In Approximately 8 Seconds, Prepare to Roll Eyes, Groan

The Rebel Alliance, a.k.a. Sitting Kitten and his #2, Crazy Eyes, observed the enemy for some time and meticulously planned their attack.

It was a huge success, albeit a sloppy one, and the battle became known as Custard’s Last Stand.

Help me, Yogurt-On Mekitti, you’re our only hope.

I guess you could help too, Cathy O.

Advanced Sleeping Techniques

Once you are comfortable with basic sleeping, you may wish to move on to more difficult positions, as demonstrated here by Dizzy the Frenchie.  Caution: Dizzy is a professional; do not attempt these maneuvers without training and supervision.

First, the “Frog Leg Layabout”:

And now, the difficult but elegant “Double Cross”:

From Team Dizzy:  Photographer/Sender-inner: Carolyn M., Owner/Trainer: Erin C.

Mysteries of Medical Science

Of all the still-unexplained wonders of the human body, perhaps the most startling is the myriad ways it handles stress.   In an extreme case, a college math student, whom we’ll call Doris X, would respond to the pressure of mid-terms by spontaneously transforming into a cat.

Research associate Brittany M. contributed to this report.

The Cat in the App Comes Back!

The cat-apps keep coming, and this time Simon’s Cat gets in on the game, aptly enough with a game of Simon.  “Simon’s Cat in Purrfect Pitch” brings the feisty feline to the iPhone.  Play by matching Simon’s songs, or compose your own.

“Give Me Some Sugar”

When his mom asked him to run next door to borrow some sugar from Mrs. Farber, Gunter was shocked to find that his father was already there asking for the very same thing.

Mrs. Farber needs to learn how to lock a door, Tim L.

To your health: a tiny gut squeeze

It’s been proven a gut squeeze a day keeps the doctor away. Statistically there is quite literally nothing better than a tiny-kitten-gutulence-psuedo-squeeze. You can put your entire hand around a mini gut like this and PRETEND to squeeze and then—poof—anything bad just melts away.

The kitten won’t judge you Irene S., she’s not even watching!

Rear Admiral Carl Ludpig von Pants

With a name like Rear Admiral Carl Ludpig von Piggy Pants (actual name, People), you’re already so over-the-top, that you don’t need a creative caption.

Without further ado, meet Carl. He likes celery.

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Carl 3, Celery 0, Kerry K.

Curtain Call

I’ve diligently prepared for this role.

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I cultivated my Bethleham accent. I was understudy for Baby Jesus at the Pageant.

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I’ve been method-acting as the letter ‘O’ for weeks. I MUST FOCUS!

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READY!

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Krystal K., that’s some award-winning directing.

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