Saturday Night Schnozzle

Koalas really own the Schnozzular space. Seriously, who else has a schnozzle like that? Answer? No other animal! Koalas are mayors of Schnozzleville:

So Dad, when can I go surfing?

Schnozzular and Koalular by Photopakismo!

100 Stand-ins for Maru

Obviously the Ikea folks could not afford the salesmen services of Maru, so they hired 100

Some IKEA advertising geniuses decided kittehs would sell HENSVIK shelving and TROFAST storage really well.

Would be Spokecat Maru:

From the Zyote cloud.

The Critic Casts a Withering Gaze

“Hmph. Your flaccid dialog has all the wit and suspense of an infomercial, your alleged characters are two-dimensional cutouts wandering soullessly through explosions, car chases, and fart jokes, and your criminally inept direction is as elegant and purposeful as a three-legged hippopotamus having a heart attack.

“Oh, and congratulations on your record-breaking opening weekend.”

More hipster puppehs here. Another quality foraged link by ANT!

Limbo Night at The Birdcage

After a few rounds of Cuttlefish Daiquiris, Greta, Yelena and Blinda drag out the Harry Belafonte records, and for the rest of the evening, it’s “how low can you go?!”

Photo: Ruth Rogers

C.O. Household Hints

Tired of cleaning cat hair off your sofa? Then it’s time to take preemptive action:

Is Everybody Happy?

Totally, brah. Locals-only beach, rippin’ curls, hot wahines — it’s all good, y’kneh?

(hahaha) yeah, I just heard this new joke (hee hee), oh this’ll kill’ya (chortle, snarf)

Me, I’m just happy it’s Thursday, one of the seven days of the week I have off.

And we’re happy because we have Kelly Ann B., Bethany D., and Heather A.
UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Psilo for the spelling correction.

THIS JUST IN: Spot the Leopard

Most leopards have lots of spots, but this one’s just one big spot. It’s an Amur Leopard cub, getting physical (make that getting a physical) at the Serengeti’ Safari Park in Hodenhagen, Germany. Bonus video after the jump!

Oh, that’s right, we don’t have jumps.

Photo: Christian Charisius/Reuters, spotted by David C.

The Duke.

11 years old.

Pekinese.

The Duke Abides.

Special thanks to Bobbeh over at Pixel Implo-door.

Ghostbusters: The Hamster Version

In the thrilling climax, our heroes come face to face with Gozer the Destructor, flanked by her fearsome hellhounds!

Photo credit: Carolyn Coles

How Cuteness Can Save The World

From times prehistoric to present, life has been defined by the conflict over scarce resources. The strong too often dominate the weak; the many oppress the few.

As we seek the elusive balance, consider the example of our lowly housepets. Blissfully untroubled by matters of size or strength, they are equal souls, sharing without contention or complaint, instinctively seeking the perfect equilibrium of…

… oh, never mind.

Bowzer (dog) and Kodiak (kitty) seem to have reached an understanding, Allegra O.

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