Nice work if you can get it

This whole “being a bird” thing is a real cushy gig. Three squares a day, nice cage, and I pretty much have these humans eating from the palm of my hand.

I don’t even have to fly anymore.  I just hop in someone’s shirt, and away I go!

And best of all, I get lots and lots of cuddle breaks!

Do you have any vacancies, Rachel M.?

Follow up! Kitten! is! NAMED!

We have it on very good authoritay that this kitten has BEEN NAMED!

Congratulations to original owner Dave who (had already ahem) named the kitteh…

LYRA!

See many many maneh more pics of WIN over at Dave’s Flickrrr

An Actual Wart Hog

“Look, I’m not going to call her a parasite, but need I remind anyone that I’m man’s best friend?

Let me guess, Duchess the Pit Bull knows that Polly the Pig has the intellectual edge, Jeremy O.

“It’s now time to play…Naaaame! This! Kitten!

Thanks, Don Pardo! Now, before we begin today’s game, let’s note that No-Name’s eyes seem to reflect a certain, uh, JEAN pool! HA! But now to get down to business: It seems that No-Name’s owners are still up in the air about a name for this ball-of-static-electricity with eyes. So what say you? Can you name this kitten?*

*Exclusions apply, as in it’s *possible* this kitten has already been named.

But maybe you should keep an open mind, because our readers are very creative, Dave M.

Wrong Order, But do They Come with Fries?

“I said I wanted a picnic basket full of hushpuppies…”

What a delightful error, Peggy W. Photo by Lawrence Shia.

Japanese engineers WILL NOT be STOPPED

It appears Japanese engineers have upgraded Momonga Flying Pocket Pets. These doe-eyed bewhiskered Tribbles can now assume 90-degree “Baroo” angles. Obviously, this feature was added so they could swoop in and nom any cupcakes left on the windowsill to cool.

Don’t miss the LEETLE tuft of hiney hair to the right of the tree, Joe S.

To Serve Pug

Slowly, hesitantly, Olive arrived at a disturbing new theory: The intentions of the alien visitors were not as benevolent as had been originally claimed.

Save us a leg, Heidi A.

This will not end well

“(Oh boy! Look at this big stick that I am carrying all by myself like a good puppy! I cannot wait to burst through my dog door and proudly display it to the food lady!)”

One of the kute kanines under the konsiderate kare of Kaitlyn K.

On the count of three, everyone say, “Wet Wipes!”

While posing for her first official family portrait, Chloe was beyond humiliated when – with all the excitement surrounding her – she accidentally tinkled on that nice man’s hand.

With that face, we bet she pees rainbows, Walter S.

Sunday Wrap-Up: Most popular post of the week

By a wide, floofy margin, the Impossibirds was the most popular post of the week. [audience clapping sound]

They pecked at your heartstrings with their tiny McBeakersons. Their rounded, floofballs shape rolled straight into your soul. They deserve MORE COVERAGE ON THIS BLOG!

To that end: LONG-TAILED-TIT-HANCE!

Long-tailed Tit by Sergey Yeliseev. More tit action? Check these dewds out.

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