Kitteh DOUBLE TAKE!

What what whaaat [double-take]

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I call "Shenanigans" Mariah K.!

You Sons of Beaches!

OH-BOY-OH-BOY-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-YUP-YUP-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-OH-BOY-OH-BOY-ARE-WE-THERE-YET-HUH-IS-THIS-THE-BEACH-YET-HUH-IS-IT-HUH?

My tongue's fine--it's my face that's pointing the wrong direction.

By the way, what’s a "beach"?  I hope it’s not that place with all of the …

Uh-oh ...

WATER!!!!!!  NOOO!!!  I don’t wanna go in the water!!!  Water is EVIL!!!  It’s full of monsters with sucky tentacles, and giant fish with big bitey teeth, and they all go to the bathroom in there!!!

I'm too CUTE to die!

Are you trying to KILL ME?!  If this is about the stain on the carpet, it wasn’t my fault!  Can’t you at least have the decency to tie me in a sack, you cold-hearted murderer?!  I’ll get you for this if it’s the last thing I do!

Actually, THIS is shaping up to be the last thing I do...

Can’t … breathe! … Caught … in … tentacle! … Pulling … me … down! …  Must … escape … !

Must ... impersonate ... Shatner ...

Humph!  I’m never talking to either of you again, you … you … doggie killers, you!  And from now on, I’ll do whatever I want on the carpet, and you can fetch your own damn slippers!

Now take me home.  It's time for my bath.

Found on the aptly-named SomethingAwful.com by drowner-inner "Non Applicable"

More C.O. Travel Tips!

Many pet owners dread having to take long trips with their animals, but there’s no reason why you and your cuddly canine companion can’t enjoy the pleasure of travel together, as long as you follow these simple steps when packing your pet:

  1. Place hind legs together and fold upwards across chest
  2. Fold front legs over hind legs to secure
  3. Fold modesty tail upward to conceal naughty bits

It’s that simple!  Now you have a perfectly packed puppy, ready to check with luggage or slide into the overhead compartment.  Happy trails!

I think this lame idea just set off my mental detector.

That’s presicion work, Matt K.

Skip this one if you’re PMS-ing

‘Cause you’ll just end up crying. I warned you. Guys too—you’re not immune, MoFos.

Liana F. way to start the week off WITH A COMPLETE AND TOTAL HEARTBREAKING CARTOON DAMMIT!

Newsflash: ‘Tocktober is more than halfway over…

…So I suggest you get your ‘tocks out there on display before it’s TOO LATE.

This puppeh is just doing his part.

Tocks

Way to celebrate, Alana M.

Thhhhbbbbbbttt!

Crawlin’ up a paper towel

—Oh yeah—

Stickin’ out my tongue

I’m only a centimeter long

—Oh yeah—

But I’m still havin’ fun

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Peter E-M., Tell "Hermie" that Vegas just called.

Sheesh, Everybody’s a Comedian These Days

I break out my best Cockney accent for this post, and some joker tops me with two simple words:

BREEEEEEEEEEEEL-YANT!!

A winner is you, Greg N.

Buns in Sweateuws!!!

And you thought AMERICA was a great country?

Ah-uhn. [Shaking head]

That honor goes to the Bun-in-Sweateuw Sidewalk-Sale-a-Thon Genii over in SOUTH KOREA, Baby.

Give it up.

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Cute Overload XTreme Bun-in-Sweateuw Close-Up (C.O.X.B.S.C.U.):

Bunverload

Marie O., can you puhlease tell us the background here for crying out loud?

When “Buzz” Turns to “Zzzz”

All this bee needs are little cotton pajamas with honey pots on them.

Sender-Inner James T. swatted spotted this one. Sleepy Bee-Best viewed large, originally uploaded by aussiegall.

THIS JUST IN: A dog blowing bubbles

…in a casserole dish filled with water.

..for no apparent reason.

…other than to let a guy learn how to format a short video.

Bizarro Montalban, Kelly.