Man they do this every night, and they never drop anything. NEVER. It’s like a freakin’ silverware ballet up there. Just once, JUST ONCE, they could let me have some of the good stuff, you know? But noooOOOOOoOooo.
Well I’ve been watching that same Royal Wedding show these two old-fashioned lovey-doveys are STILL ooh-ing and ahh-ing over, while all the good noms are just sitting here, and you know, I have an idea…
¡¡¡pooɟ ǝʃdoǝd ʎɯ ʇuɐʍ I ¡ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ᴎᴚOMS ǝʌ,pʃnoɔ I ¡ʇı ʇsɐʃq ɥO
¿ɥǝ ‘uʍop-ǝpısdn uǝʌǝ sʞɹoʍ sısʃɐʇsıɹǝd ƃuıɥʇ poo⅁ ˙oʇoɥd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɐʌɹ∀ oʇ sʞuɐɥ⊥