Hello Sears? Have I got a photo shoot for YOU

September 17, 2006 By

Have you been to Sears portrait studio recently? They do AWESOME work. Let me tell you, I am not kidding. 2 years ago, Sparky and I and our roommate, The Dude went to Sears for a ‘family’ portrait, and it was AWESOME. They take good care of you there, the quality rocks, and I spent 15 hours looking at their prop selections.

I love that someone brot their turtle and kitteh in for a portrait. That cat is all: "WTF? I can’t cuddle with this!" The turtle is all "Ehn!"

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Justin V., Tossing Rituals brand coffee crystals in your direction (sorry, inside joke, we lerrrve the coffee creamer powder at the office called ‘Rituals’)

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Camp Kittdelton

September 15, 2006 By

A TEN HUT LITTLE KITTEHS!

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QUIT yer bunk sleepin’ and git out to the yard!

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There’ll be no sleepin’ on my WATCH!

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Glass bunks brot to you by Tracy B. ;)

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Various and sundry items

September 15, 2006 By

Submitter Erin P. says: "This is my cat Aeon. He is groceries.* I know it looks staged, but he totally crammed himself in there."

Oh, we know a thing or two about cats cramming into places. Stheriouswee.

Aeon

* He is? OOOOOOOOO-Kaaaaaaay….

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You’re under arrest

September 15, 2006 By

Hold it right there, Señor Puppers.

You’re UNDER ARREST.

For unlawful puppitude, including but not limited to:

1. Playful, waving ‘tocks
2. Overwhelming, clean fluff and
3. A tiny mouf barely big enough to hold that tennis-ball-thing

Just stop it! [clenching eyes shut]

Davewithringtoy

For God’s sake, man. Stooooooop! (I’m talkin’ to you, Janice P.)

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This one goes out to Sparky and Pop

September 14, 2006 By

This one goes out to my hubbles Sparky. Sparky’s Pop passed away yesterday. Sparky feels sad about it, and I’m sure he’d rather be this hamster right now, dreaming of fresh broccoli trees.

Paws up, Sparkalish! XOXOXO.

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Thanks so much, María.

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Major Points for trying

September 14, 2006 By

This gal was like; "Eff it! I’m GETTING IN THAT CATEGORY IF I HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW TANK TOPS!!!

First, I’m gonna stuff 11-pound Cordy down mah shirt—OOOOOF"

Oooof

"But to really show ‘em over at Cute Overload, I’m gonna schtuff EIGHTEEN-POUNDER Charlie down in thar! woooo!"

"Ha! small cats in racks… PUH-LEASE!"

You_di_int

Angela P., You really outdid yourself… what’s next?

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Staging tips for house selling

September 14, 2006 By

1. Try looking at your house “THROUGH THE BUYER’S EYES”
2. Paint all rooms needing paint, and throw Timothy hay around where needed
3. Create curb appeal by placing large slices of apple on the driveway
4. Place Guinea pigs in the north east corner of every room

Bebe

Mark L., Let the offers roll in.

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Complete and total mayhem

September 13, 2006 By

OK, this is one of the funniest photos I’ve seen in a long time. Check it, left to right:

Kitten 1: [Gnawing on own leg] "THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT, MAN"
Kitten 2: [Getting assaulted by a bro, and chomping on a foot in return] "Sayonara TOESVILLE!"
Kitten 3: (Lower middle) [Assaulting bro, eyes clenched shut] "Ye shall perish!!!"
Kitten 4: (Back) [Looking for an exit from Crazyville] "Mommeeeeeee!"
Kitten 5: (Center of pile) "Could be worse, I could be in the eleven-kitten mosh pit!"
Kitten 6: [Has no idea where his own limbs are, getting hit in face] "Don’t touch the merch, mofo!"
Kitten 7: (Bottom right legs) "LAAATE!"

Mayhem

A.J. Mee—stherweeouswee—new levels of redonkulousness. Thank you.

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Brush with greatness

September 13, 2006 By

Spaulding pup decided to check out another Central Park "pup". Looks like he tried a ‘tock snorgle too. Bronze just isn’t that snorglable, Spaulding. Sorry…

Whaaaaaaa

"Baroo?"

Oh_puleeeeeeeeease

[Attempted snorgle]

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Gracias, Jesus D., Adrien, Bruce and Lynn!

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This cannot be good…

September 13, 2006 By

"Daddy, look at all the kitties!"

Lotsa_kitties

uh oh, Cartoonist Phillipp V. L….

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