Penguin Twin Powers, Activate!

Whenever there is danger, mild-mannered Bert and Myrtle touch beaks to become the Penguin Twins, whose superpower consists mainly of swimming around and eating herring.


Via Christopher Michel.

Oh, You Shouldn’t Will Not Have Hadn’t

Kyle was so excited about opening presents at his upcoming birthday party, he spent the entire week practicing being surprised.


A rare Wolf’s Guenon via Zooborns. Photo credit: Mike Owyang, Sacramento Zoo.

Concise Anatomy Of A Corgi

b12da49f12bd63ae271a1d7d66c811d5Max here. We’re short, stubby and entirely wonderful. We bounce along with very little ground clearance, but generally don’t have a care in the world- we’ve got the world wrapped around our stubby little feet paws. Here are some pix of my pals Trinket, Corgnelius, his new lil’ bro Stump Stump, and a new friend, Jackson Stubbington! Enjoy. -MS

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~Le Creditos s’il vous plaît~

Photo 1 of Trinket from Paul P.
Photo 2 thru 8 from Corgnelius The Corgis Tumblr.
Photo 9 of Jackson Gatsby Stubbington from his blog.
*Technical stuffs: Corgnelius/Stumphrey photos taken with a Sony NEX-5N.*

First Day of Kittengarten is Vewy Scawy.

Do I hafta go? Do I?

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks

Dog Days Of Summer

az_welfare_leagueThe Arizona Diamondbacks MLB team held a “Bark In The Park” recently, with $5 from each ticket going to the Arizona Animal Welfare League! (It looks like a lot of MLB teams do these.) It’s part of a doggeh doubleheader- They’ll do it again on September 15. More images in this slideshow.

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Photos by Leah Parr and Amber Harding.

Name This Goldie Puppeh, People!

thumb(Warning: These photos are simply off-the-scale QTE. We advise sitting down when viewing. Don’t look at these on your phone while jogging, or you’ll hit a pole. OK, let’s proceed.)

BRAND NEW GOLDIE PUPPEH ALERT! Cuteporter Josh sent us these, and he could use YOUR help. His Goldie Furball needs a name. We can do this, can’t we, People? Hit those comments hard with suggestions! Speaking of comments, here are Josh’s with each photo. Take it away, J.

UPDATE 1 From Josh, just in:
“I’ve been reading the comments. Lots of great suggestions in there! I think I’m going to go through all the comments in detail when I’m home from work tonight and make a list of my favorites! Thank you for getting this posted. I’ll send you more pics and videos once I pick him up!”

UPDATE 2: We have some video. It’s, well, swell. Clickee.

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Hi there! I recently went to pick out my first dog ever – a Golden Retriever! This little guy is who I picked out!

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Thought you might enjoy the photo sequence my friend took of me getting a puppy kiss!

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They were born May 7th, so that’s too young to bring home- I’m waiting until he is 8 weeks old.

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The pups are in Atlanta but I live in Florida.

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I’ll be road-tripping to Atlanta with a friend to pick up The Furball then driving back with him.

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I’ve always wanted a Golden Retriever!

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I work at a camera store….

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…..and he’ll be with me at work keeping my feet warm every day!

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Josh has also promised photos/video when he heads up to Atlanta..so we’ll get a SEQUEL!

Here Comes the Chub Chub Train

Alllll aboooooard!
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Tickeets. Tickeets please.

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Chub Chub train’s leaving the station.

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Chubba Chubba,

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Choo chooo-oo.

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Oops, we have a loose caboose.

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Eight miniature piglets (5 girls, 3 boys) born this spring at Zoo Basel, Switzerland. Via Zooborns.

You Are Three Minutes and Seventeen Seconds Late from Lunch

Oh, this is definitely going into your performance report, young lady. (Although I might be inclined to give you a warning in exchange for that tuna fish sandwich.)

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Via Larry Page.

Attack Formation Delta, No Alpha, No Delta

Puppy strategy: Basically, ride into town, surround the kitty and confuse the heck out of everybody.


Discovered by Smedley

You Could’ve Foliaged Me

Honey? When’s the last time you watered the topiary? It’s looking a little brown.

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This is Agnes Carol at a kickball game last weekend. She’s a labradoodle. -Erin M.

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