In this episode, Maru plays a frustrated mechanic that *can’t* quite get in to fix the engine. Harumphf.

Fix it, Mugumogu!

Can Opener

Can’t…get…the…top…off. Need one of those rubber grippy things.

Thanks Skipster.

Please, Please, Please

Take me to Carrotland. I’ll clean up my room and go to bed on time and save up all my greens to buy Carrotella’s Castle so we’ll never have to leave!

It’s a carrot world after all, redditter stargoslaby.

Baroo [BAH-ROO] (noun) To Tilt One’s Head To The Side In A Quizzical Manner

See “Baroo” and other redonk Cute Overload terminology over in the Glossary!

But I Don’t Wanna Leave the Petting Zoo!

I’ve finally found someone who understands me! Someone who sees the miracle in each blade of grass and marvels at the intricacy of leaves as they dance in the wind! Someone who feeds my very soul! Don’t make me give that up, I beg you!

Via julianbrand on Buzzfeed.

I Want My Money, Hairball!

Parrot: You owe me 20 bucks! Remember? You HAD to have catnip?
Cat: Yeah, I was a little short this month.
Parrot: What? I bailed you out!
Cat: Get lost kid, you bother me.

Spasibo, Meanwhile In Russia!

Are Ya Takin’ a Picture?

Is it of me?

This photo and others by Jessica Trinh spotted via BuzzFeed.

Rorschach ‘Tocks

Rorschach ‘tocks, pup-paradox
A fuzzy puzzle your mind unlocks
Within the fur above these hocks
Some see a bird, some just see rocks
Licorice drops? Sincere cyclops?
You’ll strain your very last synapse
At what you’ll see when he gallops
Then changes shape when down he plops

The credit goes to Reddit. There, I said it.

Mom’s Logic

Because I said so! [SLURP]

So is this why they say spitting image, Hogle Zoo?

Kittens Who Love

This kitty loves to share. Doesn’t matter that she’s sharing a meal with a reptile. It’s nice to chow down with friends.

This kitty loves to make his friends feel good by giving some Swedish massage. Kitty knows that it’s especially good for raising the level of oxygen in the blood and increasing circulation and flexibility while easing tension.

Um. This kitty may love too much.

That is some real good lovin’ via Attack of the Cute, photographer SMIKH via Pixdaus and photographer Stas Semashko via Pixdaus.


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