Whap, Kronche, Repeat

Check this out: Orange kitty makes a valiant effort to dislodge grey kitty, complete with much batting, chomping and lunging, but then returns to almost the exact same starting position.  For bonus fun, put this on an endless loop and watch it all night.

  

It’s … hypnotic … Hannah … N.

“Celebridogs”

…and pet rescue advocates Lulu and Lolly are heading your way! (just look up, they might be skydiving on your head NOW!)

They have one simple goal; to make a difference in the lives of rescue animals! Especially the rescue organization from which Lolly comes. Check them and their fundraising products out!

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Don’t miss the Lulu and Lolly Greatest Hit too, Molly C.

You Missed the Offramp!

"You never listen to directions!  Now we’re going to be late, and we’ll miss the good parking spaces, the kids’ll be cranky, and it’s all your fault — and you just let that duck cut us off!"

'You're a goose, dummy -- HONK!'

"MOM!! Timmy’s swimming the wrong way again!"

'I'm outta here. Anybody needs me, I'll be at Chuck E. Cheese.'

Are we there yet, Cherie T.?

Bear à porter

Perez Hilton is reportin’ that Steiff Bears are planning on doing their best Karl Lagerfeld impersonations soon. RIGHTEOUS!

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According to HighSnobiety, the Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear will be released in September at Neiman Marcus in New York and will go for around 1400 USD apiece.

Excellent find, Chief Sister Ossifer!

Show everyone at C.O. your paw pads, Piper. NOW.

Piper!

Be a good kitteh and show the audience your PADS!!! EHN! [Shoves paw pads in front of audience]

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Karin D., you and Chantal are not the only ones that appreciate some good paw pad action.

You Otter Be In Pictures

And now here’s an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Modern Otter magazine’s annual swimsuit edition.  This year, legendary Portuguese photographer Salão do Invernos leads his models and crew to the exotic beaches of Yorkeys Knob, Australia.

Ahhh, ees perfect spot!
oh dear, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

Here we get a rare glimpse of Salão’s unusual "over the shoulder" shooting technique.

You are no doubt amazed by my raw talent, yes?
IMG_4981, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

In a tense moment, creative differences erupt between the photographer and crew.

I am the photographer!  I OUTRANK YOU!
IMG_4989, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

Later, Salão suffers another setback when he discovers he forgot to put batteries in the camera.

Well, so much for my Pulitzer!
IMG_5011, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

Thanks to oh-so-stylish sender-inner Ann M.

BLORRRP!

BLOOOP!


my new best friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOPPP!


another seal friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOOOOHP!

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close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.

Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.

Honesht, Ossifer I’m telling the troof!

Hic!

You see, Osshifer, There was this dog, with a diamond collar, and he told me to hop in and we’d go cruising for poodles or something—I DON’T KNOW HOW I EVEN GOT HERE!

Hic. Sniff.

My Mom’s gonna kill me.

You can call me Ralph, 'cause I think I'm about to ...

Just send us the cleaning bill for those shoes, Montgomery G.

Laundry Tips with This Kitten

Hi, A Kitten here, with some very helpful laundry tips.

First, always divide your laundry into "softs" and "scratchies" so I know what laundry is most comfortuhbuhls roll around in.

Second, if some towels come out shredded, it’s prolly the dog’s fault, ’cause he does things like that asI’vepointedoutinthepast.

And lastly, throw some catnip leaves into EVERY and I mean EVERY drying cycle.

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Um, extremely helpful [shifty eyes] Sender-Inner Blair P. and Photographer Caroline S.

Answer: A Drunken Safari

Question: What do you get when you take African animals, delicious fruits, and good ole fermentation?

Whoever did the sound effects for this movie is a GEEEEENNNIUS! [singsong] Jaimie R., hic!

This might also be a good time to remind you of another redonk Safari over in Kenya (thanks Megan D.)