Aliaydogmus35—When is this kitten going to be ready for her big reveal!?
Put your hands on the monitor in front of you!
OK, get in line it’s Conga time! Follow de hamstah!
One, two, three, kick! One, two, three, kick, Caitlin R.!
Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show! Last week was very interesting. Of the 5,500 votes, 29% said a pygmy goat, 36% said a fawn and 35% answered correctly, a dog. Phew! That was a tricky one. Let’s see how you do this week.
Tic toc. Tic toc. BUZZZZZZZZ! Time’s up! Here’s a hint from our special guest, “I may be short in stature but I’m full of personality.” Did that help? Scroll down for the answer.
If you guessed c. a dog, congratulations, you are CORRECT! If you didn’t guess c., try again next time on, WHAT! IS! THAT? This show made possible by our sponsor, Heidi H.
Once upon a time there was a very nice puppy named Marple.
As you can see, Marple was attractive, photogenic and had a great disposition. The problem was that Marple had a metal growth on her head.
There were times that Marple wished the metal thingy wasn’t there because it made it very difficult to go underneath couches, beds, doors and the like. Those are some of the very best places on earth to a puppy. Marple never complained, though. She was a very good dog and did her best to enjoy every minute of her life.
Perhaps it was Marple’s good nature, in spite of her adversity, that caught the attention of The Cute Overload Fairy. The Cute Overload Fairy snuck up behind Marple and waved her cute and sparkly wand and just like that, the metal thingy was gone!
Marple looked around. How did this happen? She didn’t know, but being a polite pup, Marple pointed her snout in the air and said, “Thank you very much!” She felt a faint *boop* on her nose and a quiet, “You’re welcome.”
Marple was so excited, she immediately ran around testing all of the things she could get under.
Marple, Paul, Charlotte and Nat S. lived happily ever after. The End.
When updating your wallpaper, it’s very important to remove old wallpaper completely. The best method, surprisingly, is a solution of hot water and fabric softener. The worst method, not surprisingly, is to leave your dog home for the weekend with Original Works for Theremin playing on an endless loop.
More Rule 32 action from Mary L.
725 BCE: Greek soldiers secretly invade Troy by hiding under the Trojan Rat.
I always thought it was a rabbit, Jessica.
Wow, they’re so young they don’t even have ears yet. [shakes head in disbelief]
Adorable buns by Spice ♥ Darling byspice.
You can lead a gift horse of a different color to change its spots midstream but you can’t make him shut the barn door.
You can hold your horses but you can’t make ’em drink, jurvetson.
Even though there is still a bit left on my plate. Once I eat that bit, my plate will be empty and that makes me woeful.
Wouldn’t want this little guys to get thin all over and twist in the breeze, would we, Sophia P.?