Mastering the “I Miss You” Look

Having found a suitable human family, it is important to keep it on a short leash, as it were, by instilling a feeling of guilt whenever they leave.

Cultivate a wistful, far-away stare to display when your humans leave for work, bowling night, or any activity not centered around you. The use of barriers, like a window or chain-link fence, adds a touch of ironic pathos.

You're seeing a Cocker Spaniel on the side, aren't you?

Photo by ascappatura

Great. Another Wet Kiss.

Sweeet-eeee! Come and give your Auntie Ruth some smoochie boochies!”

Cavernous mug, Rachel B.

The Weigh-In

I may be heavier than some other girls, but I’m gonna work that Miss Bamboo runway. Even if I do have two black eyes.

You better work, Ursa P.

Ali Baba and the 41 Thieves

Don’t leave without me, guys… (urrngh!) Just getting into my pot, gimmie a minute… (hrrmph!) Um, do we have any pots in my size, maybe an XL? (nrrgh!)

AHA! Made it! OK, guys, I’m ready now… Guys?

Make it an even 40, Jason H.

There’s a Wookie in our front seat!!!

Raaaaaaaaaaallllghhh!!!!

There is a certain authentic metal sash lacking, Maggie J.

Sloth Delivery!

Who ordered this fresh one? You?

Baby sloth, rescued from captivity and to be retuned to the wild

I prefer my deliveries engraved OR on a silver platter, Ken_Mayer.

Bird’s eye portrait

Look real-close like and you’ll see the phone camera in the eyeball of this prosh Tufted Titmouse. [Plink! Plink!]

I shutter (click!!!) to think how you got this shot, Nosha.

Deep Thoughts

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”

Lori S., that is DEEP. Deep Thought provided by the one and only Jack Handey.

I Crown Thee

Sir Buns-a-Lot. Protector of Carrots.

This Bunday coronayshe sent in by Mereiam H., photo by Rosuuuu ✂

Chiplight Savings Time

NUTS!

I forgot to set my alarm!

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