Sammy and the City

I’m Sammy.


You may remember me from such Cute Overload polls as “Boo v. Sammy“.


But there is so much more to me than the fact that I’m a sweet Pomeranian.


I’m an extremely well-traveled, fashionable, cosmopolitan New Yorker


I could tell you stories all day. Come on over to my neck of the woods and hear alllll about me.


Special thanks for the follow up from Scott S. and of course, Sammy. Learn lots, lots more about Sammy over at Sammyandthecity.com.

The Hard Sell

I know our calendars are THE STOCKING STUFFER of the season—but don’t take my word for it:

Just check out these happy clients!

Then… Order the Cute Overload Calendar today for delivery on December 23!

OMG We just passed “Extraordinary Chickens” on the Amazon Best Seller list. We’re coming for you DILBERT CALENDAR!

Want to look inside the calendar? You can do just that here!

Uke Tide Carols

And now, everyone’s favorite Japanese-ukelele-playing-bunny-puppy-puppet-duo, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHRISTMAS HITS of U-900! [Kermit-like arm frantically waving in an introduction-like fashion]

Sleigh Ride

Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Silent Night

Jingle Bells

Walk, Don’t Run and Diamond Head are other faves. Don’t miss ‘em!

On the Ninth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Nine pups a-pondering!


Well, are you going to finish that sandwich, carterse?
Here’s the rest of the canon!

Pleeease May I Open One Gift Before Christmas?

Nooo. A thousand times, no.

You’ll have to wait a few more days.


Keep asking, Buckles, I think you’re wearing Kate P. down.

Move Over, Martha Stewart

This season, turn your regular old pine ‘n’ holly centerpiece into a SHOWSTOPPER!
Simply add a spiky store-bought hedge and turn this classic arrangement into anything but!


Fritz the Christmas Hedgehog is by Sender-Inner Serena N.

Falling in Love is So Hard on the Knees

Oh we aint got a barrel of money,

We may be ragged and funny,

But we’ll travel along,

Singing a song,

Side by side.

They’ll always be together through thick and thin, Mischa M.

On the Eighth Day of Cutemas,

My ewe lof gave to me: Eight babes a-milking!


Fleece Navidad to Trish V., who explains this is a “homemade ‘lambateria’ made by my sister’s husband in New Zealand. They are all orphan lambs.”

Previously:

THIS JUST IN: Maru times three!

Triple the annoyance!
Triple the tail twitchingks!
Triple the fluffy guttural regions!
Triple the mirror-pawing!
Triple the confused, yet somehow smug face!


Suggested via our Twitt-ta-ru (Japanese for Twitter) by a woman who’s name I can no longer find!

Limited-time FREE offer!

What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*


Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 15,563 other followers