Slo-Mo-Ki

Slow Mo Kitten says: “Merrrrrraaaaooooooooooooowwww”

Sent in my millions of people including Usama H., Arlo R. and C.S.O.

Bye, Mom! We’ll Be Fine!

Moms always worry a little when their kids get on the big yellow bus for their first day of school.
Suddenly Mrs. Pitts was very worried, about naming her twins Harry and Cherry.

It wasn’t easy, but they made it to school picture day! Cherry Pitts is the teacher’s pet!

Harry Pitts never gets teased when he raises his hand!

Very classy, Oakley and Ozzie! A+, Mia B.

Yo! Chump! Gimme Some #&@! Air!

Ummm, Coach? You’re supposed to chew out the players, not the ball.

Nice shot, Cricket!

Whoa, Are You All Right?

I’ll assume you didn’t intend to slingshot off those pine trees into the cliff face.

By the way, we found your other ski pole in the bushes, next to one of your arms.

Matt C. says: “These of pics of my friends’ King Charles Spaniels, they live in Gais, Switzerland.”

Folks, Have We Got a Great Line Up For You

The Corny Cowpoke Club presents, Saddlesore Dandelion Rustlers!

They’re a little bit country, LiTingTAN.

I’m Never Going to Finish All This

I’d better ask the waiter for a doggie cheek.

I suppose we can dispense with the dessert cart, Jessica W.

What a Ripoff!

This place hasn’t been the same since they hired that new barista. They used to put lots of marshmallows in my hot cocoa, and now look!

One lousy marshmallow, and it’s all the way at the bottom, grumble grumble

We’ll buy him a whole bag, Stosh L.

Groom for Improvement

… and do you, Ken, take Genevieve to be your wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or more richer, to honor and obey, to squeegee the shower door without having to be reminded, to sit through weepy costume dramas even during the playoffs, to wait quietly at the shoe store without squirming, to act unimpressed when a Victoria’s Secret commercial comes on, for as long as you both shall live?

Then, by the authority vested in me, I pronounce you…

… ah, as a general rule, we would prefer you wait until after the ceremony…

I give it six months, Kristen L.

It’s Rewrite Time, Pal

Listen, Mother Goose, or whatever the heck your name is, I don’t feel like bein’ baked in no pie, see. So just whip out that red pencil and make it “four and nineteen blackbirds,” if you know what’s good for you.

Eh, what’s one more or less, Krystal?

[Comes up from blanket] Did the Steelers win yet!?

SuperPup TJ picks a winner:

TJ is ready for the Super Bowl, and Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet at 2pm CDT
We featured TJ and Teddy during the PREVIOUS Steelers Superbowl too. BTW, TJ could give Boo a run for his moneh.

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