The snacks are gone, your other friends left hours ago, you’ve announced “well-p, got that big department meeting first thing tomorrow” at least five times, and still…
All Monday I sit by this bowl, with nought to do but pine
With an acorn in my heart to nosh these nuts of mine.
My humans eat them all the time, I pecan see them do it.
With that shiny tool they use, it seems there’s nothing to it.
To meet my need I’d glady read each book in academia
to learn the knack I sadly lack to crack a macadamia.
Mister, cashew teach me how to be a happy snacker?
I’ll eat my fill, Bert, once I learn how to work a nutcracker.
I have a feeling that Cliodna will crack this sooner or later, Sharon S.
Uli, a baby African elephant born last Sunday at the Zoo in Wuppertal, Germany, gets a good look at what Mom will be spanking him with if he misbehaves.
Image via AP via Gawker.
Seriously, I’ve used a lot of backyard recreational equipment in my time, and this is the worst I’ve ever seen. Slipshod construction, flimsy materials, totally unsuitable for its purpose. First thing tomorrow, this goes back to the store, and I’m never buying another trampoline from those people ever again!
Caveat emptor, Stephanie T.
Our red carpet reporters say that this year’s buzz was all about feathers, feathers, and more feathers! Here’s lovely Anne Hamthaway in a luscious pink creation by Revolving Dior…
… meanwhile, rising star Olivia Wildcat looks more like a lion in this stunning white ruffled gown by Oscar de la Rental.
Thanks to paparazzi Meagan E. and Courtney P.