Cute Overload» Bears

I won’t make it thru the Halftime show!

Meg — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:38:56 +0000

OMG the spectacle. [Mini-bear cringing]

Hold Me!

Animaltographer Jenny Ross captured this one.

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

Meg — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:05:42 +0000

Writer Melissa D. over at the Today is asking “What Makes something Cute Anyway?” Melissa, just study our 48 Rules of Cuteness and they tell all.

Meanwhile, there is some new Polar Bear action going on over in the Scandinavian Wildlife Park. Meet Siku, the milk-chugging polar passer-outer:

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A House Derided Cannot Stand

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:45:21 +0000

Oh, the finger-pointing was rampant that day. Carl blamed Randolph for sloppy blueprints. Bernie said it was Lou’s fault for buying cheap materials. But they all agreed on one thing: next time, they would hire a licensed contractor.

Personally, Chi King, I think it may be all that bamboo consumption.

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THIS JUST IN: Honk-shuing Polar Bear

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:10:41 +0000

Born last month at the Scandinavian Wildlife Park in Copenhagen, little Siku (it means “sea ice”) wasn’t getting enough milk from his mother, so keepers are giving him 24-hour care until he’s big enough to rejoin the family (contrary to the video’s title, he’s not an orphan). Listen closely for some classic honk-shuu action!

Also, check out the photo gallery at the Chicago Sun-Times.

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Y’all Come Back Now, Yuh Heah?

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:35:44 +0000

We just can’t bear to see you (and your pic-a-nic basket) leave so soon!

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Let’s play: Name Those ‘Tocks

Meg — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:17:34 +0000

No two pairs of ‘tocks are alike (wait, wha!?) And this pair is no exception.

I CHALLENGE THEE

What type of animal has these ‘tocks!?

For the answer, keep on scrollin’!

Selphie B. says koalas are the new face of disapproval.

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Massive Cahones

Meg — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 19:29:21 +0000

Remember says Jorden C., if confronted by an adult-aged black bear, just be calm and act cool and merely ask the bear a question. Problem solved [clapping hands in 'done' motion]

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Bears Repeating

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:13:52 +0000

Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.

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How to pick up a baby Red Panda in 5 easy steps

Meg — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:03:22 +0000

Step 1: Locate Cub. Snorf cub neck to determine if said cub is indeed the correct cub that needs a pickin’ (up.)

Step 2: Brace self with nearby log (or chair leg) for support

Step 3: Grip cub firmly with patented Double-Wrap-Around-Huggular-Neck-Chomp-n-Claw™ motion!

Step 4: If cub grip loosens, perform extra snarfing action at nape of neck

Step 5: Finally, carry cub around like you own the place!

Oh and, try not to swing the baby to and fro, it’s bad form.

Cuteporter Sarah A. discovered these gems by RomeoOliverPool.

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A Study in Contrasts

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:10:26 +0000

On one side of the glass, sleepy baby pandas. On the other, thronging tourist panda-monium. I think we all know which side we’d rather be on, eh?

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