Crank It Up, Man!

Get your nose a-sniffin / Head out on the highway / Lookin’ for aromas / And whatever comes our way…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN TOOOO BEEEE
WIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!

(THUMP-tha-da-THUMP-tha-da-DUDDA-da-da-THUMP!  THUMP-tha-da-THUMP-tha-da-DUDDA-da-da-THUMP!)

Objects in mirror are more blissed than they appear.

Totally awesome submish-osity from the aptly-named Joy H.

BABE ALERT!

“Dude, check it out — total hottie at three o’clock!”
“Where?  Where? By the vending machines?”
“No, man!  Quick, you’re gonna miss her!
“I still can’t see any — OW, STOP PUSHING MY HEAD!”

two marmalade kittens

So, Karla A. — you come here often?

Um, what kinda animule IS THIS!?

Will you please check out this pygmy anteater—who has a SERIOUS case of proshness going on. The limbs! the slow-moving, sloth-like, cuddly-looking-but-prolly-dangerous limbs!

Oh, and that SCHNOZZLE?! It must be stopped.

 

Now, check out the acrobatic climbing action and dual coffee-stain styled fur (on front and back)

Debra Y., I LOVE it when a species is new to moi. Thanks evah so moshe.

I’m 18, I’m shaved, and I will kick your a$$

The name? Sheffield.

The cut? Lion. (Well, Lion’esque)

My age: 18? that’s like, 198 human years.

The ass-kicking factor? Oh it’s High, Baby—it’s high. [Lids lower]

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Sheffield is pretty awes (some) Michaela C. I’m thinking lowered lids could be a future rule of cuteness if we get three specimens…

Look Sharp, Armchair Detectives!

Hidden in this seemingly ordinary photo are clues to help you solve … (pause for dramatic effect) … A MURRRR–DERRRRR!  (dun, dun, DUUUUUUNNNNNN!)   Study this scene carefully — can you unravel the mystery?

CSI: Cute Scene Investigation

NEED A HINT?  Pay close attention to these clues:

Wow! She was my sixth-favorite Friend ever!

A magazine opened to a picture of Courtney Cox-Arquette!  The victim must have been engrossed in an article about the lanky Friends co-star, allowing the killer to sneak up from behind!

Bucka-bucka-bucka-BONK!

A dead chicken clutching a billiard ball!  Could this have been the murder weapon?

Oh, hello there!

A custom-made fur-lined beer-can holder! (partially obscured by dog)  Ah-HAH!  Alcohol must have been involved!

Ask your mom.

A basket with a variety of Japanese honeymoon accessories!  Well … maybe we shouldn’t talk about these.

And the answer, says super-sleuth Dona R.: "The cat did it!"

We’re #1! We’re #1! (on Amazon Calendars)

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USA! USA! Wait—

Cute OVERLOAD! Cute OVERLOAD!

THANK YOU to everyone who has purchased a 2009 calendar! Wow!

Buy, Buy Buy like a baby…. _?

XO,
Meg

The Cute Overload Calendar is HERE!

Your wait is OVER.

The Cute Overload calendar is here. Order your copy TODAY!

CHECK IT OUT! only $12.99 at Amazon. Swears!

Just what can you expect on your desk with this little Slice of Heaven? Just the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Who would love this more than your favorite back-to-school student!? Think of the ridiculous wall art you could make from the torn off sheets just in time for Burning Man! In conclusion, you must have eet.

Available at Amazon.com and other fine online establishmints.

Check it out!

Just five more minutes, Dad…

"Aw, Dad, I don’t wanna get out yet!  You better leave me in here because … ahmm … I’m a mad dog!  Yep, that’s it, check out the foam!  Growl!  I’m completely off my rocker, better not get near me!  Growl, growl!"

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"No?  Well, then … uhmmm … I’m SANTA CLAUS!  Yeah, that’s the ticket!  See, with the hat?  Ho, ho, ho, you’d better not take me out of this tub yet, or it’s no presents for you, nuh huh …"

Jeez, what's the point of being cute if I can't get more tub time?

They’re such a handful at that age, Scott H.

What is up with EVERY pet being named ‘Milo’?!

Milo this, Milo that, what is the matter with you People, always naming your pets "Milo"?

I get thousands of emails a day with the titles like "Guess what? Milo pooped!" and "Milo has a toehawk LOOK!" and "I chose a unique name for my Kitteh guess what it is!?"

But then THIS Milo came along. In all his stubbular glory.

Thank you.

Miloonpillow

Thank you, Jen C. Thank you.

Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]

OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.

They’re all: "Me me me!".  [Shaking head]

Exhibit A: Bowl Bun

Exhibit B: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun

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Leo affamato, originally uploaded by diegodelca.

Sherilyn F., I cast a  disapproving look in the direction of your submeeshon.