No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To RIBBIT

Now is this an evil Bond villain look, or WHAT. (“My happy little fatty, Magdalena,” from Imgur/Reddit.)

[*Note: Blatant Bond plug- new DVD out Feb. 9. -B.]

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Flashback Friday: Kitty. Prosh Kitty.

“Spectre,” the 24th James Bond adventure, opens today in the US.

Headline THIS, Mr. Bond “Lizard And Let Die”

[*Note: LATE UPDATE 2pm PT: “Lizard and Let Die” from MA, hands down. Thanks to everyone!! -Ed.]

Yeah yeah yeah, I’ve got Spectre on the brain- can’t help it, it’s been three years since Skyfall. So when I saw this image c/o Charmian Z., that was the first that entered my mind. “This is an endangered Blue Iguana who is currently residing at the Grand Cayman Blue Iguana Recovery Program‘s facility,” she says. “They are trying to get the wild blue iguana population up to 800 individuals. The beads this one has in his spikey hairdo is like an ID tag. The colors are read from the outside in and help researchers identify the iguanas from a distance once they are released into the wild.”

So. You know what to do- let’s have some terrific headlines and we’ll update at 1pm PT!

No Mister Bond, I Expect You To PEEP

Spectre,” the new James Bond movie, is now playing in the UK; we hear there are some Bond Chicks in it, too.

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Why Yes, This IS My “Bond Villain Pose”

[Now can SOMEone please get me some sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads? How HARD can this BE?]

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(DP&F.)

Today Is An Excellent Day To DIE…Mr. Bond!

[Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.]


(T.O.)

Headline THIS: The iBrowser

[Updated 1:06pm PT: “Apple has released its new search engine: the iBrowser” scores this time around, c/o Oakley. Thanks to all! -Ed.]

An 007 reference is the most obvious choice here, but y’all always come up with some great Headline THIS stuff, so g’head and give it your best shot, and we’ll update the headline around 1pm PT. (Imgur.)

For Your Eyes Only

If you get into a game of staredown with these guys, you’re bound to lose! The mismatched eye color is a condition known as “Heterochromia,” says Bored Panda.

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Mwah HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Your pitiful Walther PPK is no match for me Meester Bund. I shall keel you and then drink your Bollinger RD champagne and drive your vintage Aston Martin DB5. I hope it’s an automatic.]

From The Featured Creature FB page.