THIS JUST IN: iPup!

Spooky! Slide to unlock! Slide to unlock!!!

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Via Chief Sister Officer and Paul S.!

Night of the Living Meerkats

Over here, guys!  Brains!  Braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnns!

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Braiiiinnnssss?  BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!

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Sorry, no more braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsss…

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From Halloween at the Bristol Gardens Zoo.  Photos by Matt Cardy/Getty Images.

You’re Trick-or-Treating in That?!

Pffthht — er, I mean, it’s very, um, distinctive. I especially like the way the silver lamé tutu complements the spaceman helmet.  And the corrugated-tin epaulets with the pink satin trim make a very, um, interesting statement.

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So you run along, get lotsa candy, etc.  You’ll be back early, I assume. (snort, pffht!)

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Evil never looked so garsh-darned adorable, Eden B.

Blooming Doom

Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.

I'm Mugsy. That's Bugsy. You don't get no hugsy.

Halloween is a dangerous day.

Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.

Three Heads Are Cuter Than One

It’s Halloween, and time once again for examples of costumed pet redonkulousness, courtesy BuzzFeed.  A few favorites:

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Why is this iPhone costume scary?  Because it’s in … a dead zone (ooooo-WEEEEE)!

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Now when he was a puppeh / He nevah thought he’d see / People put a hat on him / Just like a boy king…

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That Little Hangy Thing Looks Like Fun

Yeah, I don’t see a canary down there, so it looks like you’ll be OK. But again, that scenario typically applies to coal mines only, so I’d advise you to see a medical professional for a second opinion.

What, are you just going to gum me to death?

I hope you’re not allergic to floof, Allison L.

Technically, This Isn’t Stalking

Every time I see her, I just can’t look away.  I try to tell myself I’m over her, but then I see that face, those eyes… and that’s when I say to hell with the restraining order…

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Here I am, my darling!  I’ve missed you so much — did you miss me, too?  I got so worried when you didn’t answer my last 47 letters that I just had to see you…

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Wait, who’s this?  Not him again!  I thought I told you to stay away from him!  Can’t you see he’s no good for you?  He’ll never love you the way that I love you!  Never!

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Yes, just the two of us now… Oh, my sweet, how I’ve longed for this moment to come once more… to gaze into those faraway eyes, to kiss those full pouting lips, ohhhharrghthphth hrrarghtphht slobber slobber mmmghpth hmrrphth…

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Alllll rightie then, Julie O.

The Neighborhood Will Never Be the Same

Willard and Wanda Worrywart were, perhaps predictably, two nervous nellies to be begin with. Willard often compulsively paced in circles, while Wanda fretted over the smallest disruptions.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

But in recent days, the Worrywarts often found themselves on the verge of suffering full-blown panic attacks. Their mental states were deteriorating, and Willard was especially affected.

I know I'm not a big prayer, Cod, but if you could help me, I'd appreciate it.

It was their new neighbor; he was bizarre, and frankly, terrifying. It was like living in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

When googly eyes aren't cute.

They had no one to complain to, so they were forced to endure the daily harassment. Neither Willard nor Wanda knew how long they’d last. But they knew one thing for certain: When they woke up, he would be there.

Call me Brimley and prepare to die.

Call some therapists, Vicki C. and Regina C.

Friday Haiku: … And Don’t Feed Them After Midnight

A gruesome gremlin
Dredged from the depths to inspire
Your horror haiku

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That looks like a three-towel job, Lorena C.

This is some serious snorfing action

SNOOOOOOORRRRF!

Snorf. [Camera tips over due to vacuum]

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Photograph by Sean Crane of a young bearded piglet in Tanjung Puting National Park in Borneo, Indonesia. They have some serious snorting going on over there. I can almost feel the wind rushing in that direction. Fabulousness brought to you by National Geographic, natch!

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