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Posts tagged as: Bears
Let’s play: Name Those ‘Tocks
December 12, 2011 By
No two pairs of ‘tocks are alike (wait, wha!?) And this pair is no exception.
I CHALLENGE THEE
What type of animal has these ‘tocks!?
For the answer, keep on scrollin’!
Selphie B. says koalas are the new face of disapproval.
Massive Cahones
November 26, 2011 By
Remember says Jorden C., if confronted by an adult-aged black bear, just be calm and act cool and merely ask the bear a question. Problem solved [clapping hands in 'done' motion]
Bears Repeating
November 11, 2011 By
Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.
How to pick up a baby Red Panda in 5 easy steps
October 24, 2011 By
Step 1: Locate Cub. Snorf cub neck to determine if said cub is indeed the correct cub that needs a pickin’ (up.)
Step 2: Brace self with nearby log (or chair leg) for support
Step 3: Grip cub firmly with patented Double-Wrap-Around-Huggular-Neck-Chomp-n-Claw™ motion!
Step 4: If cub grip loosens, perform extra snarfing action at nape of neck
Step 5: Finally, carry cub around like you own the place!
Oh and, try not to swing the baby to and fro, it’s bad form.
Cuteporter Sarah A. discovered these gems by RomeoOliverPool.
A Study in Contrasts
October 18, 2011 By
On one side of the glass, sleepy baby pandas. On the other, thronging tourist panda-monium. I think we all know which side we’d rather be on, eh?
How Do They Sleep on These Things?
October 9, 2011 By
This isn’t a bed, it’s a carnival game! Give me a nice tree branch any day!
Shocking Bear Attack Captured on Video!
September 26, 2011 By
WARNING: Ladies and gentlemen, the video you are about to see contains scenes of bloodthirsty creatures locked in fierce, unrelenting combat! So savage was the brutality that stunned onlookers could only gape in horror! Press play — if you dare!
The Great Pumpkin Massacre
September 24, 2011 By
Hurricane Irene may have damaged pumpkin crops, but a select few survived to be mauled by bears at the Bronx Zoo, a fall tradition. Oh, the pumpkinity!
THIS JUST IN: HANDHELD JOEY ACTION
July 23, 2011 By
Alert Cuteporter Brinke G. has alerted us to a ZooBorns report on the freshly-borned baby koalas over at Australia’s Dreamworld park. Eleven joeys just joined the conservation project—and this lil’ guy just tipped the scales to OVERLOAD.
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