Shiver Me Whiskers!

Arrrrrgh, mateys!  Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ye be aboard the SS Redonkulous, the cutest vessel what ever sailed the Internets!  I’m Captain Kidd N. Kaboodle, and if it’s adventure ye be after, then welcome aboard!  And now, here’s my first(-post) mate, Mister Bleen!


Evil things people do to their pets, originally uploaded by International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Avast there, ye scurvy dogs!  Afore ye can sail in this thread, ye’ve got to show us you’re a real pirate!  Remember, this is Talk Like A Pirate Day, so either talk the talk — or walk the plank!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Vote for your fave smash-up

Two days ago, we axed Peeps to PLEASE overdub this redonk video with their own jokes. Here’s what happened. Please vote for your favorite, and they shall WIN a Cute Overload 2009 Calendar!

First up, it’s Evil "Laughing" Prairie Dog, by Alison

Second, it’s Prairie Dog Comic, by Mike

Next up is Jokes for the Prairie Dog[Embedding is working now! Yay! - Ed.]

Then we have Dave Gahan: Prairie Dog

Followed by Another Prairie Dog Bites the Dust

And who could forget: Prairie Dog Dance (Also Shake)

And finally, don’t let your children see: Prairie Dog, smallest man, longest legs by RatherGoodStuff

// REMOVED ’cause it was too gross. Sorry, RatherGood, you are OUT [Say in Heidi Klum voice] //

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HERE. You have 24 hours. GO!

[Oi Peeps! We got a late entry here from Patito Gigante. I'm afraid it's not vote-able, but it sorta includes a vote, and hey, I laughed... - Ed.]

May I offer you SOME BLORP?

One sealio, coming up, with a side of sandy flippage.

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ENHANCE!

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I think he might need to go to the salon for flipper exten-shons, Laurel W.

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WELL ARE WE Jerry A.?!

The Eternal Struggle of Camel Versus Bucket

In the remote plains of Wazoolooland, we come upon an all-too-familiar scene:  A fierce camel locked in mortal combat with the small but wily plastic bucket.

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For the bucket, its only chance is to raise its defenses and hope to tire his adversary …

GOOOOOOAAAL

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Alas, even the bucket’s tough protective shell is no match for the camel’s ruthless onslaught …

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… and with one final bite, the struggle is over.

CHOMP!!

Victorious, the mighty camel cries out his call of triumph.

THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAA!

We’ll be back with more of "Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom" after these messages.

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Yes, sir, Gelosia … that’s your "Baby." ( More photos here )

Quiz: Is It Photoshopped?

This picture is:

  1. Photoshopped;
  2. Really Photoshopped;
  3. Really, reeeeaaallly Photoshopped.

4. All of the ab-EEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

Can I peek at your answer, Karen G.?

Meg on Martha: Video!

Oi Peeps!  Meg is en route back to San Fran, but I’ve got video for youuuu…

This is of course our Fearless Leader featured this morning on The Martha Stewart Show.  Big hello to Martha & Co.!  I especially wanted to say hi to Eliad Laskin, too; Eliad is more-or-less my counterpart over at The Martha Blog.  w00t!

Oh — and those really are some nice cameras.  Not at all jealous.  ;)
One more thing: The chow chow puppy post is here!

Live on The Martha Stewart Show: Stills!

Chief Sister Officer here, posting for Meg!

Live right now on the West Coast, the Martha Stewart blogging show featuring perezhilton.com, awaytogarden.com, eddieross.com, mattbites.com, politico.com, SmittenKitchen.com and a chat with cuteoverload.com. Check out FULL COVERAGE on Martha Stewart’s blog.


Meg Frost, originally uploaded by Frank Sugino.

Like what you see!?

[crazy hamster stripping music playing in the background]

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Just what the heck is going on here, Erin G.!?

Winstons snacks on blueberries and fingers.

Just another day for our favorite smooshed-face kitteh!

Thank you for the Winston alert, Mustang S.!