Yoinks and Gadzooks!

But soft! What treasure hath the Fates placed before mine eyes? A kernel of corn!

Oh, what sweet blessing from Nature’s bounty — a pitiful morsel to some, but a bounteous feast to a humble creature such as I!

We like eloquence in a rodent, Megan A.

Oh Nose

I used to worry about being a, you know, ferret, but now I’m going to go straight and I have nothing to hide.

If I have nothing to hide then I have nothing to worry about, right?

I am a ferret!

….. And I’m worried I have nothing to hide!

Whiskers is worried about keeping his nose clean, theogeo.

Behold the Future of Advertising

Back in August, we toured a cutting-edge cat video studio. Now we explore the next phase of this global feline media phenomenon, as brand marketers embrace the emerging medium’s transformative potential to create relevant, best-in-breed, virally immersive product interaction experience yimbity glopfarble wah de doo dah.

Probably Nothing More Than Rumours

Crazy rumours are spreading that the squirrels have been boldly stealing right from the bird feeder.
I’d like to correct that terrible misconception.

Sender-inner Erica M. says, “The eight-foot high birdfeeder is Fatboy’s favorite place to spend hot summer days…” Photo by Tasha G.

You Want a Salad With That?

Welcome, may I take your order?  How about our Whopper Deluxe Big Double Dare Ya Bunny with stuffed crust,  deep fried and sprinkled with powdered sugar?

“Where‘s the bun” jpockele ?

Don’t Wake the Puppy

Shhh. (whisperinks) Please keep it down will ya? Yes, it’s a yellow lab puppy. But it’s sleeping. You can have another look if you can scroll down quietly. But don’t wake the puppy!

Oh noes! You noisy scroller!!! Go back up and try again.

There goes the souffle’, Shanley M.

Quick! Get Me Two Singing Italian Waiters and Some Meatballs!

And now, let’s watch two unusual pals pasta time by sharing a pot of noodles. Look sharp for a “Lady and the Tramp” moment around 1:10.

The Launch of the Mewsitania

It’s a beautiful day for the christening, as well-wishers gather at the dock, waving flags of many nations. And I can see the crew is aboard, so we eagerly await the ceremonial smashing of the milk bottle across the prow…

And now we cut to camera three for a LAUNCH-HANCE!

Taken by Flickr user Tyler Karaszewski, who adds “This boat hangs in the back of an outdoor restaurant at the harbor in Oia (Greece). A mother cat had chosen it as the location to raise her kittens.”

Lower My Bills

Little duckie wants to know why dat crotchety old man and dat lady doing the jig want to lower little duckie’s bill?

Where do we sign up, jpockele ?

Can We Shove Off, Cap’n?

Not that I haven’t enjoyed the shore leave, sir. The natives were nice and gave me plenty of ear scritches, but — begg’n your pardon, Cap’n — I’d just as soon be off.

Let’s just say the Sandwich Islands weren’t what the name implied.

Looking ship-shape there, Elvis H.


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