Let’s Go, We’re Losing Our Light!

"Stop standing around, people, we’ve got a fashion shoot to do!  Steve, I need you to move the herd of zebras to the left, they’re blocking the Christmas trees.  Trapeze artists, dangle a little lower, I can’t get you in frame.  Whoa, that’s enough makeup on the ballerinas, Marcie, we’re going for the natural look here.  OK, people — let’s make a statement!  (Hm, I think I’ll give this shot an F-17 with 800 ISO and 99 44/100 percent hydro-jammaframmitz.)"

You can tell it's an awesome camera; it's bigger than I am.

Found on Teh Intartubes.  That’s an Echidna, for those who don’t know.

A Kitten at the “I-can-put-my-entire-hand-around-your-ribcage” stage

Kitten Top veteranarians and scientists around the world agree there is a certain stage of kitteh development known as "I-can-put-my-entire-hand-around-your-ribcage". Here’s how to tell:

1. Take a scientific instrument such as your hand.
2. Touch your thumb and middle finger together.
3. That circle you just made should perfectly fit around this kitteh’s ribcage.

Bingo, People.

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Cindy H., we learn something new every day.

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What you see:

What kitty sees:

Kitties has such rich imaginationses, Annie M.

Ssssh, a peek at an internal newsletter at Turner Broadcasting

We just got word the insane-in-membrane folks over at the Turner Broadcasting London office created a very important internal memo. It’s a double spread, in the Ted newsletter, celebrating employee’s animals. Amazingly, they got the fonts to match and even mimicked our voice… see fer yerselfs!

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View Wait, Sender-Inner Kasia, you guys named your internal newsletter "Ted"!? OMG! That means we must do a C.O. Newsletter named "Meg"!

[UPDATE -- you can now click here to see a MUCH larger version! - Ed.]

WTF!!!

People, a video this redonkulous comes across our Cute Overload desks once in a blue moon. It’s.. well, it’s so bad it’s good. Never mind the translation, you’ll get it.

Without further ado, Toby and Sheila…

You can pull my dead beak off and drag me around any time, Lee Anne.

Life-time Supply of Cuteness

As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste:

Chimp and/or kitten: 'Can I keep her, Mom?'

Being adorable just plain tuckers me out.

I am the Master, and he is the Blaster!

Michael Phelps, your Wheaties sponsorship is oooooverrrr! [singsong]

[Bob Costas whispers into microphone] "We now return to Olympic Caturday Whack-a-Mouse. The reigning champion; LeChat Lunatique, has held the Whack-a-mouse belt since ’03. It was then that he whacked a staggering eight mice."

"Can he beat that personal best!? Let’s… take a look."

Phelps, you might lose your Speedo endorsement tooooo! [singsong]

GET OFFA MY PROPERTEH! (part deux)

Heeeeeey! You hoodlums! You just keep on walkin’! I don’t want you NEAR my tree, you hear me!?

[bangs broomstick on front door] Skeeeeee-daddle!

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For reference: "Get Offa my Properteh Part 1" is here. Sender-Inner Matt H. spotted this cranky owl over at Palemale.com ;)

C.O. in Dunder Mifflin News!

Angelamartin2Angela Martin of "The Office" has included photos from Cute Overload in her weekly column in the Dunder Mifflin Newsletter. This week, she tears puppehs everywhere a new one.

Also in this week’s issue: Dwight Schrute’s horrible elevator etiquette and Michael Scott’s economic advice for tough times.

Check out the newsletter heah.

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Joya B. on line two, Michael.

When CuteLabs™ Goes Bad

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For your Reality-Casual Friday viewing pleasure.  Webcomic by Kris Straub.