THIS JUST IN: Panda Physical

The sixth panda cub born at the San Diego Zoo, born July 29, gets the very best in medical attention, an experience not unlike getting probed by space aliens, if his noisy reaction is anything to go by.

Oh, Behave!

[blowing keeses] Yoo hooooo! [shows a leetle leg] There’s lots more where that came from! [sing song]
I promeese I wont bite …hard. (Rawrr!)


Flaunt your gams, Polar Bear Porn.

I’m Telling You, It Was This Big!

That fish was so close, it almost jumped right into my paws! I nearly had it! What, you don’t believe me? Look at this face! Is this a face that would lie to you? Is it?


From this gigantic slide show of baby animals in the N.Y. Daily News.

Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Ready For Some Football

This is the first Sunday of the NFL season, and Cute Overload has many reasons to GET STOKED!

First, will the Bengals bring back mascot “Benzoo” from their old stadium?!


We want to see who wins more games, Panthers coach John Harbaugh or his younger brother, Niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh.


All the Ram Rookies this year will be pulling out the stops to prove themselves.


To see if the Ravens will trade “Nevermore!” for “Superbowl 2013! Sqwaaack!”


In December, when it’s twenty below in western New York, will Bills players wish they were in sunny California?


Keenan Allen will be invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony. OOPS WRONG BEARS


To avoid my friend Todd in Denver who gets just insufferable when the Broncos win.


To see what Philadelphia does next. They booed Santa Claus one year. Harsh.


To see the Lions star WR “Megatron” live up to his name.


To see if the Falcons uniforms could possibly get any worse.


And since Cute Overload always over-delivers, let’s crank this list to 11. To confirm the Dolphins have absolutely no shot.

Yep. Just a Guy and a Bear Hanging Out.

How’s the wife?

Oh, fine, fine.

Kids?

They’re good.

Beer, bear?

Don’t mind if I do.


It’s good to have a bear-bro-mance, isn’t it alija?

Where Oh Where is Little Billy Bear?

Mom’s all: Where could Billy be?

Hmmm I wonder…

OK, get off my back.


Moms know everything, Ebitary.

Parteh!!!

Okay, that’s it, the parents have finally left!

Eric, you grab the wood, Dana, you keep watch, and I’ll hang the disco ball–just the bare necessities for damming this river and having best bear boy-girl party ever!


Let’s all be glad we’re not teenagers anymore, Mac Danzig.

Welcome to the Cute Cafe

May we start you off with a latte?


Our special today is pup-in-a-pup, two for the price of one…


And for dessert, can we tempt you with koala-on-a-stick?


Maybe another latte to dunk them in?


On behalf of kitchen staff misocrazy, AntNina Matthews Photography, and I Love Coffeebon appétit!

Harold Prepares for Damage Control

(All right, keep it together… Don’t look flustered, that’s the important thing… Now, I’ll need a cover story… Something ran under the slide and I dove for it, yeah, that’ll work… So, a squirrel, maybe? No, too simple… Bigfoot? Wait, that’s silly, he’d never fit down there… A leprechaun? Think, Harold, think!)


“GOOD GRIEF BE LOOKING 4 THEESE 1″ says Brinke G.

Hot Enough for Ya?

Oh, tell me about it. Why, it must be almost forty degrees out today!

I know! I almost don’t feel like romping playfully! I said “almost.”

Via HuffPo via Buzzfeed via Tastefully Offensive via Thomas D. Mangelsen.

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