Judging from this video, monkeys are just kittens with the optional deluxe gripping and climbing package. (Dogs, of course, are just perpetually befuddled.)
This is pretty good. Got a blankie, comfy chair, some sunshine, but it’s not quite right.
Oh yeah. This is better. I am so much more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Becky’s pup is named Humphrey Bogart. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.
Hi snow lubbers! I’m your tour guide, Frosty Fox, and I’m going to show you around our ski village. Here, is the base of the mountain. Over there, are the ski lifts. To get to the ski lodge go past the sport shop, you’ll see the coffee shop beside it, to the right of the sauna, next to the pizza parlour on the left of the first aid station (I think) just beyond the skating rink before the parking lot.
If you get lost – just follow me!
All whitey then, Ant
Here we have Baby Marie sporting a fashionable fro-esque do and surrounded by yards and yards of delicious leopard print. Remember, though, it’s a no-no unless it’s faux.
Best model ever, Johnny K.
I am a huge fan, and BIASED and enjoyed all the announcements today. But please get a load of this hoof-tastic spoof.
Love the ‘hay’ background screen.
Quality stuff, Sender-Inner Nat S.
Pastries put up a good fight – but I def-eated ’em!
Everyone is going to start singing I Ate Too Moishe, Anne L. who says “Apparently, this opossum broke into the bakery, snorted up some pastries and was too full to run away!”
What, are you chicken? Go ahead, lick the window. I promise your tongue won’t get stuck. (You will, however, look like a total dork for our amusement.)
With this much derp, we’ll need more than one FaveFrame™
Ladies and gentlemen, I shall now play for you, “Take Me Back to Ol’ Virginny”!
Does Lolo prefer Fur Elise, Alisha V.?
Honey, wake up. I heard a noise. I’m afraid to go down there and check it out.
We always knew ferrets were spineless, Sonja
Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show! This week we have a real doozie for you.
Tic-toc. Tic-toc. Buzzzzz! Time’s up.
Let’s get a hint from our WHAT! IS! THAT? guest.
“I live in the Philippines and like to be awake in the night. I love insects, but will also eat vertebrates. I have a specially adapted neck so that I can turn it about 180 degrees in each direction. I am awesome and unusual.”
If you said c. a tarsier, you were correct! Join us next time for another exiting round of WHAT! IS! THAT? This week’s program was brought to you by the Wikipeedes!