Happy Birthday Meg!

You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!

//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!

//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///

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Happy Birthday Dear Meggie

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pinky and little G partying

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Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, “Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.

Play Him Off, Avant-Garde Composer Video Splicing-Together Keyboard Cat!

And now for something completely different: A video recreation of Arnold Schoenberg’s three-part Drei Klavierstücke, an early piece of “atonal” music, a term that means “sounding like cats wandering aimlessly on a keyboard.”

You can see all three videos here, along with a list of videos used, side-by-side comparison of the cat version to a real recording, and generally more proof than you’ll ever need that humans have more time than they know what to do with.

It’s, um, very deep, Ian F.

CoverPups Wanted

//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//

Calling all cover models!

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Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards :)

//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//

Look! There’s a Space!

“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it!  What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope?  I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”

Ya know, I don't think that radar detector is conspicuous enough...

I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.

Wear Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.

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Vulnerabuhls, Definish of

Vulnerabuhls, ADJ., VUH-L-NER-AH-BUHLS
A Refreshing, free, pose. Usually exposing snorgling access.

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Kimberley R. provided it.

Summertime perspiration? Blot with this hamster

Got hot, summer vaypahs? There is nothing like blotting your schnozzle with this powder puff ham.

Need extry absorbancy? Also comes in chinchilla.

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I declare, Hottopiccasey!

No napping in sunbeams for Cranky McCrankersons

No sunbeams!

They hurt my eyes!

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My precious blue eyeballs!!!

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I’M MELTING!!!

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Turn this light OFF!

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I’m getting my whiskers in a bonche!!!

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You say Rule #40, I say “Nyerhe!”

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Hey Sender-Inner, may I suggest SPF 145?

So When Do We Ride The Tilt-A-Whirl?

C’mon, Dad!  This is a kiddie ride!  I wanna go on the Zipper, and the Cyclone, and that big swinging pirate ship! WHEEEEE!

That’s an E-coupon video, Lily B.

He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?

Pleeeeeease, Mom?  I promise I’ll take care of him, and clean up after him, and help him with his geography homework, and buy him video games, and get him into good schools, and teach him to drive, and start a trust fund for college, and…

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Awesome babysitter, Alex B.