Goose Troop

“All right, scouts, stick with your hiking buddy and stay in formation!  (Dear, would you kick Hubert back into line?)  Now, let’s earn those merit badges!  Sound off!

“Peep, two, three, four! … Peep, two, three, four!”

Make way for goslings, Todd C.

Perhaps You’re Unfamiliar with the Term “Cookie”

After sitting patiently and staring intently for well over 2 minutes, Earl finally received his treat; but as soon as he took a bite, panic took over:

“What do I taste here…Carrots? Zucchini? Tofu? Wheat Germ?”

‘C’ is for cookie and it’s good enough for – COOOOKIE! yum-yum-yum-yum-yum…

Thanks, Atroxi, and more Earl here!

It’s Business time—on Caturday

I have no idea what this commercial is saying. As with everything Japanese and cute, just enjoy and don’t ask too many questions.

The fish-shaped business card is pure genius, Kora M.

THIS JUST IN: Baby Giraffe

The Memphis Zoo got a tall order last Thursday: A baby giraffe named Akili (“bright and intelligent” in Swahili), born right on exhibit.  She’ll stay indoors during the cold weather, but zoo officials hope to have her on view soon.  Full story at the Commercial Appeal.  See photos of the birth at Facebook.

You Call Yourself a Mouse?

“Get with it, pal!  You’re supposed to scurry around so that I can catch you and look good for the food lady!  So make with the mouse-type behavior already!”

You want to break it to Mango here, James H., or shall we?

Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone

*Sigh* I hope Francine comes back soon; without those warm rays, my coloring is starting to resemble a loaf of sourdough bread.

Maybe you should outfit Buzz in a mini yellow rain coat, hat and galoshes, Kaytea P. and Jesse N.

A Different-Kind-of-Dog Fight

Well hellooooo, little birdies! Oh, do you see something you like…? Is it this delicious walnut? Too bad the tastiest treat on the planet is jusssst out of reach…

Oh my. OK, I did not foresee this seriously terrifying hopping and pecking. How about we go split-sies?

From overachiever, Marilyn T., via Mail Online

I Hate it When Clients Meddle

“Shouldn’t you be using a close-up lens?   The product really needs to stand out!  And how about backlighting it, for a halo effect?  Tell the model to stop covering up the logo!  Now, I’ve had an idea for the background, just thinking out loud here…”

It’ll look good in your portfolio, Khalid I.

Henrietta Pussycat, How Could You?

It started out harmlessly enough: an unexplained pair of booties here, an empty – and oddly small – beer can there…

But after continually finding various things askew after returning from long days at work, Mr. Rogers installed several security cameras around his neighborhood, never thinking he’d discover what he did:

The above digital c-prints, titled “Kitty City”, are from artist Tim Barber, and the above work was featured at the Fuse Gallery (warning: certain images on site NSFW)  in February 2009 as part of its Animalania Exhibit.

Thanks, Marilyn T., via My Modern Met.

He’s a Little Awkward in Uncomfortable Situations

I salute you, sir! Heh-heh, just kidding. Um, I’m actually quite uncomfortable here, and to say that there’s a yoga-like situation going on is really understating it. To be honest, I haven’t seen my left leg for days…so, a little help?

I suspect there are men at work on the situation, Tracy from Oz.

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