Might As Well Jump

EHN!

(Worry about the landing part later.)


Big ups to Eibar.

And Whatever You Do, Don’t Say “Balk”

Time for some epic trolling. True fact: Moments after this video ended, the lady said “let’s take a walk to the bath” and the poor dog’s head asploded…

I Coulda Been A Star Too.

Saw the first Target Christmas commercial of the season.

Sure enough, there he was. My old pal Bullseye.

We went to school together, y’know? Then he went his way, I went mine. Haven’t heard from him in years, but I’d heard he went Hollywood—while I married my college sweetheart and had some kids.

Bullseye, if you get a sec, drop me a line. Or a gift card.


Via Pinterest.

Quokka Salesman

These leaves are priced to move!


Your Daily Quokka Quota filled by I Waste So Much Time.

Wait, What Was That Second Thing?

Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.

Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.

Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…

Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!

Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.

Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.

Stan: Fine. Wait, what?

FaveFrame™!


From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”

How To Nom A Punkin

Halloweenie is Wednesday night. Teddy Bear, as always, has something to say about that.

[We’re just not sure what he’s saying -Ed]

Happy Halloween, Tedster!

It’s National Cat Day, Everybody!

A little pair of kittehs, so soft and gray.
A little pair of kittehs, to brighten your day.

Thanks, Catherine.caf!

Happy Halloween From Lil’ Drac!

My favorite time of the year, People! Two more days!




Drac Deets here!

The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Freshly bathed and full of rage this insidious creature lurks in the bathroom, just waiting for the quarry enter. That’s when it strikes; bringing down its victims with such a look of disapproval and revenge they fall to their knees in helpless pleas.

That should teach them.


Via Attack of the Cute

He Said He Would Meet Me Here

Some bunny is late, for a very important date! (loud thumping with back feets)


This is Princess, hoping someday her prince will come.

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