Cute Overload » Bears http://cuteoverload.com Cute Overload :D Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:45:41 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/038b4e5d3e330426057e07b98435585b?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Cute Overload » Bears http://cuteoverload.com Red Panda Monorail Delay http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/21/red-panda-monorail-delay/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/21/red-panda-monorail-delay/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:21:59 +0000 Meg http://cuteoverload.com/?p=33716 ]]>

Attention Passengers.

There will be a 30-minute wait for the Dangling Paw Red Panda Monorail.

Please expect multiple bamboo-nomming delays. [sigh]

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Squirrel reinforcements are on their way with back-up nuts.*

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*Wait What!?

Brian B. took these shots at the Smithsonian Zoo.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/21/red-panda-monorail-delay/feed/ 34 cuteoverload D.P.R.P.M., this is Base, do you copy, Over. Nooooo I like, don't copy! I'm going to take a nap! Over! Bearlization http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/18/bearlization/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/18/bearlization/#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:27:12 +0000 Meg http://cuteoverload.com/?p=33521 ]]>

Check out this panda Mom, she’s all holding her head going: “I had this dream! This dream last night that I had a behbeh! It was so real!!!”

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BEAR-HANCE!

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Nice Panda molecule, Steve W.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/18/bearlization/feed/ 55 cuteoverload -1 C.O.X.P.C.U. The Panda Had the Right Idea http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/14/the-panda-had-the-right-idea/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/14/the-panda-had-the-right-idea/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:32:40 +0000 Prongs http://cuteoverload.com/?p=33353 ]]>

Damn it, Carl! Did you just eat peanut butter-covered anchovies? You know how allergic I am! Well, when you’re driving in rush hour traffic to take me to the emergency room, I hope this moment will be worth it for you!

Drive-by lickings are on the rise.

My God, Florence. Have you no control? I can’t even give you a simple hug without you blowing your backdoor trumpet. And no, calling them “misdirected burps” does not make them more endearing.

In an attempt to make a giant shadow puppet, they forgot one key element.

There has to be a way of getting out of going to Carl and Francine’s dinner party. Those two are bad enough, but throw in Florence and Hank…? I’d rather sit here alone and count cinder blocks.

I'd like to be alone for a little while, if you don't mind.

Photos courtesy of AP/San Diego Zoo/Tammy Spratt; AP/Martin Meissner; Reuters/Jason Lee

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Cute or Sad?, I shall leeck you ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/14/the-panda-had-the-right-idea/feed/ 45 Prongs Drive-by lickings are on the rise. In an attempt to make a giant shadow puppet, they forgot one key element. I'd like to be alone for a little while, if you don't mind. I Think Stephen Colbert Hacked This Post http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/06/i-think-stephen-colbert-hacked-this-post/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/06/i-think-stephen-colbert-hacked-this-post/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:09:33 +0000 Not That Mike The Other Mike http://cuteoverload.com/?p=32994 ]]>

Samantha and Honey Bear, sittin’ in a tree!
Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-Enn-GEE!
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage the blood-curdling screams of AGONY at the razor-sharp claws of a godless KILLING MACHINE!!!1!  AUUUGGGHHH!!!

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Snorgling machine is more like it, Samantha B.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Interspecies Snorgling ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/06/i-think-stephen-colbert-hacked-this-post/feed/ 50 Not That Mike The Other Mike Who's a cutie wootie little marauding beast? It's you, yes--it--is! Greetings from Alternate Reality! http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/02/greetings-from-alternate-reality/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/02/greetings-from-alternate-reality/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:49:47 +0000 Not That Mike The Other Mike http://cuteoverload.com/?p=32712 ]]>

Weather very nice, except for Smurfsday, when it rained paper clips until purple o’clock… Went to the zooquarium and saw the polar sharks swimming in pea soup… Still can’t find a Starbucks anywhere…

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Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/10/02/greetings-from-alternate-reality/feed/ 109 Not That Mike The Other Mike PLEASE tell me Linda Blair isn't behind this... Wanna See the North Pole, Baby? http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/22/wanna-see-the-north-pole-baby/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/22/wanna-see-the-north-pole-baby/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:23:35 +0000 Not That Mike The Other Mike http://cuteoverload.com/?p=32396 ]]>

Hey, darlin’ — you’re so hot, you’re curing my frostbite!  You must be the leading cause of global warming, because my polar ice cap is melting, hun-nay!  Better call Santa, because I just saw what I want for Christmas!  So how’m I doin’ so far?

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He won’t respect you in the morning, Amanda T.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/22/wanna-see-the-north-pole-baby/feed/ 56 Not That Mike The Other Mike Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? THIS JUST IN: Baby panda with milk mustache http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/13/this-just-in-baby-panda-with-milk-mustache/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/13/this-just-in-baby-panda-with-milk-mustache/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:16:49 +0000 Meg http://cuteoverload.com/?p=31998 ]]>

BOOM!

Baby 2nd exam

According to Laura S., The San Diego Zoo is at it again with the behbeh bear action.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, This Just In! ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/13/this-just-in-baby-panda-with-milk-mustache/feed/ 47 cuteoverload Got Pandas? Ode to a Day Without Cats http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/09/ode-to-a-day-without-cats-2/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/09/ode-to-a-day-without-cats-2/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:22:30 +0000 Not That Mike The Other Mike http://cuteoverload.com/?p=31748 ]]>

A Day Without Cats? Can this be?
We must stop this catastrophe!

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Search everywhere, from up to down,
And don’t give up until they’re found!

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We’ll catacomb the countryside
To find out where our kitties hide.

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Until we thwart this plan demonic
We’ll search until we’re catatonic!

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We love to hug and chase them so,
Please, Internet, don’t erase them! No!

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Oh, heed our plaintive caterwaul,
Or life will be no fun at all.

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Photos: Burrowing Owl by Barloventomagico. Now I can see better by annkelliott, Meerkat Mischief by MorningThief581. Peek-a-Boo! by Somesay. Tin Head by Dragonfly_dreamer72 and Peek-a-Boo! by Gilles Gonthier.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Birds, no kittehs to see here, Pocket Pets, Pups, Unusual animals ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/09/ode-to-a-day-without-cats-2/feed/ 87 Not That Mike The Other Mike Oh, I will find you. I will. I just smelled one I SWEAR [sniff] Don't bother me, I'm busy using catacombing as a verb I'm halfway to Catatonia-ville!! I stuck my head in here but now I can't remember why... All I heard was an echo in there. No Mr. Fluffykins. Dutch House Cat Adopts Red Panda http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/03/40-ml-of-cat-milk-por-favor/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/03/40-ml-of-cat-milk-por-favor/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:47:05 +0000 Meg http://cuteoverload.com/?p=31470 ]]>

Will you please check out this anerable baby red panda action.

Hopefully, he’ll graduate to bamboo leaves stat.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/09/03/40-ml-of-cat-milk-por-favor/feed/ 79 cuteoverload 13-day-old Panda ‘tocks http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/19/13-day-old-panda-tocks/ http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/19/13-day-old-panda-tocks/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:53:20 +0000 Meg http://cuteoverload.com/?p=30819 ]]>

While watching the San Diego Zoo Panda Cam, alert reader “La Jolla Seal” snapped these tiny Panda ‘tocks in the up position.

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Excellent work, my cuteporter. exxxxcellent.

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Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears ]]> http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/19/13-day-old-panda-tocks/feed/ 34 cuteoverload Check out Mom's claw Ehn!