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Posts tagged as: Bears
Pop, Mom and I are going to The Galleria
December 30, 2010 By
The Firefox Stream
December 3, 2010 By
Today, Mozilla announced a live “firefox” stream–24-hours of two red panda cubs at The Knoxville Zoo. You can submit a panda name and help them earn treats. [head tilt]
Sender-Inner Shannon says you can learn more here!
Saturday Night Schnozzle
September 11, 2010 By
Koalas really own the Schnozzular space. Seriously, who else has a schnozzle like that? Answer? No other animal! Koalas are mayors of Schnozzleville:
Schnozzular and Koalular by Photopakismo!
Thhhhhhfffffbbbbt!
August 31, 2010 By
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”
“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Dancin’ Machine!
August 21, 2010 By
Cooler than the Average Bear
August 4, 2010 By
Ah, time for some more fun in the snow. Bonus Envy Factor: This video was shot just two weeks ago, in British Columbia, according to the video notes. (Meanwhile, you moved your bed under the air conditioner again this year, didn’t you?)
Posted to our Twitter feed by Dawn. Thanks, Dawn!
The Story of the Hungry Feroshus Bear
July 6, 2010 By
By Jeffery Osterblaargh, Mrs. McNulty’s Sekond Grade
Ok so this is astory about the time that I ate a humin bean all by myself. Wun day I was hungry. And there was this humin bean walking down the street.
And so I desided to eat him for dinner. Because I am a feroshus pradider pridit eating bear and because everybody is skeerd of me because I am so mean.
The humin bean was skeerd. He tried to get away but I was to big and strong for him. He cried and cried for help, but I dint listen because I was so hungry.
And he was so delishus that next I ate a whole busload of first graders, and then I ate a kangaroo, and my piano teacher, and Batman, and some ice cream, and…
I hear that special school’s really nice, Maggie S.
Lotso Tree-Huggin’ Bear
June 30, 2010 By
Please stand by
June 26, 2010 By
People, we apologize for the delay in getting you your cute fix over the last 36 hours. [Tapping arm repeatedly] We had some hamsters clog the design template and chew through various HTML tags, resulting in white-as-snow blank screens. Of death!
And we’re baaaaaaaaaack.
Breaking News: Red Panda Birf
June 24, 2010 By
According to the WashPo, The National Zoo has the first-born Red Panda cub at the zoo in over a decade.
Nork!!! [The sound I just made looking at this Cute Overload Xtreme Red Pandy Close-up]
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