Another Cute Overload Success Story!

Digit, from Wisconsin, writes: “Dear Cute Overload: Last year, I was a 98-ounce weakling (see photo). Even my stuffed monkey beat me up for my lunch money.

“But then my mommy Amy S. bought me the Cute Overload Page-a-Day Calendar. I practiced its time-tested Dynamic Embiggenating™ techniques every day, and one year later, just look at me now!

“Now I walk with a confident, manly swagger. When I enter the room, monkeys fall over one another for the honor of buying me a drink. And the ladies have noticed me as well. Thanks, Cute Overload! I owe it all to you!”

Never capitulate to stuffed animals again! Order your Cute Overload 2011 Page-a-Day Calendar today from Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Powell’s, or wherever industrial lubricants are sold! Hurry — supplies aren’t limited!

The Firefox Stream

Today, Mozilla announced a live “firefox” stream–24-hours of two red panda cubs at The Knoxville Zoo. You can submit a panda name and help them earn treats. [head tilt]

Sender-Inner Shannon says you can learn more here!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,

Lend me your:


I can’t believe my own ears, floridapfe.

Sweet Dreams

Someone is sleeping and smiling!

COXCUSANDR! [Cute Overload XTreme Close-Up Smile and Ninety Degree Rotayshe]

Puppilicious, Sender-Inner Madeline W. Photo of Sadie by Lydia.

Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

CATNIP FALLS, CT — Surgeons at Mercy Me Medical Center separated two kitties who were joined at the head.

Because the kitties shared a single brain, an agreement has been reached…

…for each kitty to use the brain on alternate days.

Kate N. says: “Here are our kittehs Max and Gracie, stuffed after Thanksgiving turkey. Max (left) was nice enough to welcome Gracie into the family after she and her sisters were born in a shed near our yard. Now they are best friends!”

My Client Has No Further Comments

They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.

There’s a good chance of time off for good behavior, Sarah!

Welcome to the World of… the Future!

Behold! What wondrous advances await us in the year 3000! Disposable noses! An entire college education in pill form! And, after a hard day of micro-botanical brain farming, glide home in safe, silent comfort aboard your personal Hover-Shoe!


Hector T. brings you the Totonika of tomorrow — today!

Dairy Air

Nellie the Dancing Cow, and her famous “Grand Arabesque”.

Ehn!

Dance to the moosic, Sandy T.

Aliens! They’re Everywhere!

Caught one trying to melt into the walls! I’ll grab his antenna so he can’t escape!

Unclear on the Concept

Talk about creatures of habit: Once a dog gets used to the idea that he can’t walk through a glass door, he won’t walk through it even when the glass is gone.

Apparently, this has happened before:

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