Pug breathing noises

Are sooooo romantic…the quivering muzzlepuff! The shifty eyes! the snorfing of sheets! Peep dis:

SNORF, sender-inner TTancm!

Pick moi up

Look, I know you’ve been at work ALL day and you’re tired, but I demand you pick me up [stretches out paws] and take me to that other sill over there so I can check out that other sunbeam.

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Was that so bad, Anna S.? ;)

More at 11

Asaciel has an uncanny knack of sending in photos of animals doing human-ish things. (Hello, Rule #6!) First there was "Cat-a-loons", now it’s: "Bebe watches T.V." They’re mini people for crying out loud!

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Arigato, Asaciel!

Feeshe Kees

Left Feeshe: I love you.
Right Feeshe: I love you more.
Left Feeshe: No, I love you more.
Right Feeshe: NO I LOVE YOU MORE
Left Feeshe: I LOVE YOU MORE GOD DAMMIT [underwater screaming]

Leeps

Giesel Petes, there are bubbles everywhere now. Kisses, Branna L.

Mini-schnau-schnau

Check out this little chick, she is so great. Her name is "The Cuteness". It must be really nice to have a ‘The’ in your name. Of course, "The Cuteness" has a web site. She’s a mini white schnauzer with matching mini ear flops:

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And, she can chill with the best of them (LOL!):

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What?! [Blink blink]

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Awesome submission Janet T. and T.C.’s owners… :)

Disapproving kittens

These kittens are not pleased.

How! How have you not pleased them!?

They’re almost as disapproving as the Famous Disapproving Bunnies.

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Hmmm, cute animals on blue again… [shifty eyes] Thanks, Caroline L.

Shake ‘n’ Bake!

Rainey Magillicutty: "If you ain’t first, you’re last, People."

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"It’s a simple fact. Unless you got a buddy ta slingshot you to the finish, you-gonna-be-last." [Looks directly into camera]

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"Racing is in my blood. I remember back in the days when I would justrace around the radiator and occasionally around the sofa. But now, I put all 3 toes on the pedal." [continues inspecting vee-hickle]

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There. Now how ’bout we go get kicked out of Applebee’s?

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Nice work, Lady C. Drive. and Talledega Nights…

Tiiiiny Geckage!

[Sing title in your best Don Ho voice] Katie M. saw this Bebeh Gecks in Maui, Hawaii. Where’s his tiny grass skirt?

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Oh we’re going… to the Hooky-Lau (sp?) Mahalo, Katie M.

What I did on my summer internship

Not since that hilarious guy imitated Desdemona the bunny have we seen such a nice imitation.

Apparently, a brilliant manager named Jalali H. got the company interns to finally accomplish something useful besides fetching lattes: imitating ‘Motor Schnozzles!’

Check out the original first.

Piggin’ in a biskit

"Hugs" the Chihuahua isn’t the ONLY one getting a lift in a basket. Unbelievably Prosh Snoutlette here is also on ridin’ high on the hog… oy vey, I did not just say that.

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Alexandria "@lix" H.—cleanest schnozzle evar.