And Whoever’s Been Storing Pints of Blood in the Fridge, Please Clean it Out

To: All employees
Re: Vampires in the workplace

As the Halloween season approaches, we wish to clarify our position on vampires. While we at OmniGlobaCorp welcome our members of the living-impaired community, biting will not be tolerated during office hours. If you notice tooth marks anywhere on your bodily area, please report it to Bev in HR.


Via ginagleeson.

Chia Who Must Be Obeyed

Chia works hard for the candy, so hard for the candy.

Chia works hard for the candy, so you better trick or treat her right!


Ch-ch-ch-Chia, MaeBloom!

G’day Maru

Maru’s ‘aving a drink Down Under, um …er, in a manner of speaking.


Kenya say milk?


Maru is more than just a flash in Japan, Mugumogu

And Now I’d Like to Do My Impression of Donald Trump

“You’re fired!”


Abby S. says: “This is my hedgehog, Piglet. He’s about four months old and wonderfully pudge-tastic. He’s growing up to be a big boy, he’s already almost a full pound (don’t worry, the vet says he’s very healthy). He loves snuggling up in sweatshirts and sliding down couch cushions. And sleep. Mostly sleep.”

Ferrets From the Future!

In last week’s thrilling episode, our intrepid heroes became trapped in a hole in the space/time continuum! Could this be this the end? Is there no hope of escape for…


(psst, Mom–you’re ruining our suspenseful cliffhanger moment!)


Via Kimberly Tamkun / USFWS.

WHAT?

Listen, Kid, you are going to have to speak up. This glass is several inches thick. Really YELL IT THIS TIME!

Seriously? That’s what you want to know? [Sigh] Yes. I really poop in here.


Via Ask.com on Facebook

Tipping Pointer

Here at the CuteLabs proving grounds, our scientists perfect the products of tomorrow without which you’ll ever wonder how you managed to get along with. Here we test the PortaPuppy™ Mark II — now with 50 percent fewer lead weights.

Notes YouTube uploader mgreer4: “Teacup miniature schnauzer having a hard time standing in her new life jacket. It is a little heavy for her right now, but she needs to get used to it so she can go to the lake.”

Uh, Little Help Here?

Very funny, jerks.


Via acore8604 on Reddit.

THIS JUST IN: Dogs and Cats Sleeping Together [Bill Murray voice]


Via Dlisted, natch.

Max Is Back

Now here we have Cute Overload’s fave Corgi, Max Stubbular. Max usually only has one or two speeds..a slow trot, or no speed at all. And here Maxie shows us once again how it’s done, with special guest Eeyore.


Max Wuz Pinned.

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