Save The Pufflings! (Part II)

Remember our story about how these adorabuhl little maniacs wander into town and hunker under cars ’cause they’re, well, confused? Now we’ve got some equally adorabuhl video straight from Iceland via Animal Planet (and Cuteporter Isabel T.)


Behold, the Hyperloop!

A futuristic supersonic transportation tube, whisking chipmunks from Fresno to Cucamonga! The future is here!

Wendy H. writes: “After an ice storm, we had to have the wires to our house replaced. In the process they had to replace the old conduit and left it in our back yard. We had no idea where to get rid of it, so there it sits, useless, or so we thought. My husband was out in the yard and realized this ‘useless’ conduit has become part of a chipmunk super highway and was able to catch a shot of this little guy (or girl) exiting. It was just too cute not to submit.”

Did U Say Cat Donuts? Really?

Dear Diary: The month-long Japanese Cute Assault continues. On my knees. First it was these these marching critters. And the otters shaking hands. Next, the Pokemon Cars. Yesterday, I thought the Cat Marshmallows did me in. Then they hit me with the Hamster Ninja House. Finally gathered the strength to get out of bed and I immediately get whacked with…

Cat Donuts.

Design Taxi gets the blame thanks for this..apparently based on the TV series “One Nya Hup.”


Quoting Gizmodiva: “The One Nya Hup inspired cat donuts will be released for purchase in mid-August 2013. They will sell for a limited period from August 15, at 109 ABENO SBY Shibuya 109, SBY SHIBUYA. Each one of these ‘pets’ will retail for 200 yen (approximately $2).”

Patience, Young Grass Hopper

“Quickly as you can, snatch the towel from my mouf.”

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Rosie playing with rescued Nurse Mare Foal, via YouTube

I Don’t Have A Clue About Last Night

I vaguely remember…..nothing. Jess, can you get me a flat-tasting glass of ginger ale? And do it….quietly? And someone PLEASE turn off this light.

“Bentley’s a year old and spends lots of his time upside down. It’s Bentley’s dream to make it onto Cute Overload. As you will see in the photo, he has the most wonderful fuzzy feets and hopes that you think they are cute enough to share with the world.” -Rachel -n- Jessica, Brooklyn USA

Can You Do Impressions Too?

Sender-inner Y.H. says, “My dog Rusty is totally an old man in disguise, or a cat. I can’t decide.”

We think Rusty looks like he is poised to say something brilliant!

Or maybe just the sun’s in his eyes.

Bungee, Jumping

Don’t stop him now. Bungee, “is a shooting star, leaping through the sky, like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity…!”


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“Bungee has a lot of energy as you will see. These 20 jumps are a selection of about 70 he did during this playtime.’ -Sascha D. Lyrics by Freddie Mercury.

Hiiii glow worm, how’s it going? And going and going?

Jellooo, (g’loop g’loop g’loop) I am Pyrostremma Spinosum. (sploooooosh) But mah friends call me Sea Squirt. (burble burble blub blub) I’m full of zooids, ’cause I’m a freakazoid.

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Daily Mail, where divers are quoted as saying, “…they’re also delicate and fluffy. Like a feather boa.”

THIS JUST IN: Maru/Hana Nose Boop GIF!

We bring you the latest chapter in our continuing struggle effort to translate Mugumogu.


“Maru: [I detected a strange creature] Maru Chibi cat released in the place you’re interested. Chibi cat Greetings to circle’s first and foremost. . Because Maru was interested in a kitten, I left a cage Open The kitten Said hello to Maru Foremost “scary …… This ultra-what.” Maru: [. Wow, this is a terrible creature] some interest, but it is stay away first meeting and scary.”


“After that, the habit of going to smell from their own, and repeated the escape to say it “. stopped” when the nose Chu. Maru was afraid of a kitten first. Afterwards, Maru smelled the kitten many times. However, he escaped When the kitten Approached.”


That’s IT – Moving To Tokyo – SEEYA!

MORE from JP? We just had marshmallows, and now—a NINJA HAMSTER HOUSE!!!! Can’t..take..much more of…this. Is RocketNews24 hiring?

[Memo to self- call agent. Wait, I have no agent. Disregard.]


And what the heck, let’s toss another log onto the fire. DED. (clunk.)

Cuteporter Andrew Y. FTW.