If Wishes Were Fishes…

Not only is the Cute Overload 2012 page-a-day calendar among top ten best selling on Amazon.com*, it’s also among the top ten most wished-for as well. Have you got a friend with Cute Overload on her wish list? Then take the plunge and give the gift of Teh Qte! There’s still one day left to order with standard shipping!


[So….. close!]


[Almost there… Ehn!]


This moment of longing brought to you by Pieter & Renée Lanser.
* Top ten and most wished-for as of 12/19/2011

On the Sixth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Six deer a-playing reindeer games!

Playing with play doe is fun! Red deer by Peter T. Don’t miss previous episodes:

Plankittening 2

Sender-Inner Julie R. *just* caught her kitten planking on dee cowsche:


At least this kitten has skills…


At least she’s better at it that *these* hoodlums!

This Year, Give the Gift of Mayhem!

Shopping for that hard to please person on your gift list? Surprise them with a furry friend from RaccoonsToGo.com! Just imagine their faces when they open your package and out pops their very own bundle of mischievous mayhem, rooting through cupboards, knocking over trash cans, ripping the sofa, and so much more.


A raccoon from RaccoonsToGo.com shows your finicky loved ones that you care enough to give gifts of distinction, and not boring items like sweaters that happen to be XL when they wear an L, and they act all insulted like you think they’re fat when it’s just that you were really busy this year and had to shop at the last minute and didn’t know what size they wore and anyway it’s a lovely pattern so would it have killed you to wear it at least once to be nice and not rolled your eyes like that?


Well, let’s see how snotty you get with a raccoon tearing around your living room, knocking over those stupid Hummel figurines that you never let me touch when I was a kid even though I promised to be careful! Oh yeah — that boring sweater’s looking pretty good now, isn’t it? Isn’t it, you pompous, ungrateful old…

Erm… I seem to have wandered off a bit there. Anyway, order now!


Mayhem captured by Flickr users Eli HodappHunterJumper and Benny Mazur.

On the Fifth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Five golden ducklings!


Lovin’ that sly look, Melanie Hughes.

Fear My Floof!

[Backs]

[away]

[slowly]

hello, my name is inigo montoya...
FLOOFHANCE!


Prepare for peckingks, lilfishstudios.

I Wonder Waddle Be on the Front Page

Guests of Cute Overload stay at New York’s luxurious Blaine Hotel, featuring complimentary newspaper delivery by our tuxedo-clad staff.

On the Fourth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Four snoring birds!

40 Winks x 4
Tie-tie times four, Joey R.

Oh Little Town of BethlahaaaaAAAAGGGGHHH!

MARY! MARY! Are you all right!?!?!?

Jesus
OMG, NICE mauled crêche set, Susan D.

Welcome to Slothville

1. Where the sloths wear pajamas
2. Flop in the grass with stuffed animals
3. Snuggle in bankies

OH JUST GET ON WITH IT:


Thanks to Brinkie McBrinkersons and all the other fine Cuteologists who sent this in.

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