Does America have a favorite animal shelter!?

Care2.com wants to know too. They want to donate $10,000 to the shelter with the most votes!

Vote for your favorite here!

While you’re pondering that, here is a lil’ story about Oliver the Puppeh.
 

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Sender-Inner AS 33 fell in love with Oliver.

After several visits Oliver would run to the front of his cage and stuff his nose through the bars. He’d cry when she left.

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When Oliver was scared and he would hide under his bed.

Then, AS 33′s brother adopted Oliver.

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After only a week, Oliver followed his new Human around everywhere and was very loyal. 

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Oliver refuses to be walked, cuddled or fed by anyone else!

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The End. [Head tilt]

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Check this out, People.

Those are some well-designed ‘Tocks.

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NO, I’m not going to do a Close-Up or I will GROSS YOU THE HECK OUT, Amanda P.

Puppy Barnacle

Yar! A Wee Pupnacle!

She shows up when ya leaast expect her, sticking to the sides of yer hull.

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Thar she blows Lauren F.!

Thanks ta Sailors Ellie the Black Lab and Lola is a Dobie-Doodle-Barnacle (Doberman Poodle Barnacle mix!).

One Baby Anteater’s Story (That You Can’t Handle)

I’m warning you. [Me pointing at you]

You cannot HANDLE the ear/eye capsules closing/elongated tongue ACTION.

Truth. [Z-snap]

Um, Discovery Cove? Just stop it. You too, Betharoopie W.

For Sale: Condo in Up and Coming Elm Tree

Real Estate speculator/Sender-Inner Ann W. told us about this great little open house:

“Oh, I didn’t see you there.  Just tidying up before the open house starts at 2PM.”

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“You look like a discerning buyer and is today your lucky day!  Having taken out a zero-down, interest-only, jumbo balloon mortgage to fund this party pad (Burrow Savings & Loan *assured* me I was qualified), I’ve coincidentally decided to move to my country den in the Appalachians and let go of this beauty.  Please come in…”

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SML Listing Details:

  • 0.5 sq ft studio condo in trendy suburban neighborhood.
  • Hardwood floors, walls & ceilings!
  • Full climate-controlled nut cellar [does not come with nuts].
  • Entrance zoned for Flying Squirrel take off and landing.
  • Includes one month old nest bed from Design Within Reach.

Priced to move before the onset of Winter!
(Photo by DJCandiDout on DeviantArt)

Quacks ‘n’ Racks!!!

QUAAAAACK! Oh, excuse me, I don’t know where that came from.

The creativity on the Cats ‘n’ Racks theme never ceases to amaze moi. Behold a mini McDuckersons, mid-nestle.

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Enhance that mini-bill-and-eye-capsule combo!!!

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But… I…

How much do you LOVE IT when a little ani-pal puts a paw up tenatively and is all: "But… I" Like he’s gonna ask something.

I know—insta head-tilt/Ahn! action.

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This one goes out to Cristal and Jon. I hope your eyes open soon, Sender Inners George and Becky…

THIS JUST IN: A Baby bun and Ba-ba

Wearing a bonn-bonn.

And a diaper thing.

Drinking chocolate meelks.

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Redonkulous, Rachel B. Of course it’s completely ‘Shopped from the genii over at Worth1000.com.

Prospect Park…Jaws!

NO ONE IN BROOKLYN IS SAFE!

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Or…

Are they?

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Sender Inner Cody R., we’re wiping our brows in relief over here!!!

Let’s check in on the Costume Contest

Hmm, looks like we’ve got:

"I’d Relish some Ketchup",
"Exscuuuse My Beauty",
"Most Dangerous Catch",
"Shaken and Stirred with a Quill",
"Who Called for the Escort?" and
"Yippee Kai yei, M&%$***#ers!"

Yep, everything seems to be going well so far.

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Got a pet and costume you think will win the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Costume contest!? Submit a photo here! Or check out all photos in the Gallery.