From our "Strangest Men’s Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas. Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find — which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men’s room. That’s the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for. (runs away, dodging tomatoes)
Well, it was a day for torch-passing in Chicago this week as newcomer Bryce "Ice" Wigglebottom shot from out of nowhere to steal the Men’s singles title from five-time champion Shlurm Flurmblurm. Let’s take another look at the instant replay of Wigglebottom’s match-winning moment of glory:
(Announcer, whispering) "… ninth frame now, and Wigglebottom steps up to bowl … a strike here will sew up the match, anything less and Flurmblurm will have one last desperate chance to stay afloat … and there’s the roll … aaaaaaaaannnnnnd …"
"It’s a strike! IT’S A STRIKE!!! And it is ALL OVER for Flurmblurm … just LOOK at the joy and relief on Wigglebottom’s face now, as the crowd leaps to its feet … it is absolute PANDEMONIUM down there, ladies and gentlemen!"
Your "Nugget" has charm to spare, Nix S.
I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt
I’ve bounced across the continent, from port to park to Pizza Hut
I know the whole Glossary, and I quote -isms Cute-icle
While standing on my two front paws, in manner most anerable
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters controversial
I comprehend what ticks you off, both social and satirical
I clarify the Where and Why of issues touching all of us
From literary inchworm to domestic hippopotamus
I’m practiced as a pilot and like Lindbergh I can navigate
From bunway to the bayou, from the Midwest to the Golden Gate
I’ve sampled every pudding type from cantaloupe to coconut
I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt!
Shave and a harecut, two bits.
Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGGLES!!
This puppy MUST be dreaming about something…
With those lip movements, I’m guessing it’s a double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino (extra hot)
I like my bone-shaped Biscotti on the side, Debra F.!
This year’s Koal-a-thon includes sunbeam napping competition…
…AND longest eyelashes:
May the best bear win, Jane H. who took these at The Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary
Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you prolly know that Martha Stewart is considering a new puppeh to join her family. Her pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Barooooooo! And she is considering a new puppeh (or THREE).
Ya’ll made it very clear with our Cute Overload poll that you wanted Marth to adopt all three pups below. Here is the latest on their almost-weaned status. To see MORE photos of the three Chowskiteers, check out the Martha Blog.
Their paws and stubbular limbs have grown, and they all look like miniature bears.
We still think "Nom Nom" is far and away the best name choice. Right Eliad L.?
"Lawdy, ah thought ah’d just die. They-ah it was, just days before the Garden Society summer cotillion, and mah paws wuz an absolute dee-scrace! But then, ah found this simply wonderful Web site called Cute Overload, and wouldn’t you know it? Raht they-ah in the middle of the screen, was the most dee-vine style ah simply hay-ad to have."
"Glory be, ah just don’t know what ah’d do without the In-tuh-net. It is a lahfsaver, ah swey-ah!"
Your "Jules" is the belle of the ball, Sarah W.