As we swelter and simmer in triple-digit despair, let’s cool off with this video of a pup engaged in a spirited game of Fetch the Sled.
As you know, I get paid to be suspicious when I’ve got nothing to be suspicious about. So tell me: Is this sweater here made of angora, Mitch?
The Firm is cracking down, Jodi M.
Says CurlygirlKathy: “I was walking through town in Northampton, MA and came across this sight. Only in a crazy town like Northampton would there be a place to park your cow while you go shopping!”
He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.
He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.
THINGS THAT ARE FALLING ASLEEP:
Via My second favorite website in the whole world, DListed.
Sure, some fans may be upset, but it was a casting choice, you know? Besides, most people won’t even realize – I mean, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that Zach Galifianakis looks exactly like me!
And you thought Tyson’s tiger was a scene stealer, Lottie P.
It’s… it’s dark in there, and all the furniture’s too small for me, and this one doll — the really old porcelain one in the blue pinafore? — when you’re not looking, she draws a line across her neck and goes “kkrrrricccchhhh!”
Kiki can come play house with us anytime, Shirley M.
‘Gah head, Chuck, and roll the dice. But if I find out that you’ve tinkered with my power tools again, you best be wearing a helmet.
Chuck’s about to be bruised, Christine Y. Photo by Brittamay
“Hmm, kemosabe. Herd of cats stampeding this way… two, mebbe three miles due south… and it doesn’t actually help when you press my ear to the ground like that.”
Whoever heard of a herd of cats, Heidi B.?