Just two more days…Just two more days…

As much as Lenny hated his “Squash Stetson”, he knew that this was nothing compared to what he’ll endure at Christmas…those twinkle lights get so damn hot.

He looks so thrilled, John and Cheryl D.

Always Mugging for the Camera

His ego became so inflated that when people had the nerve to ask his name, he just silently stuck out his mug.

World’s greatest cat, Chee. Photo by Scott

Shiny Hippo ‘Tocks

I like to get them waxed once every ‘Tocktober…

Photo by Chelsea Oakes

No, You’re a Mirror

No, you’re a mirror.

No, you’re a … wait a sec, lick break…

Hah! You’re licking yourself! That means you’re a mirror!

No, it means you’re a mirror.

No, you’re a mirror…

(Click to watch on YouTube)

Good Gourd, This is Ridiculous.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which one of us would also make a great pie?”

Scaredy cats, Alicia M.

When They Said I Would Become a “Service Dog”, This was Not what I had in Mind

“Sir, would you like some coffee? Tea? A swift kick in the seat of your pants?”

Forwarded by Chief Sister Officer via Buzzfeed

Welcome to Happystown – Population: 2

All this clip needs is a fuzzy unicorn riding a rainbow to an all-you-can buffet of stars.

I don’t vant to suck my blood!

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! How do these freakin’ vampires not have split lips? Worst costume ever; I now have T-minus 3 days to construct a costume out of cotton balls, velour, and tinsel.

Velour? Cottonballs? Suggestion: Meowingtino Liberace, Anna.

Purr-et

Duetting Purr-ers!

Check it!

Ender and Willow were adopted from the Seattle Humane Society a few days ago. From Sender Inner Brittany S.

And from the Dust, the Bunnies Shall Rise

I’ll make you a deal, Doc: I won’t tell anyone you were conducting experiments the feds would find highly suspicious, if you don’t tell the world that we’re now ambidextrous bipeds with a hankerin’ for world domination.

Secure the carrot crops, Anita H.

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