Hang On, We’ll Be Right There

Wait up, we’re coming with you…

No, seriously, give us two seconds…

Honest, we’ll catch up, just hold your horses…

The Impossibly Glamourous Black Fawn!

Yes, it’s Black Fawn, international jet-setting supermodel! Maker of trends, breaker of hearts, always on the go! Breakfast in London, lunch in Paris, dinner in Milan! It’s just another day in the fabulous life of… Black Fawn!

Black Fawn! She’s ready for action!

Black Fawn! She’s ready for glamour!

Black Fawn! She’s ready for romance!

Sent in by the possibly glamourous Johanna S.!

Rule of Cuteness #47: Feathery or Furry Fluff is Cute

Why? Because it’s a “Bury your nose in me!*” magnet!

*Except this owl will peck your face off so don’t do eet

Teresa M. sent in this Tumblr gem Hungover Owls

Monkeh adopts kitteh

Of course. Of course he does [shaking head]

This just in via The Telegraph:

“A young long tailed macaque monkey has been spotted in a forest protectively nuzzling and grooming a ginger kitten and making sure no harm came to it. The extraordinary sight was captured by amateur photographer Anne Young while on holiday at the Monkey Forest Park, in the Ubud region of Bali, Indonesia.”

“The kitten enjoyed the attention being lavished on it by its protective carer and made no effort to leave.”

The insanity continues over at the Telegraph. Thanks for Pointer-Outering, Brinke G.!

Check out how big the blades of grass are…

…In comparison to this prosh 9-week old Beagle-Jack Russell-Chow-Great Pyrenées pup! Can you say Holy Rule of Cuteness #14 Action!? Yes. Yes you can.

Sender-Inner Aiden L. is one of Daisy May’s proud parents.

THIS JUST IN: Thing One & Thing Two

Here’s jubilant news from the Prospect Park Zoo:
Baboon baby birth, and not just one, but two!
They’ve each got a mommy, both rambunctious males,
So feisty they’ve got to be held by their tails.

So while the boys wrassle and play baboon games,
The Zoo asks the public to help give them names.
At the moment, they just call the kids “one” and “two,”
But that’s no good, peeps, so you know what to do.

HD available in video. More news, video at Gawker.

UPDATE: New! Improved! Now with 82% more Jamin!

One Size Fits (Almost) All

Says Andrea K.: “Here are some pictures of my cute new kitten named Mojo. He was so tired from playing all day that he found a great spot to take a nap, under my boyfriend’s hat.”

C.O. Dance Paaaaar-tay!

Oh, come on — you guys weren’t using those brain cells, anyway; it’s Friday. Now get up out of those chairs and dance, dance, dance!

Thank you, butterflize76!

Change your Qte every 6,000 Posts!

Attention, bloggers! When your odometer reaches 6,000 posts (like ours just did), it’s time for a tune-up! Install fresh cuteness, rotate those adjectives, and keep that “new blog” smell for miles and miles!

Tales from the Drypt

(cont’d from p. 47) against the smooth, curved surface of the unfamiliar location. Abandoning the escape for the moment, Pembroke surveyed the room. He was alone, he concluded — when suddenly he felt ice-cold fingers against his skin!

Water! Pembroke’s heart thundered in his chest as he scrabbled anew at the unyielding metal walls. He’d heard of this place; a chamber of horrors so ghastly, it was spoken of only in awestruck whispers — when spoken of at all.

A door opened and he went still. One of the dungeon acolytes entered, cradling a bottle of amber liquid. At that instant, Pembroke knew what was in store. It would be the worst agony anyone could bear — and live to tell of it. Its name was enough to chill his blood and send daggers of fire up his spine. This was… bathtime.

Photos by Krystin N. from the Bangor Humane Society (more like the Bangor Kitty-Tormenting Society, am I right or am I right?)

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