Baboon, Bush Baby Bond Beautifully

Behold, brethren: Baboon, barely but a babe, bonds to bushy baby bush baby. Between breakfast bowl and burbly bottle banquet, big brother bears the beautiful bundle with boundless bliss. A burden? Bah! A bother? Balderdash! Best buddies? You better bet your bright bare butt!

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

Gone Fishin’

C’mon Mr. Gorton, where’s me fish sticks?


May all your fishes come true, Anandi and Dawn R.

Dark hair, pale skin, pointy teeth. Must be goth.

Stop vampire biting and face piercing me, oh Dark One!

Stop using my eyeliner without asking first, Doom Child!


You’re lucky, Kitsy S.,  Midna and Laylie are not just another pretty phase!

Lazin’ on the Lake

“(Wow, the swan boats in this park are so realistic…)”


“(… and really well-upholstered, too — like a down pillow!)”


“(… in fact, I just might take a little nap here… honk-shuuuuuu…)”


Andrea M. writes: “We’ve got a cygnet at the Los Angeles Zoo again. That’s his/her Dad back he/she nestled on. PS: Keep up the great work. I keep a pail and scoop for the brains right next to my computer. It makes clean up a no brainer.”

Well, it would pretty much have to be, wouldn’t it?

Think Inside the Box

What a day.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my toy box.


Our morale is improving already Kodie and Angela C.!

Key LiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeOMG

Does this puppy have NO OTHER TOYS?!


That’s sour, Crissy G.!

Who’s Snorgling Whom?

And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.

Be Banana Wise

Never plug bananas into an electrical socket during your bath. Keep them safely in the fruit bowl.

It’s perfectly safe to plug them in after your bath. I do all the time.


Jay likes fried bananas? Who knew, Christina V.!

I Do Declayuh

One, two, three, four, ah declare a thumb warZzzzzz…

Ryan P. sent us this mousie morsel he calls, “Sleeper”.

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Wow, does my neck itch!… Ahh, that’s better… Wait, now it’s over here!… Whew, well that’s a relie–Hey, now it’s there again! I must have fast-moving fleas!

Give it up for Hope and her duckling Ebeneezer!

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