Debauchery Friday: Heady nibblage

Wook Bun one: Dewd—this is some gooood nibblage.
Wook Bun two: Let’s go find those cupcakes, Brah…

[Ten minutes pass by]

Wook Bun one: Huh…?

Stonedbun

Sage Angel, if that IS your real name—this is obviously for medicinal purposes.

Debauchery Friday: Do I sense a Friday theme *hic!* here?

900 *hic* bottles of beer *hic* on the wall [wobbles]
900 otters of beeer! *hic!*
You take one *hic!* down!
Pass *hic* around!
899 bottles of berr on the [Ker-plunk]

David_k

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one, David K.?

Debauchery Friday: Breakfast of Champions 2

First, there was Breakfast of Champions with that lil’ Diet Coke-swigging Lab. NOW, we have an even better way to start the day. Obvy, it’s time for this Lil’ gal to chug-a-pug.

Julie_s

I didn’t mean to make that pun, Julie S., I swear. It’s all the commenters fault for starting the pun wars! I’m INNOCENT!!!

Guineadashery

Will you need a Guinea Pig bridal veil this summer?

Can you safely say your stock of Guinea pig birthday hats, pirate hats and fezzes are all ready to go?

Introducing the finest in Guinea pig haberdashery and the lowest prices around. I give you: "Cuddly Cavies."

Bridalveil

William L., I do!

New KittenHolder from REI

Behold the latest in summer camping gear—the KittenHolder—cradles your kitten, right where you want him, during camping trips. Kittens stay fresh in the KittenHolder, ready at a moment’s notice for snorgling by the campfire.

Theressa_l

KittenHolder. Don’t go camping without it, Theressa L.

Eight is Enough!

Sender-inner Karla didn’t say how the photo below came to be, but she did add this important information:

1. "OH… MY… GOD!!!!  don’t you just want to put them in your mouth!? times 8!"

I can only hope that the "Tom Bradford/Dick Van Patten" dog sucessfully rounds up "David", "Mary", "Joanie", "Susan", "Nancy", "Elizabeth", "Tommy" and of course, "Nicholas" successfully.

Karlarama

Cheep cheep, Karla!

Between a couch and a hard place

I cannot catch a break in this house. Everywhere I go, I stumble on pink dog toys and skateboards and Chihuahuas in MegaSaucers—it’s ridiculous! I’m just…. gonna… close me eyes for…a beet…zzz.

Nikki_a

Nikki A.—nice work, Girl.

Snowkey

Sure, eyes wide apart is cute, obvy, but EYES TOO CLOSE TOGETHER!? NOW WE’RE TALKING, PEOPLE!

Peter_t_1

Peter T.—Just stop it. Look at you, a prosh monkey in a hot tub—fabulous.

BURRRRRRRRRRP

WHAT!?

So I ate a few extra hotdogs at the July 4th BBQ?! SO WHAT. I caught you eating a frozen Snickers yesterday, so shuddyup.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

Dave_r

Dave R., I love how even his tail looks heavy… [sigh]

The textbook perfect muzzlepuff.

The best part about this little Dewd is his muzzlepuff—it’s perfect! It’s the textbook muzzlepuff. It’s what all muzzlepuffs should shoot for. Muzzlepuffs should look at this kitten and aspire to be like him. They should shape themselves as a tribute to fine muzzlepuffery. Thank you.

Anna_m_pangpang_flickr

Head bows to contributor Anna M. and Pang Pang’s Flickr stream ^__^