Bianca the Rat: Since Mom’s away in Italy studying abroad, I’d like to send her a message that I miss her. Lemme see how I can do that… [eyes Cheerios box]
Bianca the Rat: Yep, that oughta work.
XOX to Ashley P., Bianca rat and (Ashley’s!) boyfriend.
What was up with French player Zidane getting thrown out of the game for a head-butt today in the World Cup finals!? Le Dang, Monsieur! I suggest the only type of head butt Zidane should be allowed to deliver from here on out: The cute Red Panda head-butt, as seen midway into this video below:
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Merci, Tom T.!
You know that guy in college—the guy that owns the van that everyone piles into to go to Taco Bell? You know—he’s the guy who has a cassette tape that gets stuck in the van tape player, and everyone has to sing the same Bob Marley songs for four years? And his last name is "Donahue", so the van is nicknamed "Dona-van"? And he glues antlers on his scooter helmet, and insists everyone barbeque with him constantly? Remember that guy?
Well, this is the puppy that guy eventually gets for his kids.
Welcome to the family, Millie! (XOXOX, Joey D.!)
INCOMING!!!
Lookout! D-Day duckbardments are arriving in an early-morning amphibious assault! Their mission: to capture delicious floating bread morsels and other bug-related treats. Bok-1-2! Bok 1-2!
[Say in Poofée voice] Mes amies…. We haf been slaving in la cuisine all day to breeng you zees. Zee ul-tee-mat in zuh entrée. Zees ees fresh, local, organeek kitten. Eets not flambé, mes amies, zat would not be nice. Bon apétit!
Merci infinement, Matthew V.B. and Hadaly E.!
Let’s give a big "Paws Up" (or is it ‘Feets Up’?) to Bob E. and "Tai Shan" the Giant panda who turns a whopping 1-year-old this weekend. Bob E. runs the fine establishment: "PandaFix.com." but you already knew that.
Panda ‘Tocks, Somesay! 
I am partying TOOOO much!!!! w00t! Look at me! w000t! Rock and or Roll, People! woooooooo!
Excellent end to the Debauche. Thanks, Stephanie H.
Oh—I’m sorry—I am DRAWING THE LINE HERE. Could you please teach "Baby Snuggles*" to put on some pants before you take photos? For the love of Pete, in all my months of posting, I’ve never!
[collapse to fainting chaise]
This could have been caught at a young age, Enrico C.
* Actual name
Wook Bun one: Dewd—this is some gooood nibblage.
Wook Bun two: Let’s go find those cupcakes, Brah…
[Ten minutes pass by]
Wook Bun one: Huh…?
Sage Angel, if that IS your real name—this is obviously for medicinal purposes.
900 *hic* bottles of beer *hic* on the wall [wobbles]
900 otters of beeer! *hic!*
You take one *hic!* down!
Pass *hic* around!
899 bottles of berr on the [Ker-plunk]
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one, David K.?
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