Some days in the life

Day 1! [What animal could this be?]

Day 1

Still day 1! [Please note faintest of smiles]

Please clean my schnozzle.

Day 2!

Quit squeezin', Lady

Day 2 agin!

Aroooooooo

Day 7… [Dark circles, coming into focus around eyes!]

Someone git me some concealer, STAT

Day 25!!!11OMG!!1

Resist the urge to bite my ears off

Day 25, encore!

Lil' black vest painted on

Another photo from day 25…

Getting strong noooow! [Rocky music]

Day 30…

Incubatin' hibernatin'

Day 35!

Fuzziness factor: OFF SCALES

s’more Day 35…

Dreaming about eeeeeevil plans and otters

Day 85!

I smells some fresh bambooular treats

Day 90!

Pan-tocks

And finally, Day 120. ahn [head tilt]

Where the hecky am I anyway?

Emily S., you are toooooo much. This looks like Butterball the Panda—is it? Do tell!

YAWWWWN [streeeetch]

WHERE MAH PEEPS AT!???

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Hmm?  Whaa?
…Oh.  Sorries.

As the cliché goes, we’ve been up to our eyeballs in alligators.  (Hmm, maybe shoulda used that as the photo?  Dunno.  Can’t think yet.)  Wasn’t what you’d call a relaxing weekend.  Updates a-comin’ though.  This one’s from the San Francisco Chronicle again… gotta love ‘em.  Photo of Mei Xiang snapped by Ron Edmonds (AP).

Best photo of Knut EVAR!!!1!

Knut, the International Subearstar, is steppin’ it up a notch with this one. Crimminy, People.

Sender-inner Brinke thinks this is the best Knut photo yet. I am cautiously optimistic, but I’m wondering what you think. And I’m talkin’ to you Annie Leibowitz.

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Brinke G., Danke!

Hibernation suuuuuuuuuuucks! [singsong]

Yer hair gits all matted and you have sleep in your eye capsules, and yer SUPER HUNGRY

BLEEEEHHH [claws flex]

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Merci, Discovery Channel and Submitter Kory J.!

PANDA ‘TOCKS!


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  Originally uploaded by 8X10 Elaine.

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Panda ‘Tocks Alert, People!

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Yahoo and Reuters are reportin’ that Knut the polar bear has something to say. (Please check out his "wazzup Bitches" [snicker] paw pads pose below)

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And, that tongue ain’t goin’ back in, People.

The gut? priceless.

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Katt, this is a totally potent submishe…

Name this Panda

In fact, don’t just name this panda, name ALL EIGHTEEN BEBEH pan-pan cubs in a Name a Giant Panda contest put on by the Research and Conservation Center for Giant Pandas. ChinaDaily.com.cn is collecting name submissions until February 5.

May I suggest: "’Tock ‘Tock"? (Will you puh-lease check out bebeh panda #13 below)

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Pandafix, THE place to snort panda photos, told us about this breaking panda news. [bowing head in thanks] Oh, and Pandafix is the only place on teh InterWebs with a category called "Panda Lovemaking." And you thought I was weird.

Hey Atlanta Zoo? High Five!

Check out the sweetness that is "Mei Lan" the prize bebeh panda of the Atlanta Zoo. She’s learning valuable lessons, right in front of your eyes!

Lesson 1. How to eat bamboo. Snorgle first, then place in chompers like Columbo.

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Lesson 2. For best results during media visits, pretend it’s your 1986 school pic and post with a "log".

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3. Life’s cruel lesson: [Say in Casey Kasem radio voice] "Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for those stars"

Ehn! (Also, please note complete lack of ‘tocks)

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and Lesson 4: Try and focus your eyeballs. This isn’t the Chihuahua exhibit.

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Way to be a sender-inner, Erin G. ;)

 

Redonkulous Panditude

Um, MIRRORED Pandas!?

Especially imagery that involves Rule #7?!

Please, it’s too early in the morning for this.


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  Originally uploaded by somesai.

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[Blue barrel tumbles over and over]

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[Thunderous appause]

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[Later…]

"I lurve my blue McBarrelsons."

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Blue barrel, Polar Bear and Sender-inner Elizabeth B. Take a bow.

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