But is tetherball one of them?

A tetherball-playing black bear, named Eli, at the Animal Ark Wildlife Sanctuary in Reno, Nev., giving us a Napoleon Dynamite final scene flashback! …”When you need a friend…” (When In Rome, The Promise)

If you go down in the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today you’d better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their summoning of the unearthly dark forces from the nether regions to do their evil bidding!

Via Reddit.

Because a picture is worth a thousand bears.

Thank you beary much to Hannah K., who found it on Metro News.co.UK Photo likely taken at Bear Country USA, Rapid City, So. Dakota.

You bet they do.

Video by Alberta Parks : send in by several Cuteporters including Art D.

Update!
Kodalai asked for an animated .GIF. We can do that!

A bear in Colorado Springs decides to get his order to go.