Muscled Mouser

Tonight, on 59 1/2 Minutes, we explore the troubling issue of “kitten juicing,” steroid use among the feline community. Our guests will include “Bruno X,” who has a 32-inch chest, 15-inch biceps, and can bench press a Toyota.


Allie, at five months old, from sender-inner Ashley H.

Time to Lay Off the Snausages

Ermagherd, berlly flerpperge! Ah have been going to the gym twice a day since New Year’s, and I don’t see no difference!

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Dreadnought says this is Goblin, “our wrinkly little pug, as she takes an afternoon nap.”

Yes. Very Amusing.

Please, do not mistake my eye-rolling for disapproval; my orbital lobes are irritated due to a stray hare.


Betty is very…um…tolerant, Brogan S.

They Call Me Doctor Lovebird

After a long day of working with clients at his office, all Doctor Lovebird wanted

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was to put his feet up

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and a little liquid refreshment, Love Potion #9.

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and his nap time.

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Then it’s back to work because in this world, Dr. Lovebird’s work is never finished.

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This is Karin O.’s lovebird, named Lovebird. What the world needs now is Lovebird, sweet Lovebird.

The Ballad of Ned the Pug

(Cue 60’s girl-group music)

When I saw him in his motor scooter,
I thought “This boy couldn’t get no cuter”
So I said “Hey baby, let me take you home”
And he said “No dice, darlin’ — I ride alone”
He squashed my heart like a bug,
His name was Ned the Pug.


Shoo-bee-doo-waaaahhh, Kate E.

You’re Not From Around Here Are You

Absolutely love the dye job. With your eye-liner and my spats, we could go places, I tells ya!

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Lincoln P. and Megan say, “Here is a picture of our confused Dutch rabbit, Buster, investigating a gigantic stuffed panda.”

Friday Haiku: Bouncin’ Bebeh Otters

Cute Baby Otters

Squeal and Bounce with Fervent Glee

Until they Get Fed


Discovered On The Tube Of You. [Looks a like Whack-A-Mole game to me -Ed]

Hello World

Xiao Liwu from the San Diego Zoo has just made his public debut! (Ooo, triple rhyme.) You can view him live, too!

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First video from SD Zoo, second video from DoxieMom19. Photos from the zoo’s Flickr page.

0:26 Is Just Weird, Man

Brace yourselves for two full minutes of solid Shiba Inu action, as the very clever Elee shows us her best moves. Let’s go to the highlight reel:

0:08: Weirdest. Yoga. Position. Ever: The “Looking Downward Dog.”
0:11: What, you couldn’t afford a set of pylons?
0:47: Stop imitating me! Stop imitating me! Mom, she won’t stop imitating me!
1:01: Thank you for demonstrating rule #26. Here’s your binky.
1:27: I love you and I must give you a red object right now!
1:40: BA-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOO!

My Cute Goes All the Way to Eleven

Eleven, eleven, eleven.

Most blokes only go to ten. Where can you go from 10? Nowhere. I’m one more than ten.


Mushu photographed by his mama, Meredith, sent in by Erik S. and text co-opted from Spinal Tap.

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