The Hard Sell

I’m bringing out the big guns, Poeple. I know our Cute Overload calendars are fabulous—but don’t take my word for it!

Check out these happy clients and then…

Get your calendar delivered by Christmas! New Year’s Eve?
(with 2-day free shippin’)

ANOTHER perfect Jello!

God, I’m good at this.

They’re gonna scream when I bring this out.

Another hilarious hamtograph by Victoria B. More on her quest for perfect jello here.

Merry Christmas from Mr. Claws

Merry Christmas Everyone! [grabs pom pom and takes kitten for a ride on the floor]

Here’s to a wonderful day of family, gifts, food and… kittens. What was the best gift you got or gave today? Tell us in the comments.

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Papai Noel chegou cedo este ano [Santa Claws arrived early this year] by Jim S.

Reindeer Understudies

“Yep, that’s us. If one of the reindeer sprains a fetlock and can’t fly, that’s when we move in. Doesn’t happen often, though;  last time I went up was in ’73, and Ralph here doubles for Blitzen at shopping center openings.  That’s about it.”

Who knew Santa was so prepared, Paige?

Merry Marmoset

In the great Cute Overload Christmas Tradition, it’s time for your Annual Marmoset Ear Nom™. Simply wrestle a pygmy Marmoset to the ground and perform a soft-kronche on their ear nubules.

Even if they tilt their heads to the side, they won’t be able to shield their ears forever:

Go on, your furry little morsels await!

Delectabuhl pygmy marmosets by A.J. Haverkamp.

Winston attempts to eat snow

But will his FLAT LIL’ FACE LET HIM!? Watch and find out.

Merry Christmas Rich (see more Weeen-stons over at Four Four!)

To Infinity… and Beyond!

The tiny nation of Hamstervania officially announced its space program today.  In this video footage smuggled from the space training center, astronauts simulate the effect of sustained G-forces.

ENCORE: Barkin’ & Quackin’ Around the Tree

And now, a couple o’ classics in the ultra-short tradition of Cute Overload holiday posts (and by this I mean they’re from last year)…

Who’s that flappin’ down the chimney? Who’s that tappin’ at the tree?
It’s the elf with the bill, and he won’t stop until every boy and girl is giddy with glee.

Every Christmas time he’s at it again, a sack full of toys and an IQ of ten,
You might get meat or you might get a doll, ’cause he’s got no clue who you are at all.

So open those presents and try your luck; it could be wood or it could be a truck,
Will Christmas be merry or will it suck? You never can tell with Santa Duck!

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Have a possibly Merry Christmas, Karen K.


Jorden C.—merry Sender-Innering.

The smallest reindeer

…practices for flight.

Pompon is BACK!! :) by the always-fabulous pyza*.

Next On “Dr. Drew’s Kleptos”…

Meet Frankie. Obsessive-compulsive hoarder. Steals items that fuel his love for “The Nutcracker” and dental hygiene.

We just feel bad for that poor ballerina out there who’s tippy-toeing around with hairy legs and bad teeth.

So that’s where all of my pens went. I suspect he has a few of my socks as well, Paige P.

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