Voice-activated Corgi

SUPER LULZ on this one, and maybe because I’m a sucker for voices, but this is great, a Corgi that only responds to certain voices…

Submitted by Sir Paul McCartney (AKA Claire Z.)

Let’s play Box, Paper, Maru

Box:

Paper:

Maru:

You win, KP in SF!

“Carrots in Love”

(Sung to the tune of “Lawyers in Love”)

I can’t keep up with what’s been going on
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the aubergines, the cukes and lima beans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of carrots in love

Carrot-raiser-uppered, picture-takered, sender-innered and song-parody-written-downered by C.O.-staff-job-easier-maker Wendy M.!

“Bunscotting”

Recently, we were asked if we were “bunscotting” (boycotting bunnehs) on the site. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUNNEHS!?

To that inquisitive reader, we give you “Marshmallow, the disapproving bun:

Photographer and Sender-Inner Michelle C. is a rabbit volunteer with Oakland Animal Services, where Marshmallow is up for adoption!

Slipper Peeg

Dang!

Ehn!—I wish…

I wish this slipper was a size 12!

Andrea G. says: “POST THESE ALREADY!” Ok!

Overheard last night at Breasts & Thighs…

Hey, Drumstick, how’d you like ol’ Zorro here to buy you a white wine spritzer?

Best guess is he went home alone, C. Kirby

“Paranormal Activity” Meets Simon’s Cat

“It’s a somewhat creepy live action Simon’s Cat!

Synchronized Smiling

“… Aaaand, one-two-three, grin-two-three… C’mon, ladies, work that smirk!

Photo credit: sakanami

C.O. Gamer’s Review-o-topia!

Greetings, programs! Time for this week’s look at the newest, thumb-thrashinest video games, and up first it’s Super Mario Ultra Kitty Cart Turbo (Wii, $45.99).

A disappointing entry in the SMUKC franchise, this “Turbo” is anything but, combining sluggish controls and limited speed with a loud 16-bit soundtrack that’s so 2003 (cubicle monkeys, dial it down before you press play). Rating: Two stars.

Ya wanna play Pong, Lennart K.?

Lotso Tree-Huggin’ Bear

SWITZERLAND — Police and protesters clashed during the Ursine Environment Summit today, as demonstrators upset over deforestation of the Hundred Acre Wood chained themselves to treetops and had to be forcibly removed.

Cub reporter Jorden C. contributed to this article.

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