More Fallout From the Economic Downturn

As the developed world copes with the economic calamity, we must not forget emerging nations such as Orangustan, where widespread unemployment and rising fuel prices have caused severe overcrowding on public transportation.

At least those lucky buggers over in Clownistan get CARS!

Found in a Fark Photoshop contest thread by (checking notes) … um … oh, that’s right—me.  :-)

We’re Running Out of Office Space

"… And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because Itold Bill that if they move my drawer one more time, then I’m going to quit, because they’vemoved my drawer four times already this year, butthen they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, and I keptthe staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if theytake my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…"

... and then they moved my drawer to storage and there was garbage on it ...

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, Veronica H.

I got SOOO TRASHED last night!

Last night is such a BLUR!

OMG, I think I rode a mechanical bull at that bar—with that dachshund named Larry!

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I can’t believe I stooped to the dachshund level.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh [holds forehead with paws]

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I’m never going out with those guys AGAIN, Angela M.

Does this pose make me look sexy?

‘Cause Lorenzo is grazing this way, and I need a date to Alpaca Nights.

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Um, Okaaaaaay, Selphie V.

Jump Start Your Day <- Heh

Who!
Needs!
Coffee!
When!
You!
Have!
This!?

[Sproinging continues 'til sunset]

I’m going back to sleep now Heather C.

Curtain Climbin’ Ankle Bitin’

The rambunctiousness meter registered new levels at NewZoo curator’s Carmen Murach’s home recently. See, she was caring for two lion cubs who’s Mama died in childbirth. After almost three months, and each kitteh weighing in around 25 pounds, Carmen decided it was time to spare the furniture move these ankle biters to the zoo.

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The kittehs love their new home, attacking logs, each other and rooting for Green Bay.

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Photos by Corey for the Wilson/Press-Gazette. A bajillion more photos over at The Northwestern.com

Check out the new kitteh digs fer yerself:

Excellent cuteporting, NTMTOM!

Tiny neck action

There is some fresh tiny neck action going on over at the Memphis Zoo.

This behbeh was born on Friday and has eyelashes that match Mom’s. Check it out:

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This and many more fabu shots over at Memphis Online. Excellent spotting, Sender-Inner Mike B.!

Just try and get work done with this as your desktop

"Let’s see, I know that Budget spreadsheet is around here somewhere…

OMG PONI1ES!"

Download this Desktop! [3.6 MB, 5120px by 3200px]

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Special thanks to Sender-Inner and creator Brink G.

THIS JUST IN: Headless horseman puppeh costume

People, this is truly redonk and spectacular!

Check out this Headless Horseman Halloween costume made of PVC, fiberfill and kids clothes. It’s a TREAT!

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FIVE STARS, Newfy! See this and more recent submissions over at the Martha Stewart/CuteOverload Pet Costume Contest!

Sssssssssshhhh!

Hush little goslingk, close your caps,

Mama’s going let you nap on her back

And if your bill should quiver and quack,

We’ll know you’re dreaming of sleeping in a rack.

Expertly spotted by Sender-Inner May-li K. Sweet dreams, originally uploaded by yappingjak.