Smooshed Face Pokey

You put your right paw in…

You take your right paw out

You’ve got a look of disapproval,

And you cough a hairball out

You do the Smooshed Face Pokey, and you turn your ‘tocks around,

It’s time to chase a mouse!

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"Caruthers" the Kitteh and Sender-Inner Cassie M. want to know if you have any more lyrics, People. Well do you!?

Koala Mind Control

(you are sick of eating Eucalyptus leaves …)

I — am — sick — of — eating — Eucalyptus — leaves …

(you want to take me out for ice cream …)

I — want — to — take — you — out — for — ice — cream …

(and after that, you want to buy me a dirt bike …)

(and these aren't the Bruces you're looking for, move along ...)

I — will — post — every — picture — that — Brinke — G. — submits …

Panda 101

Remember, Son, after you snorf your box of food, use a bamboo toothpick to make sure your teef are clean.

Good, Boy.

Like mom like son by somesai.

G’day, Cousin

Crikey!  According to Australian researchers, humans and kangaroos shared a common ancestor 150 million years ago and have similar sections of DNA.  "We thought they’d be completely scrambled, but they’re not," said one expert.  "There is great chunks of the human genome which is sitting right there in the kangaroo genome."  Well, this helps explain Yahoo Serious.

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Side-eyed suspicious kangaroo from Sender-Inner Shawn P.

Encore Presentayshe: Real-life Bambi and Thumper

People, if you haven’t already checked out the photography of Tanja Askani, you SHUD!

Exhibit A; the Snorgle-a-thon of a prosh deer and hare. Check out the fest below, and see all Tanja’s photos here.

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Ruhmember to check out ALL Tanja’s photos! You won’t buh-leaf it! More Bambi trivials over at IMDB!

Live From the 2008 Pandy Awards!

"On behalf of the entire team, I’d like to thank the Academy for this incredible honor.  Really, it’s such a thrill and a privilege just to be nominated, so we want to thank our hard-working cast and crew for all the tireless effort that made this possible."

You like us!  You really, really like us!

And "Best Performance in a Sender-Innering Role" goes to Brinke G.

Let’s get “Teh” in the dictionary! Think of the Scrabble® players!!!

People, the National Post is reporting that we are THIS CLOSE to getting the word "Teh" in the dictionary. That’s right: "Teh". Right next to "Meh" and "Truthiness." COME ON!

It’s prolly all Theo’s fault.

CHECK IT, MOFOS!

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Thanks for the heads-up, The Dude!

The Lurking Nose!

In icy Nosevember, as the west wind blows
As mercury plummets and shutters close
As candles flicker their final throes
What lurks nearby, do you suppose?

Ruh-rohs!

From highs or lows, in grim repose
Its steady, strident sniffing grows
Like tell-tale hearts in tales of Poe’s
And where it comes from, no one knows.

Yesss, I yam eeen-VEEEES-ee-bulhs.

So heed this warning, to all those
Who seek out warmth for frozen toes
Where icy moistness sometimes goes,
Beware the chill of … THE LURKING NOSE!

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Warm thanks to Kirsten S.(top photo) Eilen R. (middle photo) and Emily (bottom photo.)

We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …

Check my left flipper; it's running a little hot.

I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //

Monday Morning FREAK OUT

Ahn. Hon! Look at this prosh little bug I found under the sink! Isn’t he cute with those big eyes and white brimmed "hat"!? Ha ha.

Hon?

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This is NOT a good way to start off the week, Alexandro G.