Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

Dahling I Love You But Give Me Park Avenue

I call everyone ‘Dahling’ because I can’t remember their names. [Wink]

Zsa Zsa Gabor quote thanks to Brainyquote. Fabulous schnozzle with hair thanks to Dog Dude.

Sounds like a Purrari sports car!

Make sure you have your speakers turned up for theese one! One furry massive motor, hunkered down. At :19, an intrepid kitteh pokes his little bulb head up, and really cranks up the crankshaft. Or whatever.

Life in the fast lane from DrNWorb. These little guys are rescues, and to learn more just bounce over on the InterWebs to here.

Let the Games Begin!

Time yet again for athletes from around the world to face the ultimate challenge. Some will walk away champions, others will just… forget what they were doing and chase their tails. Cue the relentlessly majestic inspirational theme music!

Frankly My Dear,

I don’t give a duck.


Trivia Time! You may know about the adorbs Make Way for Ducklings sculpture in the Boston Public Garden, but this is not it!
This is the replica in Moscow, given to Mrs. Gorbachev by Barbara Bush. Qvack, Qvack, ZaVaL!

New Rule of Cuteness: Lazy Ear

In which we appreciate asymmetry in aural appendages, one ear sleeping while the other stands ready, scanning the area for the whirr of can opener or the clink of leash. “No need to get up,” Vigilant Ear might offer, “I know you had another late night, so just take it easy. I’ve got this,” and then quietly mutter “you freeloader.”


Hope to hear from you again, Sodanie Chea.

Sneef sneef

[Sniffing sounds]

I prefer peanuts…


…But popcorn is OK too.


Sender-Inner Katarina used her trusty iPhone 4S and snapped these shots of this little guy in a New York City area park.

What’s new, Pussycat?

For some reason, the first thing I thought of here was “Tom Jones.” That’s not unusual, is it? It happens every day. All we need is one of those 60s turtlenecks and a peace sign medallion. And mebbe a lava lamp. Bottom line, a Smiling Furball Alpaca.


Thanks to NoName.

Just When You Thought All the Great Rock Band Names Were Taken

Peeps! Let’s hear it for, SCREAMING PUG ROCKET! (wild applause!)


That’s our favorite song, youmongrel!

Pupcake!

Frosting licker reporting for duty! (tongue drops out) Just in case it might happen to be anyone’s birthday around here?
Anyone? Anyone?


You call it frosting. I call it true loff! C’est magnifique!


Sugar high in 3, 2, 1, Soggydan!

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