Posts tagged as: Bears

One of our favorites; the second member of the Hour of Power (The Daily Show + The Colbert Reporrrr), Stephen Colbert, is reporting a mini threat down. The topic? KNUT the Polar bear!

TOATES!

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Panda ‘Tocks Alert, People!

Yahoo and Reuters are reportin’ that Knut the polar bear has something to say. (Please check out his "wazzup Bitches" [snicker] paw pads pose below)

And, that tongue ain’t goin’ back in, People.

The gut? priceless.

Katt, this is a totally potent submishe…

In fact, don’t just name this panda, name ALL EIGHTEEN BEBEH pan-pan cubs in a Name a Giant Panda contest put on by the Research and Conservation Center for Giant Pandas. ChinaDaily.com.cn is collecting name submissions until February 5.

May I suggest: "’Tock ‘Tock"? (Will you puh-lease check out bebeh panda #13 below)

Pandafix, THE place to snort panda photos, told us about this breaking panda news. [bowing head in thanks] Oh, and Pandafix is the only place on teh InterWebs with a category called "Panda Lovemaking." And you thought I was weird.

Check out the sweetness that is "Mei Lan" the prize bebeh panda of the Atlanta Zoo. She’s learning valuable lessons, right in front of your eyes!

Lesson 1. How to eat bamboo. Snorgle first, then place in chompers like Columbo.

Lesson 2. For best results during media visits, pretend it’s your 1986 school pic and post with a "log".

3. Life’s cruel lesson: [Say in Casey Kasem radio voice] "Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for those stars"

Ehn! (Also, please note complete lack of ‘tocks)

and Lesson 4: Try and focus your eyeballs. This isn’t the Chihuahua exhibit.

Way to be a sender-inner, Erin G.

Um, MIRRORED Pandas!?

Especially imagery that involves Rule #7?!

Please, it’s too early in the morning for this.

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[Blue barrel tumbles over and over]

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[Thunderous appause]

[Later...]

"I lurve my blue McBarrelsons."

Blue barrel, Polar Bear and Sender-inner Elizabeth B. Take a bow.

[Snorting sounds]

[More snorting sounds]

[Sliding and snorting sounds]

Nicely done, Alicia B.W.

It takes two! To make a dream come true…

Well done on the week old baby bears C Wichner!

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PONI1ES!!!

I just went over to PandaFix.com and saw this teeny curled tongue of delight. Yes, I just said "teeny curled tongue of delight." Not to mention the ear knobule of delight.

Holy smizzokes, TangTang and PandaFix.com.