The Cat at the Fax

The Cat at the Fax sighed a pendulous sigh,
“If my fax won’t go through, I think I’ll just die!
This job is a bore, this task unbelievable,
There’s just one fax for all Accounts Receivable!”

“I’m definitely not having lots of fun that is funny!
The paper keeps crinkling!  The toner is runny!
‘PC Load Letter’?! What the #$@& does that mean?
I can’t comprehend this infernal machine!”

“And when it does work, it spits pages of spam,
For MLM seminars staged by Sam I Am.
If I didn’t need this job, I know just what I’d do,
I’d teach this contraption thing one or thing two!”

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With apologies to Dr. Seuss, Mike Judge, Office Max, sender-inner Kat T. and anyone who likes poetry in general.

Incoming leeckings!

DUCK AND…

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COVER!

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I barely survived, Vicki P.! [wiping brow]

BackCat!

BackCat looooooooves to go backpackin‘!

He’s all crawlin’ up your shoulder and ready to go.

Check it!

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Vargavinter, we have not posted this one before. You got lucky this time.

Sweatuews!

Kittens in sweateuws!
Sweateuws on Kittens!

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Feelin’ comfy!
Comfy-Feelin’!

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Meanwhile, check the curly ‘tocks!
‘Tocks, curlin’ check it meanwhile

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I hate my sweatuew!
I hate my sweatuew!

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Self-described Sender Inner “Mandi C.” is a “knitter” and says “I just finished knitting this sweater for a co-worker’s baby. I decided to try it on my cats. Westley-the orange cat purred the whole time he had it on. I had to fight the black cat Horus to wear it.” Ahnnn.

Sounds reasonable [shifty eyes]

Bunneh “Elle” likes to have her animal crackers delivered to her by hand…

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to her “2nd floor” “window”.

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Um, OK Josh K. [shiftiest of eyes]

Someone got tie-tie on the hiiiiiike!

Will you please get a load of this ewok-back-packing-redonkulousness;

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Tired from living in an Endor treehouse is MORE LIKE IT, Kim E.

Welcome to Baskin-Slobberins

May I offer you a sampling spoon?  Our featured flavors today are Kibble Ripple, Nea-paw-litan, French Poodle Vanilla, and Rocky Ruh-Road.

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Your “Qanuk” has such a cute face, “crazyface.”

No, it is NOT Monday

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nooooo

How cute of “Sparkle Pony” and “Trouble” to spoon like that. (No I could not make those names up, Margaret H. did)

You will do this puppy’s bidding and you will like it

“Pepper” the pup is part Australian Shepherd, part Boston Terrier—and all powerful.

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When her eyes say “Bring me another treat, peon.”

You say: “Right away!”

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Those blue eyes mean business.

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By the way, that bed looks like it needs fluffing, Angela P. GET ON IT!

Candy?

Please only take one, I’m running out.

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Conejo al Plato by the sweet-toothed Memo Vasquez.