Sender-inner Sarah Q. helpfully pre-captioned this photo of this hedge and bear. Well if there’s anything our readers love, it’s putting words in the mouths of cute animals — and a challenge. So, what else might these two be saying?
You’ve Never Felt So Happy at Such Grand Disappointment
February 28, 2013 by
Buzzy sends in the best thing I’ve seen this year by Ze Frank displayed on Laughing Squid.
It’s an Illusion
February 20, 2013 by
Needful Things
February 7, 2013 by
A nap
Lip balm
A Babysitter
Friends
Our needy friends in order of appearance; Speedy the kitten sent in by Muffy M., sable antelope by Sean G. of Getty, Buffy and babies sent in by Wendy E. and bear by Alex T., Field Guide and Hyaena Specialist.
Visiting Hours
December 18, 2012 by
“… and they keep hiding his cigarettes, but Grandpa finds them every time. Oh, and Stacy and that boy from the DQ had a fight, and now she’s not going to the junior prom. But the good news is, Mom says if you make parole in June, that nice Mr. Ferguson will give you your old job back.”
Via Tumblr.
I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am!
October 27, 2012 by
Now, give me back my keys. I can totally mess you up.
Good times You Tube user abhishek72457!
THIS JUST IN: Panda Physical
October 12, 2012 by
The sixth panda cub born at the San Diego Zoo, born July 29, gets the very best in medical attention, an experience not unlike getting probed by space aliens, if his noisy reaction is anything to go by.
Oh, Behave!
October 3, 2012 by
[blowing keeses] Yoo hooooo! [shows a leetle leg] There’s lots more where that came from! [sing song]
I promeese I wont bite …hard. (Rawrr!)
Flaunt your gams, Polar Bear Porn.
I’m Telling You, It Was This Big!
September 12, 2012 by
That fish was so close, it almost jumped right into my paws! I nearly had it! What, you don’t believe me? Look at this face! Is this a face that would lie to you? Is it?
From this gigantic slide show of baby animals in the N.Y. Daily News.
Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Ready For Some Football
September 9, 2012 by
This is the first Sunday of the NFL season, and Cute Overload has many reasons to GET STOKED!
First, will the Bengals bring back mascot “Benzoo” from their old stadium?!
We want to see who wins more games, Panthers coach John Harbaugh or his younger brother, Niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh.
All the Ram Rookies this year will be pulling out the stops to prove themselves.
To see if the Ravens will trade “Nevermore!” for “Superbowl 2013! Sqwaaack!”
In December, when it’s twenty below in western New York, will Bills players wish they were in sunny California?
Keenan Allen will be invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony. OOPS WRONG BEARS
To avoid my friend Todd in Denver who gets just insufferable when the Broncos win.
To see what Philadelphia does next. They booed Santa Claus one year. Harsh.
To see the Lions star WR “Megatron” live up to his name.
To see if the Falcons uniforms could possibly get any worse.
And since Cute Overload always over-delivers, let’s crank this list to 11. To confirm the Dolphins have absolutely no shot.
