Needful Things

A nap


Lip balm


A Babysitter


Friends


Our needy friends in order of appearance; Speedy the kitten sent in by Muffy M., sable antelope by Sean G. of Getty, Buffy and babies sent in by Wendy E. and bear by Alex T., Field Guide and Hyaena Specialist.

Visiting Hours

“… and they keep hiding his cigarettes, but Grandpa finds them every time. Oh, and Stacy and that boy from the DQ had a fight, and now she’s not going to the junior prom. But the good news is, Mom says if you make parole in June, that nice Mr. Ferguson will give you your old job back.”


Via Tumblr.

I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am!

Now, give me back my keys. I can totally mess you up.

Good times You Tube user abhishek72457!

THIS JUST IN: Panda Physical

The sixth panda cub born at the San Diego Zoo, born July 29, gets the very best in medical attention, an experience not unlike getting probed by space aliens, if his noisy reaction is anything to go by.

Oh, Behave!

[blowing keeses] Yoo hooooo! [shows a leetle leg] There’s lots more where that came from! [sing song]
I promeese I wont bite …hard. (Rawrr!)


Flaunt your gams, Polar Bear Porn.

I’m Telling You, It Was This Big!

That fish was so close, it almost jumped right into my paws! I nearly had it! What, you don’t believe me? Look at this face! Is this a face that would lie to you? Is it?


From this gigantic slide show of baby animals in the N.Y. Daily News.

Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Ready For Some Football

This is the first Sunday of the NFL season, and Cute Overload has many reasons to GET STOKED!

First, will the Bengals bring back mascot “Benzoo” from their old stadium?!


We want to see who wins more games, Panthers coach John Harbaugh or his younger brother, Niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh.


All the Ram Rookies this year will be pulling out the stops to prove themselves.


To see if the Ravens will trade “Nevermore!” for “Superbowl 2013! Sqwaaack!”


In December, when it’s twenty below in western New York, will Bills players wish they were in sunny California?


Keenan Allen will be invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony. OOPS WRONG BEARS


To avoid my friend Todd in Denver who gets just insufferable when the Broncos win.


To see what Philadelphia does next. They booed Santa Claus one year. Harsh.


To see the Lions star WR “Megatron” live up to his name.


To see if the Falcons uniforms could possibly get any worse.


And since Cute Overload always over-delivers, let’s crank this list to 11. To confirm the Dolphins have absolutely no shot.

Yep. Just a Guy and a Bear Hanging Out.

How’s the wife?

Oh, fine, fine.

Kids?

They’re good.

Beer, bear?

Don’t mind if I do.


It’s good to have a bear-bro-mance, isn’t it alija?

Where Oh Where is Little Billy Bear?

Mom’s all: Where could Billy be?

Hmmm I wonder…

OK, get off my back.


Moms know everything, Ebitary.

Parteh!!!

Okay, that’s it, the parents have finally left!

Eric, you grab the wood, Dana, you keep watch, and I’ll hang the disco ball–just the bare necessities for damming this river and having best bear boy-girl party ever!


Let’s all be glad we’re not teenagers anymore, Mac Danzig.

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