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Check this out, People.

Those are some well-designed ‘Tocks.

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NO, I’m not going to do a Close-Up or I will GROSS YOU THE HECK OUT, Amanda P.

Puppy Barnacle

Yar! A Wee Pupnacle!

She shows up when ya leaast expect her, sticking to the sides of yer hull.

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Thar she blows Lauren F.!

Thanks ta Sailors Ellie the Black Lab and Lola is a Dobie-Doodle-Barnacle (Doberman Poodle Barnacle mix!).

One Baby Anteater’s Story (That You Can’t Handle)

I’m warning you. [Me pointing at you]

You cannot HANDLE the ear/eye capsules closing/elongated tongue ACTION.

Truth. [Z-snap]

Um, Discovery Cove? Just stop it. You too, Betharoopie W.

For Sale: Condo in Up and Coming Elm Tree

Real Estate speculator/Sender-Inner Ann W. told us about this great little open house:

“Oh, I didn’t see you there.  Just tidying up before the open house starts at 2PM.”

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“You look like a discerning buyer and is today your lucky day!  Having taken out a zero-down, interest-only, jumbo balloon mortgage to fund this party pad (Burrow Savings & Loan *assured* me I was qualified), I’ve coincidentally decided to move to my country den in the Appalachians and let go of this beauty.  Please come in…”

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SML Listing Details:

  • 0.5 sq ft studio condo in trendy suburban neighborhood.
  • Hardwood floors, walls & ceilings!
  • Full climate-controlled nut cellar [does not come with nuts].
  • Entrance zoned for Flying Squirrel take off and landing.
  • Includes one month old nest bed from Design Within Reach.

Priced to move before the onset of Winter!
(Photo by DJCandiDout on DeviantArt)

Quacks ‘n’ Racks!!!

QUAAAAACK! Oh, excuse me, I don’t know where that came from.

The creativity on the Cats ‘n’ Racks theme never ceases to amaze moi. Behold a mini McDuckersons, mid-nestle.

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Enhance that mini-bill-and-eye-capsule combo!!!

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But… I…

How much do you LOVE IT when a little ani-pal puts a paw up tenatively and is all: "But… I" Like he’s gonna ask something.

I know—insta head-tilt/Ahn! action.

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This one goes out to Cristal and Jon. I hope your eyes open soon, Sender Inners George and Becky…

THIS JUST IN: A Baby bun and Ba-ba

Wearing a bonn-bonn.

And a diaper thing.

Drinking chocolate meelks.

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Redonkulous, Rachel B. Of course it’s completely ‘Shopped from the genii over at Worth1000.com.

Prospect Park…Jaws!

NO ONE IN BROOKLYN IS SAFE!

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Or…

Are they?

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Sender Inner Cody R., we’re wiping our brows in relief over here!!!

Let’s check in on the Costume Contest

Hmm, looks like we’ve got:

"I’d Relish some Ketchup",
"Exscuuuse My Beauty",
"Most Dangerous Catch",
"Shaken and Stirred with a Quill",
"Who Called for the Escort?" and
"Yippee Kai yei, M&%$***#ers!"

Yep, everything seems to be going well so far.

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Got a pet and costume you think will win the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Costume contest!? Submit a photo here! Or check out all photos in the Gallery.

More C.O. Gardening Tips!

When planting dogwood, it’s very important to find a planter box that’s the right size for the dogwood you have in mind, and a dog who’ll submit to being planted.  Most dogs won’t, but … (chuckle, titter) … this dog would. (pffft, chortle, tee-hee)

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Image via Fark.com ;)