With a name like ‘Marisol’ she has to be clean

Behbeh Kitten “Marisol” is gettin’ herself fostered by Sender-Inner Leta. Leta needs a way to convince her roommates why they should keep the kitten. Suggestion #1: With a name like ‘Marisol’ she has to have cleanliness built right in…

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Can we give Leta some good ideas on how to convince her roommates?!

Yee-up, another Memorial Day weekend…

Time to dust off my uniform for the annual veterans’ hop down Main Street, then it’s over to the Loyal Order of Wallabies Hall for some of Ethel Lundegaard’s famous hotdish.  (Ooh, my lumbago’s acting up; maybe I’ll skip the parade…)

Uh, would you kids in the background like to get a room or something?  SHEESH!

Save some room for Eunice S’s sender-inner surprise, gramps!

Friday Haiku

Tell us what you think in the comments and we’ll bubble the best ones up here… This idea completely ripped off from one of our favorite sites, Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Sex and the city?
Top this, Sarah Jessica.
I’m the hottest b*tch.
-Isabelle

Oh those Olsen twins!
But Ashley or Mary Kate?
I couldn’t tell you.
-Theresa

And where’s the handbag?
No, I don’t buy this at all,
I think it was staged.
-Michael Claymore

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Photo by Simon Høgsberg, submitted by Chief Seestoi Officoi.

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Go ahead.  Click my nose.  I know you want to.

It’s Friday. Long weekend ahead. Cheers! ;)

Friday Remix ♫

Come on, C.O., come on C.O.
Come on, you can’t play coy
I’m homeless & unemployedfawn_and_bobcat_cub

Come on, take it easy
Come on, don’t get cheesy
Rat pix make me queasy, make me queasyrodentistry

Everybody’s got something to hide, except fortabby_kitten_and_monkey

(So, the Beatles are on iTunes & Amazon now, right? …No? Really?)

Pez Dispenser Chipmonnnk

Sender-Inner Corina P. filled this one with Cheerios.

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PEZ-HANCE!

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Swingers

Pup #1: So how long do I wait to call?
Pup #2: A day.
Pup #1: Tomorrow.
Pup #2: Tomorrow, then a day.

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Pup #1: Yeah.
Pup #2: So two days?
Pup #1: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.

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Pup #2: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

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You’re so money and you don’t even know it, Aundria S.

Neeeeerds!

(The last half especially) of this video is worth watchin’. Do not try this at—anywhere.

Cat yodeling brought to you by Mr. Paul K.

Mental Hygienist

Hmm, I’m (scrape, scrape) noticing a bit of (scrape, scrape) plaque building up here (scrape, scrape)… Are you brushing in those hard-to-reach places, young lady?

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(echo chamber) Now (Now) let’s (let’s) take a (take a) look at (look at) those (those) molars (molars molars…)

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Now rinse, Lily L.

And… VOILÀ

Lesley C Hannah M. came home with kittens one night. Then, she handed them over in a swift “here-you-go!” gesture:

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Sounds reasonable to me, Lesley C Hannah. Photo by Neil Whelan.
[via Something Awful Forums - Ed.]