If Life Was a Beach…

I would live to the fullest!

I’d roll in stinky seaweed.

I’d chase the whitewashed waves.

I’d lift my boopable nose to the breeze,
squint my eyes,
stick out my tongue
and inhale.


“Squee Bear, at the beach…sand-covered nose and that awesome Doggie Style
 Smile.” – Adriane M.

OK, Who Do You Like, Teddy?

Teddy Bear The Porcupine has made his prediction for the Big Game between the 49ers and the Ravens. Take ‘er away, T-Man!


From Zooniversity.

We’ve Been Over This Before

Remember, peeps. Please calmly proceed to look at this kitten in a calm and orderly fashion.

Thank you for your co-operaysh -AAAHHHHHH!

(mass asplodinks sounds)

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OK, everybody settle down! Don’t panic!

Oh where oh where could the defribbermathingy be? You peeps really should try to keep it somewhere handy.

Meanwhile CO is here for you, maybe this puppy will help?!

(mass hysteria)        …whoopsies!

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Fatally cute kitten photo by Sandra Shurmans of Tierfotograf-Berlin. Killer accomplice Yorkie is Russell, by Lindsay E. who tells us, “He’s pretty cute. :) He even has his own Facebook page.” Um, “pretty” cute?! Huh, ya don’t say.

You’ve Been Waiting for This Your Entire Life!

Attenshons! Do we have your attenshons?! This is BIG!

Ta-daaaaaaaaa!  The Eyebrow Dots tag is finally HERE! No! Yessss!

But first, a message from our eyebrow dots sponsor-pup,

“Hi, I am a 7 week old as yet unnamed Husky puppy. Would you like to help name me?”

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Victoria’s hubba-hubba Husky is hungry for a handle!

Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates

Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives.


You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas your date does not.


Your pet doesn’t mind so much when you wear matching outfits.


Your pet doesn’t care if you have put on a few pounds, have some extra hair in weird places or if you’re wearing those holey sweatpants. Some dates expect you to step it up.


When you give your pet dinner out of a bag, can or crisper drawer, they act like it is French cuisine.


Your pet will always be happy to see you and will act like it’s been an eternity since they saw you last. If your date is not happy to see you, get a different date. Better yet, get a pet.


In order of appearance: YoYo by Tiffany F, Hank “Hanky Panky” the Tank by Michael and LaTricia P., Mourka by Frank and Anna T., tiny tortoise by P, hungry bunny by Gary and Brenda and chinchilla in waiting by Newhell.

I Know You’re Staring At Them

I’m Sam. A Cat With Eyebrows. What, you’ve never seen these before?

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Ten miles. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

Harrumph, cats these days. Why, when I was a kid ……! (ok, it’s a sheep, not a goat, close enough!)

Very c-ewe-t, Anea D.

75 Buck Chuck

This is 75 Buck Chuck, a wonderfully furry, mushy foldabuhl BLOB.

Wonder how he got his name? Wonder no more. [Is that his ear wrapped around his paw? And where’s his face? What? -Ed]

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UPDATE!

Terisa L. is the hoomin behind Chuck..she wrote in to provide us with a helpful CHUCK ‘O’ GRAM.

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Simply Stirling

On the beach…

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In the living room…

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Or in the park, Stirling is The Man.

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From RaphAnja, “Greetings from the Netherlands.”

Child Star: Then & Now

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She stole Rudolph’s heart, and ours, as Clarice, now the world holds its breath as she grows up and abandons her famous red polka-dot hair bow, for an *iddy-biddy mohawk!8371589474_880b0ebff1_b
Alex T. of AT8 Photography, a Safari Guide in South Africa, explains this is a Duiker, “which is an *iddy biddy type of antelope with built in mohawks.” This adorable duiker is named ‘Easy’, who was raised and soon to be released from Daktari Bush School and Wildlife Orphanage.

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