If I hear one more time that I look like your father-in-law, I’ll pee on your leg.
Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!
According to our intrepid Cuteporter this “inch” worm is “more like 3/4 inch at the longest, but only if he straaaaaaayched really hard. He appeared on my shirt when I was down at the river, and then took a long hike up my finger. Also with SUPER enhanced close-up.”
From the lovely photographer and shoe-admirer Megan B.
If he thinks that fourth tequila shot was a bad idea, just wait until he sees the “I ♥ Maru” tattoo on his chest.
Let the big guy sleep it off, Angela C.
LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.
Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)