 2009 By
Damn it, Carl! Did you just eat peanut butter-covered anchovies? You know how allergic I am! Well, when you’re driving in rush hour traffic to take me to the emergency room, I hope this moment will be worth it for you!
My God, Florence. Have you no control? I can’t even give you a simple hug without you blowing your backdoor trumpet. And no, calling them “misdirected burps” does not make them more endearing.
There has to be a way of getting out of going to Carl and Francine’s dinner party. Those two are bad enough, but throw in Florence and Hank…? I’d rather sit here alone and count cinder blocks.
Photos courtesy of AP/San Diego Zoo/Tammy Spratt; AP/Martin Meissner; Reuters/Jason Lee
I Think Stephen Colbert Hacked This Post
October 6, 2009 By
Samantha and Honey Bear, sittin’ in a tree!
Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-Enn-GEE!
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage the blood-curdling screams of AGONY at the razor-sharp claws of a godless KILLING MACHINE!!!1! AUUUGGGHHH!!!
Snorgling machine is more like it, Samantha B.
Greetings from Alternate Reality!
October 2, 2009 By
Weather very nice, except for Smurfsday, when it rained paper clips until purple o’clock… Went to the zooquarium and saw the polar sharks swimming in pea soup… Still can’t find a Starbucks anywhere…
Wanna See the North Pole, Baby?
September 22, 2009 By
Hey, darlin’ — you’re so hot, you’re curing my frostbite! You must be the leading cause of global warming, because my polar ice cap is melting, hun-nay! Better call Santa, because I just saw what I want for Christmas! So how’m I doin’ so far?
He won’t respect you in the morning, Amanda T.
THIS JUST IN: Baby panda with milk mustache
September 13, 2009 By
Ode to a Day Without Cats
September 9, 2009 By
A Day Without Cats? Can this be?
We must stop this catastrophe!
Search everywhere, from up to down,
And don’t give up until they’re found!
We’ll catacomb the countryside
To find out where our kitties hide.
Until we thwart this plan demonic
We’ll search until we’re catatonic!
We love to hug and chase them so,
Please, Internet, don’t erase them! No!
Oh, heed our plaintive caterwaul,
Or life will be no fun at all.
Photos: Burrowing Owl by Barloventomagico. Now I can see better by annkelliott, Meerkat Mischief by MorningThief581. Peek-a-Boo! by Somesay. Tin Head by Dragonfly_dreamer72 and Peek-a-Boo! by Gilles Gonthier.
Dutch House Cat Adopts Red Panda
September 3, 2009 By
Will you please check out this anerable baby red panda action.
Hopefully, he’ll graduate to bamboo leaves stat.
13-day-old Panda ‘tocks
August 19, 2009 By
While watching the San Diego Zoo Panda Cam, alert reader “La Jolla Seal” snapped these tiny Panda ‘tocks in the up position.
Excellent work, my cuteporter. exxxxcellent.
THIS JUST IN: Bear ears
August 6, 2009 By
Those elusive, perfectly soft, snuggular triangles that happen to be attached to a bear head!
Found in their wild habitat. Here they come…
Behold!
C.O.X.B.E.C.U. (Cute Overload Xtreme Bear Ear Close Up)
Liz S. captured these find aural specimens. More of her Kodiak, AK shoot here.
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