Three Coats of Whitewash

Saturday morning, and Tom Sawyer’s up to his old tricks, again!

Say, can we whitewash a little too, Sarah S.?

Toffy Top Hat

What’s the word, old bean?

Bloomin’ eck, that bumpkin of a  butler’s off his trolley and I’m a posh guinea pig all on me tod. Would you be so very kind as to run my bath?

Righty-o, Emily W.

This is Going to be Big!

This is huge! Like the Big Dipper! Like Big Ben! Like a Big Mac! Like my owner’s absurd miscalculations!

Big! Like the vet’s bill!

Start digging, Chiquilla and Erika C.

THIS JUST IN: Laser Cat Bowling

No caption in the world could do this justice, so… press play and brace for pure, universe-spanning awesomeness.

A Likely Story

Oh, ah… you’re probably wondering why I’m taking this… you see it’s, uhm… I’m a food inspector, yeah that’s it, from the hamburger bun division, and… we’re doing a spot check of all buns in the tri-county area, strictly routine… erhm…

Oh, cut me a break, it’s not like any one else eats out of here!

See more of this enterprising little critter at Kentucky.com (Slideshow may be a little twitchy on some browsers, sorry).

Don’t Tell Me, Let Me Guess:

You just waxed in here, right?


A nice carpet runner could really tie the room together, Bobbeh A.

And Now, a Public Service Announcement

Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.

SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…

… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.

But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.

Hide Your Towel, Hide Your Sponge!

Animal Planet recently busted a backyard intruder — a cat burglar with sticky fingers, um, I mean paws, pilfering backyards in his neighborhood. Luckily, their camera crew got the goods. (PS: If you can’t view this video in your country, let us know.)

Umbrella a Cappella

“Bus stops, bus goes, she stays, loff grows, under my umbrellaaaa!”

Made in the shade, Nancy H.

She Said She’s Mad About Me!

She cries out my name as I follow her around all day escorting her by foot. On the stairs she really fell head over heels for me. She’s always asking if I want to go out. She wept as she gave me a box! And was sweet enough to put me in it!

Handle with care, Abby J.

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