Happy Birfday to You
You’re now two-plus-two
You’re such a cute panda,
Here’s an ice cake for you!

And maaaa-neeeee mooooreeee … pictures at The Huffington Post.
Well, your distributor cap is a little cracked, and your timing belt and spark plugs need replacing.
I should be able to have it back to you by tomorrow, if I can get the parts, that is.
Will that be cash, Robin C. — or do you want us to bill you? (pffft, snort, giggle.)
by Meg on January 26, 2009
by Meg on January 13, 2009
Except the guy lower right with paws up.
He’s screwed.

by Meg on December 11, 2008
According to The Daily Mail Online, the teddeh bears shown below are "the first soft toys to take part in extra-vehicular activity… at such an altitude."
Um, It’s ABOUT TIME!

Check out Bear Armstrong and Nose Aldrin here.
According to the story: "The teddy bears had to endure temperatures of -53C buthad special spacesuits made by school children from the nearby Parksideand Coleridge community colleges."

The Ted-astronauts weren’t ALL about fun and games. Scientist Henry Hallam, 21, said: ‘We asked the children to build the space suits for the teddy bears and we monitored the temperatures inside and outside the suits. It was great to involve these young people so they can learn about physics in a different and exciting way."

This bear threat-down brought to you by Mail Online, sent in by the uber-fabulous Vicki O.
by Meg on November 19, 2008
Remember, Son, after you snorf your box of food, use a bamboo toothpick to make sure your teef are clean.
Good, Boy.

Like mom like son by somesai.