The Adequate Escape

By 0600 hours, we were ready. It was agreed that Hurwitz and O’Malley would stage a scuffle during breakfast, to distract the guards and give us time to smuggle spoons under our uniforms. We then met at the east fence, where patrols were lightest. The resistance would have a stolen civilian vehicle waiting for us.

“This is Riley,” says Carrie B. “He was helping me garden. Kind of.”

I’m just Warren C. doin’ the pee-pee dance here…

Look, there’s no one else around. If you take me to the grassy knoll, you know I’ll be the only shooter!

You put the right paw in… Stacey T-K.

Vote like a baby stoat!

CUTEPORTERS OMG LISTEN UP!

We’re honored to be nom-nom-nominated for a 2010 Webby Award! To win, we need your halp!

To vote for us, click this link, fill out a painless registration, and cast your stoat! vote!

Vote here: http://webby.aol.com/connections/weird

The baby stoat, dubbed “Blears” by wildlife workers, was kept alive with a heart massage and mouth-to-mouth according to Mail Online!

Why Pixar’s Live Action “RatCatouille” Never Came to Be

Remi’s every pull and push felt like delicate Swedish massage to Carl, and he fell deeper and deeper into a blissful, purr-filled sleep:

Dammit, feline! I will not go back to playing Templeton in Tarrytown’s Community Theater!

Licky’s big break came during the last scene of Scorsese’s “Departed”, Stacey L.

His Master’s Voice (Inside His Head)

Continuing our theme of animals being driven slowly insane by technology, let’s visit with Harvey, who now thinks that people live in tiny little boxes.

Mega-Baroo, Efrat P.

Rah-Roh.

I am so happy to see you, and I love you, and I could just eat! you! up!

You probably shouldn’t make your niece wear Milk-Bone PJs, Sonia Z.

Sunday Wrap-Up: MeMe the Internet meme

The most popular post of the week was checking in on MeMe, the Japanese* kitten star with his own books, DVDs, shirts, pillows, mugs, you name it! Apparently, MeMe is an Exotic Shorthair [Smooshicus Facicus] and has managed to entrance beellions of peoples.

*Natch. Oh, and more pics, like MeMe bath time here.

Yoga Bear

Heeeeey Boo-Boo! Am I doing this Pic-a-nic Basket Pose right?

You’re smarter than the average Sender-Inner, Roberto R.

Oh sure, just make yourself comfortabuhls

This lil’ Horse Designed By Committee at the Milwaukee County Zoo is named “Furlow”. He likes to “romp in the outdoor yard, and usually tires himself out enough that he has to lay down and rest—often times alongside his dad.”

Sent in by Designer Lauren H.

Cute or Sad? The Corgi edishe

Humph.

Harrrumph.

Harrruuuuuuumph.

Kim S. says Sookie the pup isn’t really sad, she just looks that way…

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